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Bad Idea #17: Wheel of Gelding
17 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
I've been holding a back a couple ideas as I'd hoped to have artwork for them, but things sort of fell through (I will be getting other images instead, so it's *not* an Artists Beware sort of thing) and so I will be listing them here in the journal. I picture this one in some detail as I have a fairly exact image in mind.
This is either two images or a two-panel cartoon. I imagine it as one panel above another. I also imagine all characters to be anthro equines, though only the male really has to be.
Top Panel: At left is a bound and gagged stallion, perhaps on a St. Andrew's cross. He's positioned at an angle - neither facing the viewer directly nor exactly facing to the right, but about halfway in between. He looks worried. Despite, or perhaps because of, the situation, the stallion is aroused. At center is a wheel like in Wheel of Fortune (or The Wheel Of Morality from Animaniacs, which this derives from). It's *just* been set spinning and one of three three Domme mares (on the right) exclaims, "Wheel of Gelding, rotate and rotate, tell us the the method by which to castrate!" As long as there is 'rotate' rhyming with 'castrate' the line works. Maybe change could make it scan better.
Bottom Panel: The stallion now looks quite scared. The wheel has stopped. The pointer has *just* missed (either way, didn't quite make it, or just passed it) a narrow sliver marked "RELEASE STUD" or similar thin hope. The Domme who spoke in the top panel now reads the method selected by the wheel (other areas of the wheel have single digit numbers in no particular order), "Method number 6: Slow crushing." Another Domme, with a really wicked grin, exclaims, "Ooh, *hours* of fun!" The method number doesn't have to 6. It can be any single digit that isn't shown on the wheel. Whatever seems funniest or most appropriate for "Slow crushing."
I've been holding a back a couple ideas as I'd hoped to have artwork for them, but things sort of fell through (I will be getting other images instead, so it's *not* an Artists Beware sort of thing) and so I will be listing them here in the journal. I picture this one in some detail as I have a fairly exact image in mind.
This is either two images or a two-panel cartoon. I imagine it as one panel above another. I also imagine all characters to be anthro equines, though only the male really has to be.
Top Panel: At left is a bound and gagged stallion, perhaps on a St. Andrew's cross. He's positioned at an angle - neither facing the viewer directly nor exactly facing to the right, but about halfway in between. He looks worried. Despite, or perhaps because of, the situation, the stallion is aroused. At center is a wheel like in Wheel of Fortune (or The Wheel Of Morality from Animaniacs, which this derives from). It's *just* been set spinning and one of three three Domme mares (on the right) exclaims, "Wheel of Gelding, rotate and rotate, tell us the the method by which to castrate!" As long as there is 'rotate' rhyming with 'castrate' the line works. Maybe change could make it scan better.
Bottom Panel: The stallion now looks quite scared. The wheel has stopped. The pointer has *just* missed (either way, didn't quite make it, or just passed it) a narrow sliver marked "RELEASE STUD" or similar thin hope. The Domme who spoke in the top panel now reads the method selected by the wheel (other areas of the wheel have single digit numbers in no particular order), "Method number 6: Slow crushing." Another Domme, with a really wicked grin, exclaims, "Ooh, *hours* of fun!" The method number doesn't have to 6. It can be any single digit that isn't shown on the wheel. Whatever seems funniest or most appropriate for "Slow crushing."
