First meeting. Post ideas for "activities" and "events"
original idea here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/584272/

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Chuck: Hello everyone. Welcome to the very first G.L.E.E. club meeting. Without further ado, you know him, you love him, our esteemed president, Sid McCallaghan.!

(Scattered applause)

Sid: Hello fellow PCA students (And teacher). If you are here, you've probably been thinking to yourself, "What is going on to our school lately?" or "Things sure were better with Felinduce around." Some of you have even thought of retaliating against the current administration. And I agree, something needs to be done. But we can not do it in small messy attempts. It is only when we combine our efforts that we willtruly be able to fulfill the dream that was once held strong by our leader, Felix Felinduce. I heard from a reliable source, a "guy who know's a guy" if you will, that Felinduce is still at large. His return will be soon. But he's going to need help taking the establishment down. And that's where we come in. We'l be weakening parts of PCA from the inside. Anyone should feel free to participate in this organization. But there are five rules that must be upheld at all times. They are as follows:

1. Do not talk about G.L.E.E. club. Ever. I don't care if the principal asks you what you did in tonights meeting. I don't care if the police asks you. Oh, your parents want to know? Tough shit. No one outside this room can know about the club beyond the fact that we call it G.L.E.E. club.

2. If you are given a mission to complete, you complete your mission. No backing out. We do not have room for quitters in G.L.E.E. club.

3. Never pass up an oppurtunity to act out. I encourage creativity. You have a super-laxative you've been dying to test out? Go ahead. Just don't do anything stupid. Which brings us to rule 4...

4. Never get caught. This falls under rule number one. If someone happens to catch you on an assignment, deny everything. Never mention G.L.E.E. club. If you are caught, you forget about G.L.E.E. club. We are not taking in any quitters or losers.

5. You must never question the word of Felinduce. He was the best thing that ever happened to this school. I know he may have given you shit at one point, but he always knew what was best.

Many of you probably want to know why I am leading this club. It is simple. Most of you know me as a pervy stoner who hangs out with geeks-no offense Chuck.

Chuck: None taken.

Sid: The point of the matter is, I haven't been telling you all as much as I've been letting on. I've seen things some of you wouldn't believe. When I first agreed to attend this school, I was afraid that someone would find out about what I've done. Oh ,wait, that reminds me...

6. No questions about what it is we do. Ever.

The only people who know about my past are my family, teammates and Felinduce himself, and only he and Chuck know the entire story. All of you can back out now. But I have a feeling none of you will. You all knew that there was not going to be any glee occuring tonight. You all want change. And I can make that change a reality.

Any Questions?

(Note: I would advise you to not ask any questions, lest ye be kicked out of G.L.E.E. club.)