Ever find yourself looking for that perfect expression of your favorite kink, the one that nobody quite seems to get, all wrapped up in a purple-prose bow? Ever wonder what it would be like to read a fantasy tailor made to fit your very specific wants and desires, which you would totally do yourself if only you had the time, and Game of Thrones wasn't on? Ever thought, "gosh, sure would be nice to have a bun bun on a short leash, bound to his keyboard, making smut while I kept up with my busy tumblr/Facebook obsessed lifestyle?"

Look no further, worry no more, and lift those thoughts right out of the gutter, for I have the answer to all deepest, darkest, wettest dreams. And for once, that answer is not, "aw hell no!"

Ladies and gentleman, boys and gir- no, just the ladies and the gentleman. This is most definitely not an offer for all ages. We're all adults here, right? Good, then allow me to let you in on a dirty little secret. You ready?

does story commissions. I know, right?

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So what do they cost?
$8.00 per 1000 words, with no extra charge assigned to partials (1250 words is the same price as 1567.)
$10 dollar adoption fee for any character I create that you like so much, you decide to make it your own.

My partial policy is there to prevent even the suspicion that I might be padding my fee, particularly as I am a notoriously wordy bun bun. The adoption fee is not liable to come up, but it is there for anyone who would like an official Bishie creation for use in works by other artists/writers. In either case, I will work within your budget to get you the most bang for your hard-earned bucks.

Got twenty dollars to spend and not especially fond of math? I may have a 3k story with you in mind. I also accept tips, and may be enticed to write-for-art, depending on the artist.


What's a 1000 words mean, anyway?
1k is right around a decent sex scene with no real set-up but plenty of the bumping and the grinding.
3k sets the scene and will tell a little story, giving the naughtiness that all important context.
5k+ allows for multiple scenes, encounters, and either a deeply involved story, or just a nicely complicated orgy.

Most of the stories I post on FA average between 4-6k


How and when do I pay?
Once I've made sure you are familiar with the process, you will receive the relevant info through note, email, or skype. As far as paying goes, I offer a couple of options.

Payment Option number one is to pay the whole thing, right up front. This ensures you both a high spot on the queue and a set price. I recently wrote a 20 dollar story for 7, simply because they had already paid, but I could not wrangle the story in under 3k. I'm good value like that.

Payment Option number two is to put down a partial payment, with the final price to be set once the story is complete. This is good if you are a bit nervous putting money down, or if you want the ability to add length to the piece, further down the line.


How do I get in contact with you?
You can either send a note, or hit me up on Skype (bishiebunny). The later is especially useful if you have a lot of character specific details to go over, or some really complex kinks.


So what will a bunny do?
I am pretty open to just about anything and everything, as long as it does not violate FA's TOS. I have certain preferences which are pretty easy to spot by taking a look at earlier stories, but in general, if it curls your toes, there is a good chance I can write about it.

Some themes I am especially fond of include (but are not limited to) femdom, role-reversal, futa/herm characters, feminizing, cuckolding, femboy characters, pantyhose/stocking play, vore, size-play, bottom worship, and general D/s.


So what won't a bunny do?
My boundaries are set less by whatever gets your freak on, and more by my conscience. I will not write anything that glorifies racism, homophobia, or transphobia. I reserve the right to refuse any commission whose central theme makes me uncomfortable. That said, if you manage to make a bun bun uncomfortable, you have likely traveled awfully far down the rabbit hole and might want to consider coming up for air.


Does that mean you'll write...?
Probably. If I think the theme might trigger something in a trauma victim, I'll be sure to put up a disclaimer, along with labels on the piece. Beyond that, I don't mind casting awfully dark. This includes everything from vore to noncon, and the more brutal possibilities when indulging in one's more feral passions.

Ask. Chances are, I don't mind. It might even be a theme I've been waiting for the right reason to explore.


Oh boy, when can we start?
Check the queue! Then toss a note my way and we will see what we can do for you.


tl;dr
Bunny writing naughty words. $8.00 per 1000. Come get some!


Current Queue*

1) 10K worth of the Missus Hyde to his Dr Pimp.

2) Currently Closed

*Story titles are placeholders to suggest themes and will be changed before publishing.

Feel free to ask any questions you might have. I am sure I managed to forget something.