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CLASS: -SECRET-

NAME: Keda Hoshimaru

This is Keda reporting in,

Earlier today, I successfully spyed on the gym teacher after arriving at the hot dog stand.
I was nearly detected, but I managed to avoid detection by using a smokebomb. Their plans to take over the world involve radioactive turkeys and could pose a threat to McDonalds as we know it. I recommend taking immediate action by selling them via garbage truck. I will continue my mission by eating ice cream and report again in a month.





(Meme Guide)

This is (Name) reporting in,

Earlier today, I successfully (1) after arriving at the (2).
I was nearly detected, but I managed to avoid detection by (3). Their plans to take over the world involve (4) and could pose a threat to (5) as we know it. I recommend taking immediate action by (6) them via (7). I will continue my mission by (8) and report again in a (9).


1 Shirt Color
Blue - spyed on the gym teacher
Red - ate all the donuts
Yellow - clogged the toilets
Green - sat in a chair
White - tp'd the White House
Black - assassinated the typewriter
Other/ No shirt - made a snow fort

2 Eye Color
Blue - Dairy Queen
Green - Laundromat
Brown - Bathroom Stall
Hazel - Hot Dog Stand
Other - Chocolate Factory

3 Continent of Residency
North America - using a smokebomb
South America - stealling everyone's shirt
Africa - hiding in a box
Europe - staying in the shadows
Asia - flashing everyone in the room
Australia - throwing books at people

4 Sona Type
Canine - radioactive turkeys
Feline - nokia phones
Lapine (rabbit) - MLP toys
Avian - pogo sticks
Dragon - nacho doritos
Equine - tap dance routines
Taur - android tablets
Other - lava lamps

5 Family
Only Child - Starbucks
Oldest Child - McDonalds
Middle Child - the public library
Youngest Child - Furaffinity
Twins - the YMCA

6 Sona Gender
Male - selling
Female - cooking
Herm - smashing
Other - nuking

7 Food of Preference
Italian - the internet
Fast Food - fan boys
Mexican - slaughterhouse
Asian - garbage truck
Pizza - pizza
Other - [data removed]

8 Fandom Duration
1-2 Years - robbing a donut shop
2-3 Years - playing tetris
3-5 Years - eating ice cream
5-10 Years - speaking Russian
10+ Years - knitting blankets

9 Favorite Color
Red - day
Blue - week
Green - month
Yellow - year
Purple - cycle
Orange - second
Brown - few hours
White - minute
Other - cookie

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I made this meme myself earlier, let me know what you think :3