ohmygawd enter me plz

follow da rules and you'll be entry numbah 1

I'll let some other LUCKY fur win one WHOLE dollar. Best of luck with your amazingly generous rafffleeee. :V

TOO BAD YOU'RE ALREADY NUMBER 1 HAHHAAHHA

What am I supposed to do with a WHOLE dollar?! I could buy a house for that.

U CULD DOUGH NATE IT TO CHAIR
ITY

i cud totalleh jus donate it right back into tha poor fandom!

*eyebrow waggle*

*wiggle wiggle*

Are we mocking a certain journal entry that jus came out?

My favorite food is snakes in your NOPE.

you're #2

It's okay, was more just shooting for the pure humor of this :D. You rock at deh funneh!

<3 its ok, EVERYBODY DESERVES A CHANCE AT THIS BIG WAD O MONEY

I love shoving lasagna with snakes in my urethra~

#3

My favorite food is spam.
I have a plethora of 'snakes in my urethra.'
And I love you for this.

mmmm i want to like spam, but my family *sighs* sauteed spam and tried to feed it to me and it was bluuuugh >0<

#4

I've had spam sushi... Surprisingly, I not only survived the experience, but enjoyed it as well!

interesting!

Ice Cream!

Snakes in my urethra!


Hahaha! I'm a gonna be a richa!

IMMA GONNA BEA RICHA
#5

The snakes in my urethra are rather fond of manicotti.

#6

Snakes in my urethra
Frozen chicken

#7 !!

Insert generic sonicfag comment here.

HERE I COME FASTER THAN THE BEST OF THEM THE REST OF THEM

Socool.

Fav Food. All types of Sushi and Cooked Chicken c:
SO you want me to say snakes in my urethra huh? you sly thang you.~ ♥

#8 ugugugu i love sushi >3<

Me too CX hard to find tobiko to make some real good sushi though >:

URETHRA SNAKES ARE SPOOKY

SORRY GURL IF U THINK SNAKES ARE SPOOKY YOU CANT ENTER

ONLY URETHRA SNAEKS. MY BALL PYTHON IS A FAT LIL CUTIE OK

OH OK
#30

Fav food: Pizza!

Snakes in my urethra... Makes me think of that lake parasite that actually can live in urethras. Gross.

I'm gonna be so rich and buy one quarter of a cup of tea with these riches if I win (or twizzles from the vending machine if I find a quarter on the ground too hnnng!)

This made me laugh so hard I had to enter!

haha! you're #9!

HOLY 'snakes in my urethra' I want in.
I fucking LOVE Chinese Food!
Specifically, my Favorite Dish is Seafood Chow Mein

#10!

And Fuck Journal Pimps, their annoying, and you have 3K watchers. Only reason you shouldnt get alot of contestants is because they dont wanna Dollar for Free Yoh

journal pimps dont bother me nearly as much as mandatory watches :I BECASUE FORCING PEOPLE TO WATCH YOU FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN IS NO >O<

Im just being lazy anyway XD

Ive Journal Pimped maybe 10 or so raffles in the past 2 days. So Im just burnt out on "trying" to make witty journals to take the stress away from doing it Rofl

Just woke up and this made my day

My favorite food is shellfish
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY URETHRA
( I feel there's a vagina joke in there somewhere)

hahaha <3 #11

I love pizza and snakes in my uretha

everybody needs snakes in their urethra
#12

#13

I wanna be number 69. k?

no yuri #14

I ATE THE SNAKES IN MY URETHRA DOES THIS COUNT

#15 YES
also your commission is done! i'll note you in a second!

I have a narrow urethra.

CAN I STILL HAVE SNAKES IN THERE?

#16

Pancakes ate the snakes in my urethra.

gimme gimme dat moneh moneh

#17
guuuuuuuuuuuurl

Sad news, guys. The doctors say I have snakes in my urethra... the surgery has a 75% fatality rate but to be rid of the excruciating pain is well worth it I believe. In attempt to quell my deepening depression my mother has brought me a fair amount of assorted mint chocolates, which does help some, as mint chocolates are my favorite.

#18

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
and snakes in my urethra sounds really uncomfortable ;w;

if I win I'm gonna get so many feesh :O

#19

Cheesecake smeared snakes in my no no hole xD

#20

SALDJFSLKF IF I WIN IMMA BUY ALL DA COMMS EVER!

Oh ya hardcore enter this raffle right here!
http://www.memecreator.org/meme/wow.....must-enter-wow
I like chineese, and pizza and icecream
what kind of snakes in my urethra?

#21

and uh... sand boas. sandy boas in your urethra

oh god the sand it's everywhere... it'll be ok i'll just use the sand to make a pretty dick perl

snakes in my--wait, do I even have one of those? Let's say no so snakes won't go in it :V

Also, flan.

Flan is good.

Flan is love.

Flan is life.

flan #22

I offer one internet for your doll hair

#23

:+)

Umm...Snakes in my dickhole?

Do I win?

*serpents*

Kill me now.

#24

the snakes in spain stay mainly in the urethras

#25

I watch
I don't share a journal 'cos I'm bad 0:3
Favorite food: Pesto Pasta with parmesan
'snakes in my urethra'
That'all :3

good because seeing the same journal fifty gajillion times is blugh

#26

I hope I'll won. But it's random so everyone got the same chances

yup

However, I wish good luck to everyone ^.=.^

Alien dragon don't need yo' shit. It's got snakes in its bunghole.

#27

posting in here warrants an automatic entry hehehhehe

Does it really matter? You're trollin' that $1,111 raffle real' hard, girly. xD

... Everything you do makes you awesome. Such fangirl wow

_{plus second place prize is a free sketch}

I fucking love waffles

Also this is hilarious

*eyebrow waggle*
#28

Cuz I'm so broke D': I need dis

It'll help furevahs

because u just so happend to be behind on your bills and also christmas is coming oh and did i mention that im starving and need a fursuit? bawww

yes ;n; all of dat *Internet sobs*

also the snakes in my urethra thing XD

$29

That is just too much money to give away! How would I ever spend it all?

Also the comments here are hilarious.

#31

There is fucking snakes in my urethra

#32

plzz jus gief me the dolr, i ned it mur thjan this ppl n e way.

#33

Stephen had always had a bit of knack for getting into trouble, and this time was exception. He knew that most people would be suspicious of an "enormous boobs" (sic) resting in the back alley of a Pay 'n' Piss convenience store. Then again, Stephen had visited the world's biggest ball of twine five times in the course of the past 3 months.

Stephen awoke shortly after being crestfallen at not seeing the promised attraction in the shady taint of two dilapidated buildings. Apparently he had been knocked out with a blunt object as the pain began to grow in the back of his head. He examined his surroundings: A dimly lit room contained a dusty old table, a variety of Bad Dragon ™ dildoes resting in every nook and cranny, a portrait of a yorkshire terrier sitting on a grilled cheese sandwich, and lastly, a large, naked man with curly red hair reading National Enquirer in the corner. Stephen coughed a bit when his eyes rested on the man's supple, yet firm body. The large man took notice of this and and set down his magazine.

"Ah, looks like you finally open your eyes, boy. I guess my little trap did work after all. Hya-ha-ha!" The man roared with his hearty laugh, which was somehow devoid of malice. "Now, Ol' Denny is gonna show you a good time if there ever was one!" Denny began to approach Stephen with a sly grin on his face. He smelt of cabbage.

Before Stephen could fully register what was happening to him, in the span of 5 minutes every orifice in his body was stuffed with all manner of sculpted cock. In was the most deranged, yet bizarrely enticing nightmare he had ever experienced, and that includes Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo. Literally every inch of his body was covering in some manner of dick. Denny was right above him; yelling in some alien language like Gaelic.

"Yeah, you be liking this, boy. Makes me feel just as alive as when that New Orleans hoodoo wizard stuck all those snakes in my urethra!" Denny's hands began to rub jelly all over Stephen's body. "Now, that ol' wizard taught me a thing or two about that magic of his. Gonna try something REAL special out of you, Stevie!" Denny then began to pour a mixture of whiskey and graveyard dust all over Stephen's body, making him smell like a brand new car.

Denny's man boobs ceased jiggling as he picked up a strange emblem and held it aloft. "Now, O Great Spirits, turn this young halfling into a true warrior!" A warm, blinding light began to fill the room, and a heavenly veil materialized and covered Stephen. Soon, the very integrity of the dusty room became compromised, and a bright explosion occured.

When the dust finally settled, Denny was left cold and alone five miles off Interstate 14. He began to cry; the ritual he had spent so long preparing failed. That entire city full of orphans died for nothing. But then, Denny looked to the rising sun. A figured emerged from the wreckage, one that vaguely resembled Stephen. It hovered towards Denny.

"Denny, I have been transformed, thanks to you. I am now the sacred demigod Ya Bish. Now, look upon my works, child, and know happiness." Stephen waved his arms and Denny was teleported into his greatest fantasy: A swimming pool filled with Guinness. And then everyone lived happily ever after.

#34

Stephen had always had a bit of knack for getting into trouble, and this time was exception. He knew that most people would be suspicious of an "enormous boobs" (sic) resting in the back alley of a Pay 'n' Piss convenience store. Then again, Stephen had visited the world's biggest ball of twine five times in the course of the past 3 months.

Stephen awoke shortly after being crestfallen at not seeing the promised attraction in the shady taint of two dilapidated buildings. Apparently he had been knocked out with a blunt object as the pain began to grow in the back of his head. He examined his surroundings: A dimly lit room contained a dusty old table, a variety of Bad Dragon ™ dildoes resting in every nook and cranny, a portrait of a yorkshire terrier sitting on a grilled cheese sandwich, and lastly, a large, naked man with curly red hair reading National Enquirer in the corner. Stephen coughed a bit when his eyes rested on the man's supple, yet firm body. The large man took notice of this and and set down his magazine.

"Ah, looks like you finally open your eyes, boy. I guess my little trap did work after all. Hya-ha-ha!" The man roared with his hearty laugh, which was somehow devoid of malice. "Now, Ol' Denny is gonna show you a good time if there ever was one!" Denny began to approach Stephen with a sly grin on his face. He smelt of cabbage.

Before Stephen could fully register what was happening to him, in the span of 5 minutes every orifice in his body was stuffed with all manner of sculpted cock. In was the most deranged, yet bizarrely enticing nightmare he had ever experienced, and that includes Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo. Literally every inch of his body was covering in some manner of dick. Denny was right above him; yelling in some alien language like Gaelic.

"Yeah, you be liking this, boy. Makes me feel just as alive as when that New Orleans hoodoo wizard stuck all those snakes in my urethra!" Denny's hands began to rub jelly all over Stephen's body. "Now, that ol' wizard taught me a thing or two about that magic of his. Gonna try something REAL special out of you, Stevie!" Denny then began to pour a mixture of whiskey and graveyard dust all over Stephen's body, making him smell like a brand new car.

Denny's man boobs ceased jiggling as he picked up a strange emblem and held it aloft. "Now, O Great Spirits, turn this young halfling into a true warrior!" A warm, blinding light began to fill the room, and a heavenly veil materialized and covered Stephen. Soon, the very integrity of the dusty room became compromised, and a bright explosion occured.

When the dust finally settled, Denny was left cold and alone five miles off Interstate 14. He began to cry; the ritual he had spent so long preparing failed. That entire city full of orphans died for nothing. But then, Denny looked to the rising sun. A figured emerged from the wreckage, one that vaguely resembled Stephen. It hovered towards Denny.

"Denny, I have been transformed, thanks to you. I am now the sacred demigod Ya Bish. Now, look upon my works, child, and know happiness." Stephen waved his arms and Denny was teleported into his greatest fantasy: A swimming pool filled with Guinness. And then everyone lived happily ever after.

#35

I loves steak, and there are snakes in my nono place x3

#36

Snakes in where?! Oh, I've always loved Urethra Franklin's singing.

$37

Oh you generous soul! ;w; Not only do I get a shot at a whole entire dollar, but I also get cute little garter snakes inhabiting my urethra. uwu

I think I'll share my Canadian bacon/mushroom pizza with dem.

#38

Anna:

It changes, now it's sushi maybe... but chocolate is immortal

Um, 'snakes in my urethra' you say? Is it a lie, or you have some in there? D: (Ha! the required sentence is included and I'm not the "I" from it :D)


_{Ahh, a sketch from you *dreamy face*...}

If we can be counted as two people, not one account, here:


Tom:

Favourite food: lasagne

Required sentence:
'snakes in my urethra'

and no, sorry, you cant count as two people ;0;

Anna:

Okay.
BTW may I use my old, almost abandoned account (it's older than this shared one) in such raffles from you?

(I mean of course that I'd enter with my aold account as myself, and Draffectionates would be for Tom to enter too)

no, you cant use sockpuppet or alternate accounts either :I

Anna:

K, just making sure (just in case)

#39

I'm not sure if I should take this seriously or not......

Anna:

Haha, we neither, but why not have fun nontheless xD You loose nothing by entering, but by not-entering you loose all the fun (and maybe the chance to win too xD)

True....

Umm.. favorite food RIBS!

Also there isn't snakes in my urethra

#40

Favorite food is sushi.

Snakes in my Urethra sounds like a totally rocking grindcore band.

#41

I'd love to have a big hunk of meat in my face, but the snakes in my urethra are preventing me

#42

"I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking urethra!"

$43

Aw, you beat me to it haha.

I HAVe WAY TOO MANY FAVORITE FOODS SO JUSt PUT A MOTERHFUCKEING SNAK IN MY URETHREA







:I

#44

HOLY SHIT A WHOLE DOLLAR
THAT MAKES ME WANNA PUT SNAKES IN MY URETHRA
SIGN ME UP FOR THIS SHIT

#45

Snakes in my urethra!? $1 dollar could fix that!

#46

Chocolate Ice Cream Cake and yes, there are Snakes in your Uretha!

$47

Yay!

oh bby DIS RAFFLE
snakes in my urethra? That's your catchphrase? Imagine if you were a superhero...
"Snakes in my Ureaaaaatthhhraaaaa! To the rescue?"
Anyways, i like french fries, and that means i'll always be fat. Dammit Dx

#48

You gotta be fucking kidding me seriously, 2 damn Greenbacks lol but i guess it cant hurt to bite

snakes in my urethra? you now full well i prefer eggs over snakes






And Tacos!

pardon 1 lil greenback so far...

#49

Interesting, if you kick it up to 111,1 Yen then I'm game.

#50

#51

something about fish and snakes o-o I donno what am I doing.


DO I WIN?

#52