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11 years ago
Since a lot of people seem to think that my interest in BDSM and rather more untoward methods of torture means nothing to how I am personally, I thought I would set them straight.
I am NOT a kind and loving pussy of a Master. If anyone messages me wanting 'a kind and caring Master who will love and hold them and not do anything mean' *bats eyelashes*, then get the fuck off my page!
I'm not averse to giving a little loving attention now and then, but you have to earn it. A single message does not suddenly earn you a place at my side, it earns you nothing. I have no obligation to reply to you, so the fact that I do should tell you that I think you're at least worthy of a reply.
If you came here from
, then please take note of what I said above and carry on reading.
Go back to the advert, and read over it again and again until you know exactly what I said, and realise what you're in for. Only until you're up for an eventual real-life relationship, and willing to conform to my idea of beauty, THEN you can note me (by that last part I mean, if you're fat, you'll be working out).
This will be for real-reals, no 'roleplay Master' shit. I do roleplay, but I'm not a relationship roleplayer. I'm not in this to jerk off for five minutes while I pretend to angry fuck you, it doesn't have to be real life right away, but it will end up that way. That's the important part.
And just so you know, Fifty Shades of Grey is not a good example of a BDSM relationship, if you've read it and think you know what you want from it, you can also fuck off. It was written by a lonely girl who wrote a Twilight fan-fic, throwing her own desires down in place of a real storyline.
Now my little journal is over, send me a note, and I'll see what we can do. :3
I am NOT a kind and loving pussy of a Master. If anyone messages me wanting 'a kind and caring Master who will love and hold them and not do anything mean' *bats eyelashes*, then get the fuck off my page!
I'm not averse to giving a little loving attention now and then, but you have to earn it. A single message does not suddenly earn you a place at my side, it earns you nothing. I have no obligation to reply to you, so the fact that I do should tell you that I think you're at least worthy of a reply.
If you came here from
, then please take note of what I said above and carry on reading.Go back to the advert, and read over it again and again until you know exactly what I said, and realise what you're in for. Only until you're up for an eventual real-life relationship, and willing to conform to my idea of beauty, THEN you can note me (by that last part I mean, if you're fat, you'll be working out).
This will be for real-reals, no 'roleplay Master' shit. I do roleplay, but I'm not a relationship roleplayer. I'm not in this to jerk off for five minutes while I pretend to angry fuck you, it doesn't have to be real life right away, but it will end up that way. That's the important part.
And just so you know, Fifty Shades of Grey is not a good example of a BDSM relationship, if you've read it and think you know what you want from it, you can also fuck off. It was written by a lonely girl who wrote a Twilight fan-fic, throwing her own desires down in place of a real storyline.
Now my little journal is over, send me a note, and I'll see what we can do. :3
But only if it had less references to "my inner goddess was doing the salsa" and referring to how Mr. Grey's pants would "hang in that way", which is a pretty horrible description as it makes me think of the character having his pants held up solely by his jutting erection...
The greatest sin of the book (to my knowledge, I was inflicted by proxy of someone reading it and dying of laughter), is that the book is horribly written. It's not easy to write a book and first time authors are understandably going to be a bit rough, but the fact this made the best sellers list should make you wonder what kind of standards are being applied... And that's from someone that enjoys furry erotica novels...