[Spoken]
Hey!
The Current FA Kerfuffle Got You Down?
Come on, let’s . . . POLKA!

[ABC News fanfare]
Dah dah da-dah . . .

Yiffy art and dirty toons,
Poetry and lively tunes
That's the FA Polka!

Get turned on by that French Poodle
Until you note the whamadoodle
That's the FA Polka!

It’s late at night, you’re wide awake and you’re not wearing pants,
So grab your computer by the mouse and everybody dance!

Hey!

Have some yiff, have a ball,
As the artists give their all,
Do the FA Polka!

[spoken] Come on, everyone!

[Instrumental, with accordions]

[Catgirls] That's the FA Polka!

[spoken] Furverts only!

[Instrumental, with clarinets]
Who cares what your parents think?
Or co-workers, too?

[Ottergals] Who cares?

And if the servers all go down,
Here's what you have to do:

[Vixens] What?

When they yell "We’ll get it right!"
Tell them "Wah! I’m leavin’ the site!"
That's the FA Polka!


Do the FA Polka!

[Sound of coin hitting tin cup]

[Spoken]
Thanks, Commissioners!

(Set to the tune of:



Thanks to  marmelmm for his generous assistance!