....I wonder how many of those things could get you arrested if you actually try them. X3

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

Would be my guess.

Oh...and you seem to have left out one thing for insainty...putting a pair of (Hopefully clean) underwhere on your head and running through the streets yelling "I'm captain underpants man!"

#1 has gotten people in trouble for "impersonating a police officer." I don't know if anybody has ever gotten fined for it, probably because its just too funny, but I do know that people have been told to stop.

#12 would get you in trouble for inciting a panic.

Yea, I figured, thats why I pointed out 12... did you at least find this amusing?

Hilariously so. Some of its old, but it was good enough that I already copied it myself for future use.

mah brain....


and aweosme.

I haz infected the Foxy Brain! Huzzah! *hugs and puts a band aid on your brain*

thank you for that... I have a very good laugh... and then I thought... yesssssssssss........

V.

This was passed onto me by a friend who has been helping me during my rough times.

Not bad.

Thanks.

Also, a few friends of mine in years gone by used to not only skip in unison, we learned the skipping step from the "We're off to see the Wizard," number from wizard of Oz. We used to do it whenever more than half of the group didn't have skateboards to carry.

Oh god, me and my friends did that.. OH!

Yesterday, me, Heather, and Dawn were Casing Wal-Mart... an employee ask us what we are doing.
Heather. "Checking the place over.."
Dawn, "Gotta see the layout."
Employee suspicous, "Why?"
Me "In case of Zombie attack.. did you know Wal-Marts rank high for Zombie attacks?... mostly the Super Wal-Marts."

He chuckled and pointed out that the steel roll down doors bolt from the inside and have a cross bar for Hurricanes, Bonus!

Hehe
My co-workers already think I'm nuts and yes I occasionally skip down the hall.
This was awesome, thanks for the laugh Hun. *hugs*

Oh I should have your stuff this weekend, I had to redo it twice >_>

*hugs* You are welcome. and coolness!

Crazy awesome

Insanity in moderation is healthy.

Mouse..

Rules.




That is all..

Check Pyromancys Journal ... Man has class.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

True Story:
Good friend of mine, "Tony" (Who's real name is Tony), used to make coffee at the call center he, Fujin and I worked at. We had those industrial choke-n-puke resaurant industrial coffee machines....

He was ordered to tie a paper towel around the handle of the coffee he made because he used TWO PACKS of coffee in the single coffee filter holder....

..Seemed the Big Boss drank some and was rather twitchy that morning.

And by Twitchy, we mean that he was up for 72 hrs, did his taxes, for the enxt four years, pianted his house, the neighbors house, the neighbors dog... the neighbor.

Well, yeah, that was the first 3 hrs.....

I like to find a really good parking space right in front of the mall and just sit in my car for hours, counting how many people ask me "Are you leaving?"

I also enjoy telling people who are talking to me (especially bosses) " Wait a second... I can't listen to you and the voices in my head at the same time." The looks on their faces is priceless.

Another fun past time is to walk around in a crowded place holding a hand grenade pin, saying in a really loud voice "Uh oh! I think I lost something!" You've never seen a bunch of people scatter so fast. XD

And yes, I've actually done those things... but not for a long time.

Hehe.

I was shopping with some friends, when we get to the meat dept. I looked down at some "Ground Chuck." and grabbed the package, "CHUCK! They got Chuck.. what did he do to them... Oh god... we could be next!"

Dawn is the only friend who shops with me now... wants to see what I'll do next.

I'd love to go shopping with you, mousie. Oh, the fun we'd have! ;7

One time, I was with a girlfriend at the meat case of our local supermarket. I picked up a cow's tongue wrapped in plastic wrap, turned around and said "Look, I'm Mick Jagger!" What I didn't realize is that she had walked away, and some woman I didn't even know was standing next to me. I scared her so badly, she actually screamed. XD

Thats comedy.

We were laughing so hard we had to leave the store. We went back later to do our shopping. XP

On the grenade pin thing, the best thing I ever heard like that was back in the mid 90s. Two guys get on an elevator, going up, in a Chicago skyscraper (Hancock Building, I think) and one of them is carrying a duffel bag with his pager in a side pocket. The elevator gets good and full around the 25th floor and somebody pages the guy. Instead of turning off the beeping, he turns to the other guy and says, "shit, man. I think it armed," and then rode up quietly shooting furtive glances down at his bag for the rest of the ride.

Another fun thing to do is go outside in a busy area and just stand there, looking up. Then watch to see how many people also look up to see what you're looking at. When the crowd of people looking up gets large enough, simply walk away.

I used to, when I was a kid, whenever we got on the freeway, I'd catch the eye of the driver of the car next to me, make a panicked face and point right over his car. Same gag, different setting, infinitely repeatable.

Harmless fun at gullible peoples' expense is always a good time. ;7

I actually own a car that used to be a patrol car, so #1 sort of always applies to me, people tend to freak when they spot it and drive better, at least until they figure out I'm not a cop

Ok, I'll be Jake, you be Elwood....

http://skippyslist.com/list/

I love Skippys List.

I NEEDED THAT LAUGH!!!

If I credit to you with a link to this page can I forward this in an e-mail?

I didn't create this.. but please do pass them on.. Humor shared is a wonderous thing.

YAAAAAAAAA!!!

The list of e-mails I'm sending this to includes children and my parents so I have to cut out the condoms one, the rest is staying in one piece.

I feel sorry for the poor bastards at wal-mart today.

Wal-Mart, where americas lunatics shop...

that's 'cause the booze is cheaper there.

I was laughing for a bit, thanks for sharing this xD

You are welcome.

I think number 12 is my favorite. The penguin's have a taste for blood!

LOL