[Closed] Yiff/TF/Cooking/Vore Raffle
11 years ago
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Looking for 3 peeps for a multi-fetish story
Story: 2 fall victim to a predator.
Closes at 20 slots.
Roles:
1. Predator: MUST BE A Dom or Switch Male or Herm
2. Prey: Anyone
Rules:
1. Fill out form
2. Comment on the role you wish
Form:
1) Tell me a joke
That's it...let the games begin.
FAQ
What Kind of vore is it? It is most likely on the hardcore side. There is no bone breaking or blood because the prey will be transformed into something, but there will be digestion.
(Help me keep track of numbers)
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Prey:
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Do puns count as jokes?
If so,
"Should I be jealous of pillows? I mean, they get a LOT of head. It's their purpose, even."
#1
Id prefer anthro for this one.
Why did the sloth cross the road?
#3
#4
A Dell!
Heheh Id love to try for the spot ^ ^
#5
So there are two cows in the field. One asks the other, "Are you a afraid of mad cow disease?" The other says "Nope! I'm a Helicopter!"
#6
#7
Joke:
Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?
Neither did she.
#8
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5332966/
What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A Roamin' Catholic.
#9
What"
#2
just in case i dont get the pred
Want to hear a sad joke?
#7
How do you comb your hare?
Hold the ears back and brush its head! :D
Courtesy of a Laffy Taffy wrapper. XD
#8
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5332966/ (same character)
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
#10
so whats a v-8 battery and a blond have in commin...
you know its rong but sooner or later you touch your tounge to one of em...
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink. The bartender says, "For you, no charge!"
#5
Prey
Joke:
What's the difference between a rock climber and a golfer?
A golfer goes *whack*....."Shit!"
A rock climber goes "SHIT!".......*whack*
I was going to tell you a joke about amnesia, but I forgot it.
#6
House -Are patient has syphalis
cuddy- You mean it probably isn't Syphalis.
House - No, Its syphalis.
#9
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The holocaust
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