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Let's talk about sex, ba-by~
11 years ago
I figure there's no better place to put a questionnaire about sex than my weird porn account hahaha
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, if you just mean my friends in general, absolutely. as far as FA goes, on my main account, again, absolutely.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
An-y-timee
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I switch a lot
4. Do you masturbate?
who doesn't, for reals?
5. How often? Lately?
Uhhh might sound terrible, but whenever I can haha (I have a 4yo, so it's hard to get a moment alone between him and my husband)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nup
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
If this means with another person, baths just do not work. I am not a tiny person :P Showers are fun though!
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Absolutely ouo;
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I watch. I used to read a lot of smut. I need to find a good source of it, I kinda miss it. With other people? Uh, I once watched a really shitty porn movie with my best friend to laugh about it
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hm...I think I prefer aggressive. Passive is nice sometimes, but man...
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
;3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Uhh what friends list is this talking about hahaha FA doesn't exactly have friends...but I tend not to add people I DON'T know to 'friends lists'
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love FOR SURE.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmmm hahaha uhhhhh >/////////>;
mild dom(with hair pulling oh my god); ws; s-stretching? Idk what you'd call it...(basically using certain types of....'marital aids' to..enhance the girth of....well y'know...)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Noooope. Though it probably helps that I'm a fairly open person (and used to be quite promiscuous)
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I-....Wow, uh...can I be the lamest lame ever and just say my bed? It was really the person and actions that made it romantic, not the place
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Leaning against a tree outside of my boyfriend(at the time)'s car (he had to go home and my best friend was over....I did NOT want to miss out)
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Uhh, I'm sure I have a couple times and dear lord I know people have heard me, I'm not exactly quiet
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, went once. It was very entertaining hahaha (for different reasons than you'd expect though)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I have almost been kicked out of a movie for that...and almost got kicked out of a mall for some passionate make-out sessions..I was terrible
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
ouo;;; (Yessssss)
24. What's your sexuality?
Uhhh I like sex. That's my sexuality. Sex is good. Do you do sex? Good let's do sex ouo (though I am in a hetero relationship rn ;3
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I've given a handy in a movie theater
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A public bathroom? No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
ouo;;; o/////////////o;; (imasturbatedatworkoncelike3yearsagooops)
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Absolutely
29. Bought something from an adult store?
PFFF yes definitely
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Uhh...3?....NOPE WAIT 5. Regular rubber dong (lmao), like 3 different kinds of vibrator, and you can look under "fave kinks" for the purpose of the last one
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I'm sure a couple people have naughty pics hahaha not on film though ;3
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I've been close once or twice...sometimes I get distracted during sex or I'll be thinking "WOW this is so much better than [insert name here]" but have to focus not to accidentally say that name
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes yes I have
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Again yes
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Absolutely
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hm...girl on top if it's done right ouo;
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uhhhh cunnilingus (both ways =w=;;;)
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yess
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
I hope EVERYBODY does
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, if you just mean my friends in general, absolutely. as far as FA goes, on my main account, again, absolutely.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
An-y-timee
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I switch a lot
4. Do you masturbate?
who doesn't, for reals?
5. How often? Lately?
Uhhh might sound terrible, but whenever I can haha (I have a 4yo, so it's hard to get a moment alone between him and my husband)
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nup
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
If this means with another person, baths just do not work. I am not a tiny person :P Showers are fun though!
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Absolutely ouo;
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I watch. I used to read a lot of smut. I need to find a good source of it, I kinda miss it. With other people? Uh, I once watched a really shitty porn movie with my best friend to laugh about it
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Hm...I think I prefer aggressive. Passive is nice sometimes, but man...
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
;3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Uhh what friends list is this talking about hahaha FA doesn't exactly have friends...but I tend not to add people I DON'T know to 'friends lists'
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love FOR SURE.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmmm hahaha uhhhhh >/////////>;
mild dom(with hair pulling oh my god); ws; s-stretching? Idk what you'd call it...(basically using certain types of....'marital aids' to..enhance the girth of....well y'know...)
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Noooope. Though it probably helps that I'm a fairly open person (and used to be quite promiscuous)
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I-....Wow, uh...can I be the lamest lame ever and just say my bed? It was really the person and actions that made it romantic, not the place
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Leaning against a tree outside of my boyfriend(at the time)'s car (he had to go home and my best friend was over....I did NOT want to miss out)
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Uhh, I'm sure I have a couple times and dear lord I know people have heard me, I'm not exactly quiet
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, went once. It was very entertaining hahaha (for different reasons than you'd expect though)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I have almost been kicked out of a movie for that...and almost got kicked out of a mall for some passionate make-out sessions..I was terrible
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
ouo;;; (Yessssss)
24. What's your sexuality?
Uhhh I like sex. That's my sexuality. Sex is good. Do you do sex? Good let's do sex ouo (though I am in a hetero relationship rn ;3
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I've given a handy in a movie theater
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
A public bathroom? No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
ouo;;; o/////////////o;; (imasturbatedatworkoncelike3yearsagooops)
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Absolutely
29. Bought something from an adult store?
PFFF yes definitely
30. Do you own any sex toys?
yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Uhh...3?....NOPE WAIT 5. Regular rubber dong (lmao), like 3 different kinds of vibrator, and you can look under "fave kinks" for the purpose of the last one
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I'm sure a couple people have naughty pics hahaha not on film though ;3
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I've been close once or twice...sometimes I get distracted during sex or I'll be thinking "WOW this is so much better than [insert name here]" but have to focus not to accidentally say that name
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes yes I have
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Again yes
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Absolutely
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hm...girl on top if it's done right ouo;
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uhhhh cunnilingus (both ways =w=;;;)
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yess
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
I hope EVERYBODY does
In fantasy, at least: Several, but not naming any names!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any and all.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left.
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course.
5. How often? Lately?
Nearly every day. Regardless of other sexual activity.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I've offered to, for Life Drawing class. Wouldn't bother me in the least.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes. My first flat had a huge tub.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Watch, and yes. My wife and I quite often watch together.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Assertive, rather than aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No. Some I'm growing quite fond of, but strictly Platonic.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know a few people who're on FA in RL, yes.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Without question.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Does anal/analingus count as a 'kink'? I like watersports, my wife not. She likes a bit of spanking/tying, but I feel a bit silly and embarrassed.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In our own bedroom.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
On the back doorstep of our apartment, while our friends were inside having a party. Yes, the door was open.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh, yes. Once, by a friend's father. In his bed. That was embarrassing. Another time when my gf/wife shared a 1 BR apartment with another girl. She stumbled in, saying, 'I know what you're doing, but I don't care. I need to sleep. Don't mind me'. Another time, we heard the front door open, so my gf/wife bolted for the bathroom, and ran straight out into my brother, who had the biggest grin on his face.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. It was a bit - actually a lot - gross and sad.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I got kicked off stage by a stripper. I mean, c'mon, she was wiggling her arse in my face, so what was I supposed to do?
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Almost. A girl grabbed my arse as I walked past.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bi. About 70-30 hetero, I guess. But, yep, I just like sex. Particularly oral - both ways.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. Masturbated, yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
See above. Once upon a dim, dark time, that was the only way you could get porn.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Ditto.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
See above.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Um ... 5. 1 regular silicone dildo, 1 bullet vibe, a G-Vibe, a butt plug and a Fleshlight.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No film, but certainly some pics.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Sort of. Felt a bit silly, really.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
One of the best.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Cunnilingus. Love doing it. When my wife gets drunk, she likes to make me demonstrate my trick of tying knots in cherry stems with my tongue. I'm a very 'oral' person
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. I'd like to.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
For now I'll just leave this comment.
... do girls get off watching guys masturbate, like guys do watching girls? Cos watching girls wank is awesome
Ditto with toys. Girls with toys are super-hot*, whereas guys, at least to me, just seem a bit sad. I include myself in that.
*Fun fact: I went to use the G-vibe on my wife last night, and it was dead flat. She swore she didn't run it down, but I was like, 'like I'd care anyway. You know how much it turns me on when you use your toys - especially if it's when I'm not around'.
I have to agree about the toys though I'm indifferent to girls using them, I like it the same as when they use their hands
Haha I regularly tell my husband if I have or am going to if he's not around XD
Did anyone else?