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17 years ago
Well I have reached the limit of the size of text aloud in the old one so...
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/317020/
Here is a new Massive meme thread.
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First of many.
weird ass meme. Found on
foxxwolf
1. Introduce yourself.
J0
2. Open up the folder "My Pictures" (or whatever folder you stash pics in). What's the first picture of?
hentai girl wringing out wet shorts.
3. When was the last time/have you ever dyed your hair? What colour?
2003
4. Type in the first two lines of lyrics from the last song you just listened to.
Fallowing you
Fallowing you.
5. Have you ever thought of writing a book?
Last time I did what I wrote kind of happened.
6. If you were to have a child [girl], what would you name it?
Sharon in honor of my sister.
7. If you were to have a child [boy], what would you name it?
Edward William Sutherland v
8. Do you have any weird birth marks?
Yes on my neck
9. Any pets?
Nope not anymore.
10. Do you know anyone named "Timothy"?
Not to my knowledge
11. What was the last thing you ate?
Hulless Corn Puffs “Ultimate cheese”
12. Do you like to go to restaurants? Why or why not?
Yes. Just to get out and breath.
13. Do you like to vote?
Yes
14. Do you think you're smart?
Nope
15. Are you egotistic?
very
16. What's your favourite subject in school?
Math and Science.
17. Name 3 of your best friends:
Brandon
Nate
Cody
18. If you were a superhero, what would your weakness(es) be?
Damsel in distress, the hot spy, and red heads.
19. What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Get rid of some “wood”
20. Do you stay up all night to draw?
All day too.
21. Are you good with tools?
I think so.
22. What's your favourite food?
Something I haven’t tried yet.
23. Who was/is your biggest crush?
A few girls around the country.
24. Why do you like them so much?
Strong spirit, Nice personality and intelligent.
25. Are your parents divorced?
Nope.
26. Name a vegetable.
Lettuce
27. Do you drink water regularly?
Sometimes.
28. Do you like Diet Coke?
No I can taste the sweetener.
29. Take your age and multiply it by 3. Subtract 20 from this number and add 6. What's your number?
48
30. What color are your eyes?
Hazel
31. If you could get any part of your body pierced/tattooed, without paying or contradictions, where would it be? (you can remove it, too)
I have a number of tattoos in the works.
32. What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
My sister yelling at me for a privy dream of a girl I once knew… at that same time in the real world she was killed in a car crash 2000 miles away.
33. Run around in a circle.
Do that all day
34. Did you do it?
yes
35. Ok, now hop on one foot for 4 minutes.
I’m not going to do that.
36. Do it again.
..........
37. You didn't do it, did you.
Nope
38. This is the end of the quiz. Are you sad?
Nope.
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got it from
cloudbabykc
HUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Ed
-Gender?
Male
-Orientation?
Not sure.
Race?
human
-What's your favorite genre of music.
anything but violent rap.
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Too many
-What's your worst peeve?
Too many to list..
-Are you doing well in school?
Don't go.
-Do you have a religion?
no
-What turns you on?
Supprise me.
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
No not yet.
-Do you have a favorite movie?
Too many.
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
I come up with new shtuff every day.
-What do you eat?
Food.
-Are you flexible?
A bit acctuly.
-What's your favorite video game?
A Shooter.
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not at the moment.
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
I have many.
-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
No.
FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Cheeze
-Species?
Squirrel / Fox
-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
ummm...?
-Does your fur have a side-story?
Yes...
-Is your fur a whore?
not really..
-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
Many.
-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
Long jacket, pants...
-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Me Drunk.
-How often do you RP using your fur?
Often
-Does your fur have any weapons?
Many including hammer space!
-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Short and un keept.
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Found on
charrio
To answer me these 10 questions
1: Your Favorite Animal?
Flying Squirrel
2: Your Favorite Color?
N/A Red/Blue/Black
3: What's your hair color and if not natural what is your natural?
D-Brown what's left of it.
4: Buried or Cremated?
Cremated
5: Think of a body of water, what is it?
Red Sea
6: Do you Prefer Cash or Credit?
Cash
7: Can you Drive?
Yes I can, No I shouldn't
8: Tell me something about you, something you want to share.
Due to recent events I now Drink.
9: What pets do you have if you have any?
None at the moment.
10: Will you add this to a journal and let me know so i can fill it out for ya?
Sure.
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stolen from
kathy-lu
Get To Know Me! (Little tidbits of info about yours truely)
CHAP 1: General Information:
1: Where were you born?
Born in Albuquerque
2: Do you still live there?
Oddly yes. I've liveed on both coasts and both borders.
3: Where did you go to school?
LAst one was in Bellingham Washington.
4: Do you work?
Not at the moment.
5: Where do you work?
home.
6: Do you enjoy it?
Not really, nothing to do.
7: What's your favorite genre of music?
Ambiant right now.
8: Favorite Band?
N/A
9: If it's not a big secret, what's your first name?
Edward Sutherland.
10: What's your nick name?
J.J. (my dad goes by joe "cowboy joe" from the 60s) Joe Jr.
CHAP 2: Artsy Fartsy
1: What kind of artist are you? Traditional/Digital/Author/Poet/etc:
Traditional moving to digital.
2: What's your favorite media?
N/A
3: Who's your favorite artist OUTSIDE of FA?
N/A
4: Who's your favorite artist IN FA?
N/A
5: Post a link to ONE artist that you listed [if you had more than one favorite].
N/A
CHAP 3: FUR-real
1: Are you a Fur? [Some just like to draw furry art, and aren't furry]
Yes.
2: What kind of Furry are you?
Close to a toon but grounded in reality.
3: Are you a Role Player?
Yes both Paper and LARP
4: What kind of Role Player? [Fantasy/War/Romance/etc:]
Yes.
5: Put a link of your Role Playing character[s].
Cheeze = http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1322117/ MA
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1327764/
Jessica = http://www.furaffinity.net/view/912363/
Amy = http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1620802/
CHAP 4: For Fun
1:What's your hobby if not art?
PC gaming, Engeneering, Learning
2:How often do you do said hobby?
When I'm not drawing
3: Do you do this hobby with others?
Yes often. I need people to bounce Ideas off.
4: What kind of game is your favorite?
A fun one.
5: What kind of hobby would you not touch with a ten foot pole?
I'll just have to find out.
CHAP 5: Just Blabber/ Fun Information
1: If you have a furry persona, how long have you had them?
2 years
2: How did you come up with the idea of your fursona?
He just came out of nowere
3: List three of the scariest things that's happened to you.
Having to Identify my sisters body.
N/A
4: Have you ever taken an online survey before?
Yes many... lots of free time on my hands.
-AND LASTLY:
5: Select three people to tag!
You know the drill people.
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Thanks
anailaigh
X= done
0= not done
X-Smoked pot -- $10
X-Did acid -- $5
0-Did some X -- $15
0-Did cocaine -- $20
0-Did meth -- $25
0-Ever had sex at church -- $25
X-Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
0-Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
0-Had sex for money -- $100
0-Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
0-Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
0-Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
X-Vandalized something -- $20
0-Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
0-Had sex on your mates parents' bed -- $30 (bonus ?')
X-Beat up someone -- $20
X-Been jumped -- $10
X-Crossed dressed -- $10
X-Given money to stripper -- $25
0-Been in love with a stripper -- $20
X-Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
X-Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
0-Ever drive drunk -- $20
X-Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
X-Used toys while having sex -- $30
0-Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
X-Went skinny dipping -- $5
0-Had sex in a pool -- $20
X-Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
0-Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
0-Cheated on your significant other -- $10
X-Masturbated -- $10
X-Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
X-Done oral -- $5
X-Got oral -- $5
X-Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
X-Stole something -- $10
0-Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
X-Spit in someone's food --$25
X-Made a nasty home video -- $15
0-Had a threesome -- $50
0-Had sex in the wild -- $20
X-Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
0-Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $110
0-Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
0-Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
X-Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
X-Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
X-Went streaking -- $5
X-Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
0-Been arrested -- $5
0-Spent time in jail -- $15
X-Played spin the bottle -- $5
X-Done something you regret -- $20
0-Had sex with your best friend -- $20
0-Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
0-Had anal sex -- $80
0-Lied to your mate -- $5 (once)
0-Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
0-Been raped -- $500
0-Have raped -- $200
X-Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
0-Had sex with a dog -- $25
0-Had sex with a horse -- $50
0-Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
0-Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
0-Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
X-Been spanked by a lover -- $50
X-Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
0-Been fisted -- $150
X-If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
X-Used whip cream in bed -- $25
X-Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
X-Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
0-Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
X-If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
0-If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
0-Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
0-Used a blow up doll -- $50
0-Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
0-Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
X-Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
X-Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
0-Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
0-Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
0-Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
0-If you have ever been shot -- $300
X-Dyed your hair -- $10
0-Dyed your pubes -- $20
X-If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
0-Smoked while having sex -- $20
0-Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
0-Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
X-If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
0-Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
0-If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
X-If you ate her out after -- $700
0-If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
X-If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
X-Didn't use a condom -- $70
0-Got an STD -- $ 25
0-Have an STD -- $ 100
X-Planned to kill some one -- $50
X-Killed somebody -- $1,000 (self defence)
X-Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
X-Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Total: $4420.00
I've been busy
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Stolen from
kaeko
1: What is your name? and gender
Ed, Male
2: Marital status?
Single
3: Are you a fur? if so , what are you?
Yes, I am me.
4: Have you been in a relationship before?
yup
5: How many?
3.
6: Have you ever taken the lead and asked somone out?
Wes
7: Do you like being the one to ask somone to go out with you?
Either or
8: Do you have confidence in yourself?
Yes
9: Do you find yourself attractive?
Depends on the light.
10: Have you fallen in love with anyone before?
That didn’t turn out that well.
11: Do you think this Meme is a little too personal?
Nope
12: Are you a bed hog?
I am now.
13: Do you sleep with clothes on? If so what do you sleep with?
Sometimes
14: Do you watch porn? If yes, how much?
Often.
15: Do you enjoy Yiff?
Depends
16: Do you have a fetish(s)? if so what is it?
To many to list
17: Have you dated anyone from your list? If so , who?
nope
18: Do you shower? if so how often?
Sometimes
19: When you were younger were you popular? If so what made you so?
Lol nope
20: Have you ever dated another fur? If so what was he/she?
Not yet.
22: Do you think anyone on your list is cute? If so, list who (Fursona or othewise)
There are a lot of cuties here.
23: Have you had sex before? If so how many people
Y.Y
24: Have you regretted haveing sex with anyone?
Y.Y
25: Is there anyone on your list that you hate? If so who?
Nope
26: Is there anyone on your list you want to date? If so, Who?
I’d like to get to know them in RL first.
27: Have you ever been in a fight?
Please Define.
28: have you ever cried in public?
5 times
29: Are you ashamed to cry?
I’m the anchor of my friends and family. I have no choice.
30: Have you ever cried for no reason?
Once.
31: Do you masturbate? If so how often?
Lol
32: Do you get turned on often?
I’m male… so yeah.
33: What turns you on the most?
Red hair, green eyes, intelligence.
34: Do you think anyone in your list is interested in you? If so, who?
Maybe ‘ll find out If I make it to con this year.
35: Would you have sex with anyone on your list? If so, who?
Depends. I don’t do child support.
36: Have you already had sex with somone on your list? If so, how many and who?
Nope
37: What is the Strangest place you have had sex?
T.T
38: Where is somewhere you would like to have sex one day?
I’m open to suggestion.
39: Have you ever cheated on somone?
NO! damn it
40: Been cheated on?
Nope
41: Do you think you are good in bed?
I’m not sure.
42: Have you ever stolen anything? If yes how many times? If more than once, what cost the most?
Lol $100 or $120 the highest single item.
43: Have you ever been arrested? If so , for what?
Nope
44: Ever gone to jail? if yes, how long?
Not yet
45: Are you happy with who you are? if not then why?
I am who I am.
46: Would you change anything about yourself? If so, what would it be?
My weight.
47: Every tried to "End it all"? if so, why?
6 times to count. Extreme depression and homelessness.
48: Why did you take this test?
Nothing better to do.
49: Was this test a little too personal?
Nope.
50: Do you think anyone you tag or anyone on your list will take this test and answer truthfully?
No if they want they can do it.
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Found on
wolffoxguy
1 | What is the name of your fursona?
Cheeze
2 | Where did the name of your Fursona come from?
His fur pattern.
3 | What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
I like foxes and I like Squirrels. Mother is a Squirrel and father is a Fox.
4 | What color is your fursona and why? Hair/fur/eyes/etc.
You’ll see.
5 | What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your RL personality?
Me Drunk
6 | What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you in RL?
His Weapon system.
7 | What is one thing you think you would say to your fursona if you could meet?
Nothing really
8 | What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
Nothing and offer me a drink,
9 | How has your fursona changed over the years?
Not much
10 | How long have you had this fursona?
A year
11 | Would you like to be more like your fursona?
I couldn’t afford the booze. Or equipment
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Got it from foxxwolf
[x] public speaking
[x] staying single forever
[] Rejection
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth (doesn't really apply to me, as I am a dude)
[] being myself in front of others o.o
[x] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy... (?)
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean (Its beautiful but full of dangers)
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[x] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places (goes along with fear of heights)
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges (driving on bridges can scare me if they're high off the ground fear of Heights again)
[ ] death (part of my reason for not believing in committing suicide)
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling (fear of heights again)
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people (not afraid, just uncomfy)
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret
If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
{{{If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.}}}
People who don’t have any are liars.
Wow 15 thought there’d be more
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Got it from
mukichan
What is your name?
Edward
How old are you?
21
How old were you in 2008?
20 until july
Did you like 2008?
Not exactly, Too many of my close family died.
What was the best thing that happened to you this year?
I got off the street again.
What was the worst?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1710924/
Did your outlook on life change?
Much
How so?
Cant really explain it.
Did you make any new friends?
Shitloads.
Did you become closer with old friends?
A little, found out who I could trust.
Did you date any of your friends?
No they’re all dudes
Is your best friend the same now as it was at the beginning of the year?
Nope he was going to ask my sister to marry him when she started to settle down.
Did you learn who your real friends were?
Yes.
Did you fight with any friends? Lose any friends?
Yes, so to speak
Did you break up with anyone?
Not this year… T.T
Did you reject anyone?
Nope T.T
Did you get rejected?
Nope
How did you handle it?
I’ve taken up drinking as a sport.
How will you handle it next time?
Bigger bottle
Do you feel more comfortable around the opposite sex if you weren't before?
Not really
Did you have any crushes?
Not in the real world.
Did you hook up with anyone?
Nope.
Did you fall in love?
Nope.
Do you still like/ or are with the same person as the beginning of the year?
N/A
What was the best month this year for you?
T.T
What was the worst?
November
Why?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1710924/
Did you get along with your family this year?
I told my sister I hope she got what she had coming to her for kicking me on the street… then she was killed in a car crash 1 week later…. :’0
Did your relationship with members of your family change?
Yes
Did they change you?
Yeah
Are you the same religion you were at the beginning of the year?
lol
What religion is that? Or isn't that?
Nope
Did your view on faith or God change?
Yes
Did you go to church?
Yes to morn my sister.
Do you see yourself as more religious or spiritual or less?
spiritual...
How did school go this year for you?
I did it and left in record time.
What grade(s) were you in?
Trade school
Did you like your teachers? Your school?
Yeah we got along well.
Do you feel like you did well academically?
nope. <.<
What were your strongest and weakest areas in school?
I’m strongest in math science and engineering I suck at English and writing.
What was the best thing you read?
No Idea.
What was the best thing you learned in school?
How to brake Many federal laws and do so legally
Do you have regrets about this year?
What I said to my sister. Because that was the last thing I told her. T.T
Do you think it was good or bad?
…
Did you keep your resolutions?
nope. I have none.
Will you make new ones for this year?
Yes, I’m going back to college and getting a real job.
What have you learned from this year?
Count your blessings, You never know when they will be gone.
Have you changed?
Yes.
Has the way other see you changed? And the way you see yourself?
Yes
What do you want from this upcoming year?
….
So, are you excited for the new year?
Nope
What was your favorite thing about this past year?
Spending what time I had left with my sister.
Who was your best friend(s)?
Cody, Brandon and Nate.
Did you get your heart broken?
Did you get a new car?
Kind of. 97-98 Cougar.
Go somewhere exciting?
Raleigh NC
Did you dye your hair?
Not this year.
How much do you think you changed?
Did you grow any?
Not sure.
What month was your birthday?
July
Was it special?
Nope
Was it a leap year?
Not to my knowledge
What are you most thankful for this year?
The fight I got into with my sister. If it hadn’t happened I’d of been in the car with her.
Did anyone you love die this year?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1710924/
How many significant others did you have?
0
Did you get in trouble a lot?
<.<
Who are you going to kiss at midnight?
T.T
Who do you WANT to kiss at midnight?
Y.Y
What is your resolution for next year?
Go back to school.
Who's house are you going to party at?
My mom and dads.
Going to watch the ball drop on TV?
No.
Will this year be better than last year?
Only time knows.
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Found on
sirod 's
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
The list is longer than my current list. They say there is nothing as a cutie on the net but OMG most the girls on this site just blow me away with smoking bodies and beautiful minds. Lets just say I’d plow many of them like a corn field then enjoy the witty banter after.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
When ever feels good.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually Right unless I’m uncomfortable or in a motel then you’ll find me furthest from the door.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not yet
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No they paid me to put them back on.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, I don’t like stewing In my waste
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes the ammonia in you pee is both sanitary but it helps get rid of foot fungus/ athletes foot.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I’m passive aggressive and my last too girlfriends could and would bend me over.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Time will tell.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash!
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
yeap and now she’s dead…. Y.Y
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Did both enjoyed both.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Y.Y
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Money?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yeah
20. Ever been to a bar?
Heh hell yeah.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yep
24. Favorite drink?
I have no Idea I’m still new.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
lol
30. Have you been caught having sex?
None to be had.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
maybe?
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Me!
===
found on
chaoticcrisis
1. Where did you begin 2008?
My grandmothers funrial
2. What was your status by Valentines Day?
No body
3. Were you in school anytime this year?
yeah in a trade school called job corps
4. Did you have to go to the hospital?
not for me this year.
5. Did you have any encounters with the police?
many.
6. Where did you go on vacation?
North Carolina
7. What did you purchase that was over $100?
my tv, laptop, external hard drive, tablit, pc screen, PC.... the list is long.
8. Did you know anybody who got married?
nope
9. Did you know anybody who passed away?
My grandmother arminta and my little sister.
10. Did you move anywhere?
north caroina, new mexico
11. What sporting events did you attend?
local college team VS the Texas aggies... the lobos did not do well.
12. What concerts/shows did you go to?
none
13. Describe your birthday.
sucked
14. What is the ONE thing you thought you would not do, but did, in 2008?
MAny things
15. What have been your favorite moments?
N/A
16. Any new additions to your family?
nope just losses.
17. What was your best month?
June?
18. Who has been your best drinking buddy?
My sister.
19. Made new friends?
Many IRL and Internet
20. Favorite Night out?
Nope
21. Other than home, where did you spend most of your time?
streets
22. Have you lost any friends this year?
Many
23. Change your hairstyle?
yeah but not of my choice. Y.Y I'm balding
24. Have any car accidents?
not with me...
25. How old did you turn this year?
21
26. Do you have a New Years resolution?
Too many. XD
27. Do anything embarrassing?
...
28. Buy anything from eBay?
Nope.
29. Get married or divorced?
30. Get hit on?
nope
31. Been snowboarding?
nope
32. Did you get sick this year?
Nope!!!!!
33. Are you happy to see 2008 go?
Yes, cursed year, go away.
34. Been naughty or nice
I'm not sure.
35. What are you looking forward to most in 2009?
N/A
36. Are you Evil?
not really sure more like chaotic evil.
===
The FC meme I found on
moodyferret
Do you do free art?
yeah, but I prefer trades!
Do you do trades?
indeed.
Do you do commissions?
not yet. I presonaly don't feel I'm good enuff to take your money.
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
Nope
What suits will you have?
Not yet but I'm working on one.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
21
How tall are you?
5-foot-11
Can I touch you?
Sure?
Can I talk to you?
Sure
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
go for it. ^o^
Can I give you lots of money?
whats the catch?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
wow your creapy but sure.
Are you nice?
nope ^_^
See you all there!!
===
found on kaekos
DO YOU SNORE?: I’ve been told I can wake up the neighbors
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LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: I’m a fighter with out many things to love.
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WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Being truly alone again.
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AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: hell I still use them.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY TV”?: I stay away from them.
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DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: I chew many things.
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WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Not really sure
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HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: T.T
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WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black
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DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: nope
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HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: nope
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ANY SECRET TALENTS?: the computers and games talk to me.
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WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Not really sure I’ve seen most of the landscapes
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HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Indeed
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?: nope
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DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: yeah but when it’s gone then I can finally gat a tan.
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HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 636 give or take 100
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CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: I cant sing normally but yes only when I’m drunk…
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Hell I’ve flown one.
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ARE SPEEDO’S HOT?: =n=
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WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Food’s food
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IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: maybe
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DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Nope
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WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, My sister after explaining that that set of word makes people die when I tell them it…
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IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: nope
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DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: nope
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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: scrambled with cheese
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ARE BLONDES DUMB?: …
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WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: magical dryer land.
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WHAT TIME IS IT?: 23:40
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DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: pyro, kamper, hay you, that fat guy…. Many more to list here.
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IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?: nope
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: yesterday
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DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Showers
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IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: GO SATAN!
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ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: it’s a natural fear that comes and goes many time in your life
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WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: porn, booze, smokes…
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CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: CrUnChY!
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HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: yeah for may finger.
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: …
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IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Define your poison.
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ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: nope
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HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: yeah
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WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Hazel… really
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WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: nov-21-08
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DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: there are many aspects of my life that I’m not happy with but oh well.
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WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: mine
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ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: lol no but I can read your EM field.
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HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?: nope
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DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: nope
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CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: nope
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DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: Nope but I’ll do it if need be.
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DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?: Depends
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Indeed
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IS A DOG A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?: YES, but a cat owns you
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YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: uh…
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DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: yes
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WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Chicken
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DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: no
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DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: not in my area…
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WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: HEAD ON… but that just means that the commercial worked.
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DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: nope
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FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: none really.
===
grabbed from
jaxedge
Would You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?
Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About Fucking Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak
===
stolen from
kittyfaith
Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Yes
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
yes on the net but you'll never find them.
Vibrator or Dildo?
Vib- home made. (cagar tube + mack-3 power)
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
high-dim.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Doesn't matter, ;)
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Sure
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Yes
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope - tape loosens to easly when sweet or lube hits it.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Sure
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
what the hell why not both.
Newly Discovered fetish?
taking it in the bum from her
Master or slave?
Slave
Slut or whore?
Sluts are ignorent and whores cost too much.
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light, it way kinkier
Whispering or screaming?
Whispering
Ever lost your sanity?
once
Most coveted perversion?
supprise me.
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Boots are fine just not in domination.
Hot Candle wax or warm?
I use a special parafin wax fluid at 130*.
Relationship Status:
Single,
Orientation:
not really sure but I'm willing to experament.
Body type:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1846673/
Religion:
Don't really care either way.
Zodiac Sign?
Cancer woo! go 69!!!
Smoke / Drink:
A little / a lot now.
Current Location:
Albuquerque look me up if you are in the area.
Your Weakness:
I have many, but few I cant push threw to get my job (whats going on atm) mostly my honor and pride are strong and get me into issues.
Your Best Physical Feature:
my stringht sadly I've been letting that slip for a while but I'll be back on it soon.
Your Bedtime:
sleep 5 hours and run for 12 - 22 hours so whenever.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yeah plenty.
In the past week have you masturbated:
14 time give or take.
Number of Piercings:
1 in left ear
Number of Tattoos:
none till june-ish.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
>.>
At what age did you lose your virginity?
YnY' , still got it!
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
nope
If you give head, do you swallow?
>.>
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
Not to sure on that.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
yesh
Have you ever tried fisting?
no thanks
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires?
Very strong.
Nymphomaniacal?
Not sure.
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
some
Are you promiscuous?
Never
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
not yet.
Do you ever have phone sex?
once or twice.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Nope internet is cheaper
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
once or twice a year but only on my friends birthdays.
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
yeah...
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
lol yeah I'll find the pictures later.
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
nope but one could only hope.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Combat / work boots on a chick would be hot.
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
I've got this thing for panties...
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
usualy long hair but If it fits her then hell yeah.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
... >.> my former room mate... she's near on 6 foot and stacked
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
nope
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
once... she seemed ok with it so...
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
yeah.
Are you a sadist or masochist
little of a masochist.
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
yeah
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
^o^ indeed.
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
nope
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
^.^ hell yeah.
Do you like bondage?
sure
Like to be tied up?
where do you keep coming up with these questions?
Like to tie up partner?
sometimes
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
almost they fell asleep during the movie and my damn honor caught up with me.
If so, what gender were your partners?
2F
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
Lefty and Righty and my bestfriends sister...
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
none
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
Maybe
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
nope
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
nope
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Negitive
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
No thanks maybe if I get that old.
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
A fur suit is as far as I go.
===
tagged by
taliesinthedragoon
RULES :
#1) You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
#2) Tag five people afterward.
#3) Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.
ARE YOU:
1. Perfect ?
OMG- lol right?
2. Tall ?
almost 6 foot...
3. In your pajamas ?
Oddly enough
4. Left handed ?
Ambidextrous in 90% of my tasks
LAST:
1. Friend you saw :
My friend Cody at my sisters funereal
2. Talked to on the phone :
A cargo container dealer
3. Person to text you :
My mom
4. Was today better than yesterday ?
Kind of… I’m alive
FAVORITES :
1. Number :
9
2. Color(s) :
Red, blue, black and Green
3. Fruit :
Not sure
4. Place :
No Idea
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS :
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Checked the time. I never know when I’m going to get up
Q: Do you have anything bothering you ?
A: Yes but It’s non your concern
Q: What's the last movie you saw ?
A: Hamlet 2
Q: Where is the last place you went ?
A: the Sizzler Bar and stake house.
Q. Do you smile a lot ?
A: Not really
Q: Do you wish upon stars ?
A: Nope
Q: Are you a friendly person ?
A: Depends
Q: Where did you sleep last night ?
A: Mah bed.
Q: When was the last time you cried ?
A: 11/17/08
Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night ?
A: *FAP*
Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad, ten being great?
A: 2 or 3.
Q: What do you hear right now ?
A: Beatles White album
Q: Does anything hurt right now ?
A: My head but it’s been like that since I was 12.
Q: What's your favorite month ?
A: Not sure any more.
Q: What did you do last night ?
A: Stake hous, home *FAP* sleep.
EIGHT EMOTIONS :
1. Are you missing someone right now?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1713958/
2. Are you happy?
I’m still in shock I think so I’m complacent.
3. Are you sad?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1713958/
4. Are you bored?
Sometimes
6. Are you nervous?
About what?
8. Are you tired?
Nope just numb
ABOUT YOU :
001. Real name?
Edward
002. Nick names ?
J.J, Kamper, pyro
003. Eye color ?
Hazle
004. Zodiac sign ?
Cancer!!
005. Male or female ?
Male
009. Smart?
I’m in Mensa!
010. Hair color ?
Dark Brown
011. Tall or short?
6 foot…
013. Sweats or Jeans?
Loose Cargo pants.
014. Phone or Camera?
Sure
016. Drink or Smoke?
Yes more so now than ever.
020. Tattoos ?
Soon, Soooooon
021. Righty or lefty?
Righty but ambidextrous
FIRSTS :
024. First best friend?
A young girl when I was 4 Think her name was Clarissa (sp?).
025. first crush?
…
027. First pet?
Pet blue healer- Bud and cat shredder.
028. First big vacation?
I don’t do them things I just move where I want to vacation.
What are you:
049. Eating?
Sautéed onion and mushroom chicken W/ fries
050. Drinking ?
Drambuie
052. I'm about to:
Fap
053. Listening to?
Some Celtic fiddler
054. Plans for today?
Shopping for a school
079. Drank bubbles?
No thanks
080. Lost glasses/contacts?
Back to the first things again huh?
081. Ran away from home?
oh please...
084. Broken someone's heart?
I don’t know who she is but I’m sorry.
085. Been arrested?
Not yet.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Miracles?
nope
089. Yourself?
I have no Idea anymore
092. Heaven?
lol
093. Santa Claus ?
Go SATAN!
94. Love?
yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Do you like someone?
yeah
099. Do you believe in God?
I’ve seen too much to think other ways and that guy is a dick.
Now I should tag someone....
If you see this Tag!
===
off of
ALL THESE THINGS. They gotta start with the same letter. The real challenge is not using Google...
1. What is your name: Edward
2. A four letter word: exit
3. A boy's name: ...Edwin
4. A girl's name: Erin
5. An occupation: Electrician.
6. A color: e07474
7. Something you wear: eye glasses
8. A video game: Eve Online.
9. A food: Éclair
10. Something found in the bathroom: Excrement.
11. A place: Europe
12. A reason for being late: Explosive Cats
13. Something you shout: Eeeeee!
14. A movie title: Edward Scissor Hands.
15. Something you drink: Eggnog
16. A musical group: E Street Band
17. An animal: Elephant
18. A street name: Elm court
19. A type of car: Eclipse
20. The title of a song: Emily: starship.
that was...hard...especially the drink. good thing my mom is a bartender :D
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/317020/
Here is a new Massive meme thread.
====
First of many.
weird ass meme. Found on
foxxwolf1. Introduce yourself.
J0
2. Open up the folder "My Pictures" (or whatever folder you stash pics in). What's the first picture of?
hentai girl wringing out wet shorts.
3. When was the last time/have you ever dyed your hair? What colour?
2003
4. Type in the first two lines of lyrics from the last song you just listened to.
Fallowing you
Fallowing you.
5. Have you ever thought of writing a book?
Last time I did what I wrote kind of happened.
6. If you were to have a child [girl], what would you name it?
Sharon in honor of my sister.
7. If you were to have a child [boy], what would you name it?
Edward William Sutherland v
8. Do you have any weird birth marks?
Yes on my neck
9. Any pets?
Nope not anymore.
10. Do you know anyone named "Timothy"?
Not to my knowledge
11. What was the last thing you ate?
Hulless Corn Puffs “Ultimate cheese”
12. Do you like to go to restaurants? Why or why not?
Yes. Just to get out and breath.
13. Do you like to vote?
Yes
14. Do you think you're smart?
Nope
15. Are you egotistic?
very
16. What's your favourite subject in school?
Math and Science.
17. Name 3 of your best friends:
Brandon
Nate
Cody
18. If you were a superhero, what would your weakness(es) be?
Damsel in distress, the hot spy, and red heads.
19. What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Get rid of some “wood”
20. Do you stay up all night to draw?
All day too.
21. Are you good with tools?
I think so.
22. What's your favourite food?
Something I haven’t tried yet.
23. Who was/is your biggest crush?
A few girls around the country.
24. Why do you like them so much?
Strong spirit, Nice personality and intelligent.
25. Are your parents divorced?
Nope.
26. Name a vegetable.
Lettuce
27. Do you drink water regularly?
Sometimes.
28. Do you like Diet Coke?
No I can taste the sweetener.
29. Take your age and multiply it by 3. Subtract 20 from this number and add 6. What's your number?
48
30. What color are your eyes?
Hazel
31. If you could get any part of your body pierced/tattooed, without paying or contradictions, where would it be? (you can remove it, too)
I have a number of tattoos in the works.
32. What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
My sister yelling at me for a privy dream of a girl I once knew… at that same time in the real world she was killed in a car crash 2000 miles away.
33. Run around in a circle.
Do that all day
34. Did you do it?
yes
35. Ok, now hop on one foot for 4 minutes.
I’m not going to do that.
36. Do it again.
..........
37. You didn't do it, did you.
Nope
38. This is the end of the quiz. Are you sad?
Nope.
====
got it from
cloudbabykcHUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Ed
-Gender?
Male
-Orientation?
Not sure.
Race?
human
-What's your favorite genre of music.
anything but violent rap.
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Too many
-What's your worst peeve?
Too many to list..
-Are you doing well in school?
Don't go.
-Do you have a religion?
no
-What turns you on?
Supprise me.
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
No not yet.
-Do you have a favorite movie?
Too many.
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
I come up with new shtuff every day.
-What do you eat?
Food.
-Are you flexible?
A bit acctuly.
-What's your favorite video game?
A Shooter.
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
Not at the moment.
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
I have many.
-Are you a (gulp) myspace whore?
No.
FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Cheeze
-Species?
Squirrel / Fox
-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
ummm...?
-Does your fur have a side-story?
Yes...
-Is your fur a whore?
not really..
-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
Many.
-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
Long jacket, pants...
-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Me Drunk.
-How often do you RP using your fur?
Often
-Does your fur have any weapons?
Many including hammer space!
-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Short and un keept.
===
Found on
charrioTo answer me these 10 questions
1: Your Favorite Animal?
Flying Squirrel
2: Your Favorite Color?
N/A Red/Blue/Black
3: What's your hair color and if not natural what is your natural?
D-Brown what's left of it.
4: Buried or Cremated?
Cremated
5: Think of a body of water, what is it?
Red Sea
6: Do you Prefer Cash or Credit?
Cash
7: Can you Drive?
Yes I can, No I shouldn't
8: Tell me something about you, something you want to share.
Due to recent events I now Drink.
9: What pets do you have if you have any?
None at the moment.
10: Will you add this to a journal and let me know so i can fill it out for ya?
Sure.
===
stolen from
kathy-luGet To Know Me! (Little tidbits of info about yours truely)
CHAP 1: General Information:
1: Where were you born?
Born in Albuquerque
2: Do you still live there?
Oddly yes. I've liveed on both coasts and both borders.
3: Where did you go to school?
LAst one was in Bellingham Washington.
4: Do you work?
Not at the moment.
5: Where do you work?
home.
6: Do you enjoy it?
Not really, nothing to do.
7: What's your favorite genre of music?
Ambiant right now.
8: Favorite Band?
N/A
9: If it's not a big secret, what's your first name?
Edward Sutherland.
10: What's your nick name?
J.J. (my dad goes by joe "cowboy joe" from the 60s) Joe Jr.
CHAP 2: Artsy Fartsy
1: What kind of artist are you? Traditional/Digital/Author/Poet/etc:
Traditional moving to digital.
2: What's your favorite media?
N/A
3: Who's your favorite artist OUTSIDE of FA?
N/A
4: Who's your favorite artist IN FA?
N/A
5: Post a link to ONE artist that you listed [if you had more than one favorite].
N/A
CHAP 3: FUR-real
1: Are you a Fur? [Some just like to draw furry art, and aren't furry]
Yes.
2: What kind of Furry are you?
Close to a toon but grounded in reality.
3: Are you a Role Player?
Yes both Paper and LARP
4: What kind of Role Player? [Fantasy/War/Romance/etc:]
Yes.
5: Put a link of your Role Playing character[s].
Cheeze = http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1322117/ MA
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1327764/
Jessica = http://www.furaffinity.net/view/912363/
Amy = http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1620802/
CHAP 4: For Fun
1:What's your hobby if not art?
PC gaming, Engeneering, Learning
2:How often do you do said hobby?
When I'm not drawing
3: Do you do this hobby with others?
Yes often. I need people to bounce Ideas off.
4: What kind of game is your favorite?
A fun one.
5: What kind of hobby would you not touch with a ten foot pole?
I'll just have to find out.
CHAP 5: Just Blabber/ Fun Information
1: If you have a furry persona, how long have you had them?
2 years
2: How did you come up with the idea of your fursona?
He just came out of nowere
3: List three of the scariest things that's happened to you.
Having to Identify my sisters body.
N/A
4: Have you ever taken an online survey before?
Yes many... lots of free time on my hands.
-AND LASTLY:
5: Select three people to tag!
You know the drill people.
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Thanks
anailaighX= done
0= not done
X-Smoked pot -- $10
X-Did acid -- $5
0-Did some X -- $15
0-Did cocaine -- $20
0-Did meth -- $25
0-Ever had sex at church -- $25
X-Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
0-Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
0-Had sex for money -- $100
0-Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
0-Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
0-Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
X-Vandalized something -- $20
0-Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
0-Had sex on your mates parents' bed -- $30 (bonus ?')
X-Beat up someone -- $20
X-Been jumped -- $10
X-Crossed dressed -- $10
X-Given money to stripper -- $25
0-Been in love with a stripper -- $20
X-Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
X-Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
0-Ever drive drunk -- $20
X-Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
X-Used toys while having sex -- $30
0-Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
X-Went skinny dipping -- $5
0-Had sex in a pool -- $20
X-Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
0-Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
0-Cheated on your significant other -- $10
X-Masturbated -- $10
X-Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
X-Done oral -- $5
X-Got oral -- $5
X-Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
X-Stole something -- $10
0-Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
X-Spit in someone's food --$25
X-Made a nasty home video -- $15
0-Had a threesome -- $50
0-Had sex in the wild -- $20
X-Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
0-Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $110
0-Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
0-Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
X-Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
X-Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
X-Went streaking -- $5
X-Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
0-Been arrested -- $5
0-Spent time in jail -- $15
X-Played spin the bottle -- $5
X-Done something you regret -- $20
0-Had sex with your best friend -- $20
0-Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
0-Had anal sex -- $80
0-Lied to your mate -- $5 (once)
0-Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
0-Been raped -- $500
0-Have raped -- $200
X-Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
0-Had sex with a dog -- $25
0-Had sex with a horse -- $50
0-Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
0-Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
0-Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
X-Been spanked by a lover -- $50
X-Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
0-Been fisted -- $150
X-If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
X-Used whip cream in bed -- $25
X-Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
X-Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
0-Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
X-If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
0-If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
0-Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
0-Used a blow up doll -- $50
0-Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
0-Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
X-Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
X-Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
0-Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
0-Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
0-Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
0-If you have ever been shot -- $300
X-Dyed your hair -- $10
0-Dyed your pubes -- $20
X-If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
0-Smoked while having sex -- $20
0-Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
0-Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
X-If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
0-Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
0-If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
X-If you ate her out after -- $700
0-If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
X-If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
X-Didn't use a condom -- $70
0-Got an STD -- $ 25
0-Have an STD -- $ 100
X-Planned to kill some one -- $50
X-Killed somebody -- $1,000 (self defence)
X-Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
X-Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Total: $4420.00
I've been busy
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kaeko1: What is your name? and gender
Ed, Male
2: Marital status?
Single
3: Are you a fur? if so , what are you?
Yes, I am me.
4: Have you been in a relationship before?
yup
5: How many?
3.
6: Have you ever taken the lead and asked somone out?
Wes
7: Do you like being the one to ask somone to go out with you?
Either or
8: Do you have confidence in yourself?
Yes
9: Do you find yourself attractive?
Depends on the light.
10: Have you fallen in love with anyone before?
That didn’t turn out that well.
11: Do you think this Meme is a little too personal?
Nope
12: Are you a bed hog?
I am now.
13: Do you sleep with clothes on? If so what do you sleep with?
Sometimes
14: Do you watch porn? If yes, how much?
Often.
15: Do you enjoy Yiff?
Depends
16: Do you have a fetish(s)? if so what is it?
To many to list
17: Have you dated anyone from your list? If so , who?
nope
18: Do you shower? if so how often?
Sometimes
19: When you were younger were you popular? If so what made you so?
Lol nope
20: Have you ever dated another fur? If so what was he/she?
Not yet.
22: Do you think anyone on your list is cute? If so, list who (Fursona or othewise)
There are a lot of cuties here.
23: Have you had sex before? If so how many people
Y.Y
24: Have you regretted haveing sex with anyone?
Y.Y
25: Is there anyone on your list that you hate? If so who?
Nope
26: Is there anyone on your list you want to date? If so, Who?
I’d like to get to know them in RL first.
27: Have you ever been in a fight?
Please Define.
28: have you ever cried in public?
5 times
29: Are you ashamed to cry?
I’m the anchor of my friends and family. I have no choice.
30: Have you ever cried for no reason?
Once.
31: Do you masturbate? If so how often?
Lol
32: Do you get turned on often?
I’m male… so yeah.
33: What turns you on the most?
Red hair, green eyes, intelligence.
34: Do you think anyone in your list is interested in you? If so, who?
Maybe ‘ll find out If I make it to con this year.
35: Would you have sex with anyone on your list? If so, who?
Depends. I don’t do child support.
36: Have you already had sex with somone on your list? If so, how many and who?
Nope
37: What is the Strangest place you have had sex?
T.T
38: Where is somewhere you would like to have sex one day?
I’m open to suggestion.
39: Have you ever cheated on somone?
NO! damn it
40: Been cheated on?
Nope
41: Do you think you are good in bed?
I’m not sure.
42: Have you ever stolen anything? If yes how many times? If more than once, what cost the most?
Lol $100 or $120 the highest single item.
43: Have you ever been arrested? If so , for what?
Nope
44: Ever gone to jail? if yes, how long?
Not yet
45: Are you happy with who you are? if not then why?
I am who I am.
46: Would you change anything about yourself? If so, what would it be?
My weight.
47: Every tried to "End it all"? if so, why?
6 times to count. Extreme depression and homelessness.
48: Why did you take this test?
Nothing better to do.
49: Was this test a little too personal?
Nope.
50: Do you think anyone you tag or anyone on your list will take this test and answer truthfully?
No if they want they can do it.
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wolffoxguy1 | What is the name of your fursona?
Cheeze
2 | Where did the name of your Fursona come from?
His fur pattern.
3 | What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
I like foxes and I like Squirrels. Mother is a Squirrel and father is a Fox.
4 | What color is your fursona and why? Hair/fur/eyes/etc.
You’ll see.
5 | What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your RL personality?
Me Drunk
6 | What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you in RL?
His Weapon system.
7 | What is one thing you think you would say to your fursona if you could meet?
Nothing really
8 | What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
Nothing and offer me a drink,
9 | How has your fursona changed over the years?
Not much
10 | How long have you had this fursona?
A year
11 | Would you like to be more like your fursona?
I couldn’t afford the booze. Or equipment
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Got it from
foxxwolf[x] public speaking
[x] staying single forever
[] Rejection
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth (doesn't really apply to me, as I am a dude)
[] being myself in front of others o.o
[x] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy... (?)
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean (Its beautiful but full of dangers)
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[x] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places (goes along with fear of heights)
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges (driving on bridges can scare me if they're high off the ground fear of Heights again)
[ ] death (part of my reason for not believing in committing suicide)
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[x] falling (fear of heights again)
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people (not afraid, just uncomfy)
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret
If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
{{{If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.}}}
People who don’t have any are liars.
Wow 15 thought there’d be more
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Got it from
mukichanWhat is your name?
Edward
How old are you?
21
How old were you in 2008?
20 until july
Did you like 2008?
Not exactly, Too many of my close family died.
What was the best thing that happened to you this year?
I got off the street again.
What was the worst?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1710924/
Did your outlook on life change?
Much
How so?
Cant really explain it.
Did you make any new friends?
Shitloads.
Did you become closer with old friends?
A little, found out who I could trust.
Did you date any of your friends?
No they’re all dudes
Is your best friend the same now as it was at the beginning of the year?
Nope he was going to ask my sister to marry him when she started to settle down.
Did you learn who your real friends were?
Yes.
Did you fight with any friends? Lose any friends?
Yes, so to speak
Did you break up with anyone?
Not this year… T.T
Did you reject anyone?
Nope T.T
Did you get rejected?
Nope
How did you handle it?
I’ve taken up drinking as a sport.
How will you handle it next time?
Bigger bottle
Do you feel more comfortable around the opposite sex if you weren't before?
Not really
Did you have any crushes?
Not in the real world.
Did you hook up with anyone?
Nope.
Did you fall in love?
Nope.
Do you still like/ or are with the same person as the beginning of the year?
N/A
What was the best month this year for you?
T.T
What was the worst?
November
Why?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1710924/
Did you get along with your family this year?
I told my sister I hope she got what she had coming to her for kicking me on the street… then she was killed in a car crash 1 week later…. :’0
Did your relationship with members of your family change?
Yes
Did they change you?
Yeah
Are you the same religion you were at the beginning of the year?
lol
What religion is that? Or isn't that?
Nope
Did your view on faith or God change?
Yes
Did you go to church?
Yes to morn my sister.
Do you see yourself as more religious or spiritual or less?
spiritual...
How did school go this year for you?
I did it and left in record time.
What grade(s) were you in?
Trade school
Did you like your teachers? Your school?
Yeah we got along well.
Do you feel like you did well academically?
nope. <.<
What were your strongest and weakest areas in school?
I’m strongest in math science and engineering I suck at English and writing.
What was the best thing you read?
No Idea.
What was the best thing you learned in school?
How to brake Many federal laws and do so legally
Do you have regrets about this year?
What I said to my sister. Because that was the last thing I told her. T.T
Do you think it was good or bad?
…
Did you keep your resolutions?
nope. I have none.
Will you make new ones for this year?
Yes, I’m going back to college and getting a real job.
What have you learned from this year?
Count your blessings, You never know when they will be gone.
Have you changed?
Yes.
Has the way other see you changed? And the way you see yourself?
Yes
What do you want from this upcoming year?
….
So, are you excited for the new year?
Nope
What was your favorite thing about this past year?
Spending what time I had left with my sister.
Who was your best friend(s)?
Cody, Brandon and Nate.
Did you get your heart broken?
Did you get a new car?
Kind of. 97-98 Cougar.
Go somewhere exciting?
Raleigh NC
Did you dye your hair?
Not this year.
How much do you think you changed?
Did you grow any?
Not sure.
What month was your birthday?
July
Was it special?
Nope
Was it a leap year?
Not to my knowledge
What are you most thankful for this year?
The fight I got into with my sister. If it hadn’t happened I’d of been in the car with her.
Did anyone you love die this year?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1710924/
How many significant others did you have?
0
Did you get in trouble a lot?
<.<
Who are you going to kiss at midnight?
T.T
Who do you WANT to kiss at midnight?
Y.Y
What is your resolution for next year?
Go back to school.
Who's house are you going to party at?
My mom and dads.
Going to watch the ball drop on TV?
No.
Will this year be better than last year?
Only time knows.
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Found on
sirod 's1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
The list is longer than my current list. They say there is nothing as a cutie on the net but OMG most the girls on this site just blow me away with smoking bodies and beautiful minds. Lets just say I’d plow many of them like a corn field then enjoy the witty banter after.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
When ever feels good.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Usually Right unless I’m uncomfortable or in a motel then you’ll find me furthest from the door.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Not yet
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No they paid me to put them back on.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, I don’t like stewing In my waste
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes the ammonia in you pee is both sanitary but it helps get rid of foot fungus/ athletes foot.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I’m passive aggressive and my last too girlfriends could and would bend me over.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Time will tell.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope
13. Love or money?
Love.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash!
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
yeap and now she’s dead…. Y.Y
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Did both enjoyed both.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Y.Y
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Money?
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yeah
20. Ever been to a bar?
Heh hell yeah.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yep
24. Favorite drink?
I have no Idea I’m still new.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
lol
30. Have you been caught having sex?
None to be had.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
maybe?
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Me!
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found on
chaoticcrisis1. Where did you begin 2008?
My grandmothers funrial
2. What was your status by Valentines Day?
No body
3. Were you in school anytime this year?
yeah in a trade school called job corps
4. Did you have to go to the hospital?
not for me this year.
5. Did you have any encounters with the police?
many.
6. Where did you go on vacation?
North Carolina
7. What did you purchase that was over $100?
my tv, laptop, external hard drive, tablit, pc screen, PC.... the list is long.
8. Did you know anybody who got married?
nope
9. Did you know anybody who passed away?
My grandmother arminta and my little sister.
10. Did you move anywhere?
north caroina, new mexico
11. What sporting events did you attend?
local college team VS the Texas aggies... the lobos did not do well.
12. What concerts/shows did you go to?
none
13. Describe your birthday.
sucked
14. What is the ONE thing you thought you would not do, but did, in 2008?
MAny things
15. What have been your favorite moments?
N/A
16. Any new additions to your family?
nope just losses.
17. What was your best month?
June?
18. Who has been your best drinking buddy?
My sister.
19. Made new friends?
Many IRL and Internet
20. Favorite Night out?
Nope
21. Other than home, where did you spend most of your time?
streets
22. Have you lost any friends this year?
Many
23. Change your hairstyle?
yeah but not of my choice. Y.Y I'm balding
24. Have any car accidents?
not with me...
25. How old did you turn this year?
21
26. Do you have a New Years resolution?
Too many. XD
27. Do anything embarrassing?
...
28. Buy anything from eBay?
Nope.
29. Get married or divorced?
30. Get hit on?
nope
31. Been snowboarding?
nope
32. Did you get sick this year?
Nope!!!!!
33. Are you happy to see 2008 go?
Yes, cursed year, go away.
34. Been naughty or nice
I'm not sure.
35. What are you looking forward to most in 2009?
N/A
36. Are you Evil?
not really sure more like chaotic evil.
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The FC meme I found on
moodyferret Do you do free art?
yeah, but I prefer trades!
Do you do trades?
indeed.
Do you do commissions?
not yet. I presonaly don't feel I'm good enuff to take your money.
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
Nope
What suits will you have?
Not yet but I'm working on one.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
21
How tall are you?
5-foot-11
Can I touch you?
Sure?
Can I talk to you?
Sure
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
go for it. ^o^
Can I give you lots of money?
whats the catch?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
wow your creapy but sure.
Are you nice?
nope ^_^
See you all there!!
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kaekosDO YOU SNORE?: I’ve been told I can wake up the neighbors
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LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: I’m a fighter with out many things to love.
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WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Being truly alone again.
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AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: hell I still use them.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY TV”?: I stay away from them.
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DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: I chew many things.
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WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Not really sure
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HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: T.T
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WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black
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DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: nope
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HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: nope
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ANY SECRET TALENTS?: the computers and games talk to me.
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WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Not really sure I’ve seen most of the landscapes
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HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Indeed
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?: nope
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DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: yeah but when it’s gone then I can finally gat a tan.
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HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 636 give or take 100
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CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: I cant sing normally but yes only when I’m drunk…
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Hell I’ve flown one.
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ARE SPEEDO’S HOT?: =n=
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WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Food’s food
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IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: maybe
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DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Nope
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WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, My sister after explaining that that set of word makes people die when I tell them it…
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IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: nope
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DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: nope
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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: scrambled with cheese
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ARE BLONDES DUMB?: …
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WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: magical dryer land.
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WHAT TIME IS IT?: 23:40
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DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: pyro, kamper, hay you, that fat guy…. Many more to list here.
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IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?: nope
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: yesterday
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DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: Showers
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IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: GO SATAN!
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ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: it’s a natural fear that comes and goes many time in your life
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WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: porn, booze, smokes…
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CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: CrUnChY!
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HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: yeah for may finger.
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: …
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IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: Define your poison.
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ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: nope
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HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: yeah
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WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Hazel… really
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WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: nov-21-08
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DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: there are many aspects of my life that I’m not happy with but oh well.
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WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: mine
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ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: lol no but I can read your EM field.
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HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?: nope
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DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: nope
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CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: nope
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DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: Nope but I’ll do it if need be.
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DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?: Depends
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: Indeed
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IS A DOG A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?: YES, but a cat owns you
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YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: uh…
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DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: yes
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WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Chicken
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DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: no
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DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: not in my area…
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WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: HEAD ON… but that just means that the commercial worked.
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DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: nope
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FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: none really.
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grabbed from
jaxedgeWould You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?
Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About Fucking Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak
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stolen from
kittyfaithSex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Yes
Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video?
yes on the net but you'll never find them.
Vibrator or Dildo?
Vib- home made. (cagar tube + mack-3 power)
Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
high-dim.
Word preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy
Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Doesn't matter, ;)
More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane?
Sure
Word preference: Cock or Dick?
Yes
Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape?
Rope - tape loosens to easly when sweet or lube hits it.
Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Sure
Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger?
what the hell why not both.
Newly Discovered fetish?
taking it in the bum from her
Master or slave?
Slave
Slut or whore?
Sluts are ignorent and whores cost too much.
Light Bondage or heavy?
Light, it way kinkier
Whispering or screaming?
Whispering
Ever lost your sanity?
once
Most coveted perversion?
supprise me.
Under the boot or wearing the boot?
Boots are fine just not in domination.
Hot Candle wax or warm?
I use a special parafin wax fluid at 130*.
Relationship Status:
Single,
Orientation:
not really sure but I'm willing to experament.
Body type:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1846673/
Religion:
Don't really care either way.
Zodiac Sign?
Cancer woo! go 69!!!
Smoke / Drink:
A little / a lot now.
Current Location:
Albuquerque look me up if you are in the area.
Your Weakness:
I have many, but few I cant push threw to get my job (whats going on atm) mostly my honor and pride are strong and get me into issues.
Your Best Physical Feature:
my stringht sadly I've been letting that slip for a while but I'll be back on it soon.
Your Bedtime:
sleep 5 hours and run for 12 - 22 hours so whenever.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yeah plenty.
In the past week have you masturbated:
14 time give or take.
Number of Piercings:
1 in left ear
Number of Tattoos:
none till june-ish.
Do you consider yourself perverted?
>.>
At what age did you lose your virginity?
YnY' , still got it!
Have you ever deflowered a virgin?
nope
If you give head, do you swallow?
>.>
Do you like oral stimulation of the anus?
Not to sure on that.
Do you like penetration of the anus?
yesh
Have you ever tried fisting?
no thanks
How would you rate the intensity of your sexual desires?
Very strong.
Nymphomaniacal?
Not sure.
Do sexual preoccupations interfere with other activities?
some
Are you promiscuous?
Never
Do you ever regret sleeping with someone?
not yet.
Do you ever have phone sex?
once or twice.
Do you ever call a 900 number (or similar commercial service) for phone sex?
Nope internet is cheaper
Do you ever make obscene phone calls?
once or twice a year but only on my friends birthdays.
Have you ever had a sexual experience that defies your "normal" orientation?
yeah...
Have you ever made yourself up to resemble the opposite gender?
lol yeah I'll find the pictures later.
Have you ever had an erotic experience with a transvestite or transsexual?
nope but one could only hope.
Do you find feet, toes, or shoes erotic?
Combat / work boots on a chick would be hot.
Do you find underwear, lingerie, or hosiery erotic?
I've got this thing for panties...
Do you find long hair, cut hair, or shaved hair erotic?
usualy long hair but If it fits her then hell yeah.
Have you ever peeped on someone?
... >.> my former room mate... she's near on 6 foot and stacked
Have you ever used a recording device such as a video camera to peep on someone?
nope
Have you ever been caught peeping on someone?
once... she seemed ok with it so...
Have you ever "flashed" someone?
yeah.
Are you a sadist or masochist
little of a masochist.
Have you ever slapped, spanked, or whipped someone during a sexual act?
yeah
Have you ever been slapped, spanked, or whipped during a sexual act?
^o^ indeed.
Have you ever cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed someone during a sexual act?
nope
Have you ever been cut, scratched, pierced, or stabbed during a sexual act?
^.^ hell yeah.
Do you like bondage?
sure
Like to be tied up?
where do you keep coming up with these questions?
Like to tie up partner?
sometimes
Have you ever participated in a threesome?
almost they fell asleep during the movie and my damn honor caught up with me.
If so, what gender were your partners?
2F
What is the maximum number of partners you've had during a sex act?
Lefty and Righty and my bestfriends sister...
What is the most people you have slept with in a single day?
none
Does the idea of sharing a partner (such as inviting a neighbor to have sex with your spouse) excite you?
Maybe
Have you ever had sex with a relative?
nope
As a minor, did you ever have sex with an adult?
nope
As an adult, have you ever had sex with a minor?
Negitive
Have you ever had sex with a person of retirement age?
No thanks maybe if I get that old.
Have you ever had sex with an animal?
A fur suit is as far as I go.
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tagged by
taliesinthedragoonRULES :
#1) You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
#2) Tag five people afterward.
#3) Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.
ARE YOU:
1. Perfect ?
OMG- lol right?
2. Tall ?
almost 6 foot...
3. In your pajamas ?
Oddly enough
4. Left handed ?
Ambidextrous in 90% of my tasks
LAST:
1. Friend you saw :
My friend Cody at my sisters funereal
2. Talked to on the phone :
A cargo container dealer
3. Person to text you :
My mom
4. Was today better than yesterday ?
Kind of… I’m alive
FAVORITES :
1. Number :
9
2. Color(s) :
Red, blue, black and Green
3. Fruit :
Not sure
4. Place :
No Idea
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS :
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Checked the time. I never know when I’m going to get up
Q: Do you have anything bothering you ?
A: Yes but It’s non your concern
Q: What's the last movie you saw ?
A: Hamlet 2
Q: Where is the last place you went ?
A: the Sizzler Bar and stake house.
Q. Do you smile a lot ?
A: Not really
Q: Do you wish upon stars ?
A: Nope
Q: Are you a friendly person ?
A: Depends
Q: Where did you sleep last night ?
A: Mah bed.
Q: When was the last time you cried ?
A: 11/17/08
Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night ?
A: *FAP*
Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad, ten being great?
A: 2 or 3.
Q: What do you hear right now ?
A: Beatles White album
Q: Does anything hurt right now ?
A: My head but it’s been like that since I was 12.
Q: What's your favorite month ?
A: Not sure any more.
Q: What did you do last night ?
A: Stake hous, home *FAP* sleep.
EIGHT EMOTIONS :
1. Are you missing someone right now?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1713958/
2. Are you happy?
I’m still in shock I think so I’m complacent.
3. Are you sad?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1713958/
4. Are you bored?
Sometimes
6. Are you nervous?
About what?
8. Are you tired?
Nope just numb
ABOUT YOU :
001. Real name?
Edward
002. Nick names ?
J.J, Kamper, pyro
003. Eye color ?
Hazle
004. Zodiac sign ?
Cancer!!
005. Male or female ?
Male
009. Smart?
I’m in Mensa!
010. Hair color ?
Dark Brown
011. Tall or short?
6 foot…
013. Sweats or Jeans?
Loose Cargo pants.
014. Phone or Camera?
Sure
016. Drink or Smoke?
Yes more so now than ever.
020. Tattoos ?
Soon, Soooooon
021. Righty or lefty?
Righty but ambidextrous
FIRSTS :
024. First best friend?
A young girl when I was 4 Think her name was Clarissa (sp?).
025. first crush?
…
027. First pet?
Pet blue healer- Bud and cat shredder.
028. First big vacation?
I don’t do them things I just move where I want to vacation.
What are you:
049. Eating?
Sautéed onion and mushroom chicken W/ fries
050. Drinking ?
Drambuie
052. I'm about to:
Fap
053. Listening to?
Some Celtic fiddler
054. Plans for today?
Shopping for a school
079. Drank bubbles?
No thanks
080. Lost glasses/contacts?
Back to the first things again huh?
081. Ran away from home?
oh please...
084. Broken someone's heart?
I don’t know who she is but I’m sorry.
085. Been arrested?
Not yet.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Miracles?
nope
089. Yourself?
I have no Idea anymore
092. Heaven?
lol
093. Santa Claus ?
Go SATAN!
94. Love?
yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Do you like someone?
yeah
099. Do you believe in God?
I’ve seen too much to think other ways and that guy is a dick.
Now I should tag someone....
If you see this Tag!
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off of
ALL THESE THINGS. They gotta start with the same letter. The real challenge is not using Google...
1. What is your name: Edward
2. A four letter word: exit
3. A boy's name: ...Edwin
4. A girl's name: Erin
5. An occupation: Electrician.
6. A color: e07474
7. Something you wear: eye glasses
8. A video game: Eve Online.
9. A food: Éclair
10. Something found in the bathroom: Excrement.
11. A place: Europe
12. A reason for being late: Explosive Cats
13. Something you shout: Eeeeee!
14. A movie title: Edward Scissor Hands.
15. Something you drink: Eggnog
16. A musical group: E Street Band
17. An animal: Elephant
18. A street name: Elm court
19. A type of car: Eclipse
20. The title of a song: Emily: starship.
that was...hard...especially the drink. good thing my mom is a bartender :D
"What's the first picture of?"
Here's my answers for mine
1: Your Favorite Animal? (Mouse of Course)
2: Your Favorite Color? (Purple)
3: What's your hair color and if not natural what is your natural? (Dark Brown)
4: Buried or Cremated? (Cremated)
5: Think of a body of water, what is it? (fish tank)
6: Do you Prefer Cash or Credit? (credit)
7: Can you Drive? (Yuppers)
8: Tell me something about you, something you want to share. (I need more furry friends)
9: What pets do you have if you have any? (I have a cat and a dog, both like children to me)
10: (Already did it)
Hmmmm, very interesting