Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

Frost can really bite.

He was almost fully dressed, but the omission was such an omission. The clothing was warm and seemed to be water resistant. Was it heated somehow, too? That he was bound didn't help, but he was generally warm. Generally is not the same as completely. The tube, gate, whatever it was pulled his balls away from his clothed body - and left them exposed to the cold winter air, which would have been bad enough. The spray system sprayed again - it seemed to be random as to when it went off - and another blast of incredibly cold liquid .. what was it? Saltwater? Antifreeze? (pro-freeze was more like it) drenched his exposed balls. There was no doubt left as to why this arrangement had the name it did. He was starting feel like he was, indeed, the proverbial brass monkey and he was was certainly freezing his balls off - that's what it felt like. The thought struck him that when he stopped feeling that, he might well never feel them again.