how often do ya sharpen yer hook?

Yar, at least one time per day. I go into th'galley, grab me steak knife, and sharpen it! Th'first night I tried it, th'guard tried t'make me stop. Didn't want me t'ruin the flatware.

So, after I stuffed th'bilge-rat in the fazbear suit in the closet, I disabled th'stinkin' camera in th'galley! Again, invasion o'me privacy.

Ok it's fine for me to just be blunt and stop beating around the bush... will you be mine Foxy? >////>

Yaaaar m'darlin', that be quite an exquisite offer. However me lass, I may need a bit o' time t'think on it. I be a free spirited type, a rogue, a...

Ooooooo, she liiiikes youuuuuuu. :P

*gently nudges m'page owner with m'elbow*

Owwwho ho ho hahahahahaha.

Like I said, I need a bit o' time t'think on it, okay? *bows*

-nod nod- I understand Foxy, thank you for taking it into consideration at the very least! -smiles-

Why yer welcome, lass. *bows*

And while I have your attention, here's a little something to make you laugh today. XD Try not to give me too much hell after you watch the video hehehe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjRc5HY6xqw

Harharharharharhar!!! I could hear m'voice in the vid. Twas entirely funny. Thank ye, lass. :D

Do you want to build a snowman?

Also, how do you feel about so many people shipping you with Mike?

Also, how do you feel about so many people shipping you with Mike?

Shippin' me w'Mike? Yar, mean ye about Mike?

And, whhhyyyy, I bet I could make a snowman fer ye. We must simply wait fer winter t'come.

People write stories that pair you romantically with Mike Schmidt, aka the Security Guard.

Yar, that! Hmmmm, methinks it be good t'let people have their fantasties an' such. Why, I'd never pair with Mike, but if others like th'idea and wish t'write about it and craft art about it, why should it bother me? :)

Just what else is behind that curtain anyway? Treasure? :o

Aye, d'ye wish th'truth, or th'fantasy? Why, behind that curtain be the gateway to me own pacific island. From there, I commandeer me big vessle to scoure th-seven seas...

Tell the truth, Foxy. Tell the truth

...oh alright, th'truth then. *ears lowered* Why there be just a few cobwebs, some spiders, a plug t'plug in me rusty ol 2002 laptop, and OH! Don't go in there! That's me special metal box. In case yer wondering, let's just say thar be some prosthetics in there. I suppose ye can call that me treasure. xD

Ah righto!

To be fair, "treasure" in itself is whatever one could determine as valuable in financial terms or otherwise though with that in mind, I'm a little surprised there is no emergency rum storage!

While not mandatory for a pirate, it's probably on the "reccomended" section of the job description, should one exist.

Do you sing any other songs? Because you have a pretty sweet singing voice :P

Why thank ye kindly me hearty! Aye, I love Alestorm. Their "Drink" shanty is th'best one I heard so far, though all their tracks are awesoml. Ye should give it a shot.

Ah yes ^^ I've heard of them. Pretty sweet pirate band. Even though I've only heard a few of them XD I'll give Drink a try

Please do. Tell me what ye thought.

It was a pretty good song ^^ Thanks for telling Foxy :D

Why ye be most welcome lad. *bows*

*Bows back* ^^

Would Freddy get mad if I brought my own pizza for the night shift, If so could you guys make one?

Why me bucko, of course we'd be happy t'make one fer ye! Just, don't bring in yer own. Freddy would have us stuff ye in th'fazbear suit otherwise an' send me t'me pirate cove fer a time-out.

Foxy, do you ever get annoyed at by Freddy, Chica, and/or Bonnie? If so, how did they annoy you in any way?

Freddy likes t'make sure I stay behind m'curtain if people other than the security guard be around. This annoys me greatly! I didn't mean fer m'jaws t'squash the guy's head like that. x_x I only wanted t'scare him away when he was belittin' his little boy fer not bein' any good at softball. Why, Freddy don't understand that I be protecting someone.

I guess that Freddy is just so popular, he doesn't give a damn about anybody or anything but himself.
My suggestion, I suggest you go out there and you show Freddy who's the boss., let him know that you're the new boss.

Do you own a ship?

Aye, I do. Tis a small vessel that runs on bakin' soda. ^^

Have you ever listened to the band, Alestorm?

All the time! :) In fact, I showed it t'me bucko runnin' the page, and he loves it too.

I never knew music like that could exist!

Aye, indeed. :) He still be green around th'gills, but he's gettin' used t'me tastes in music and such.

May I share some similar bands?

who is one of your most favorite night guards that came and worked at the pizza place?

Why, th'former one who now be managin' me page. *ushers me page owner t'come say hi*

Uh, hi.

*looks at time* hey! You're late! Give the security guard a break and- oh wait, time zones are a thing... Damn... *sits back down and waits patiently*

*is very nervous* So, uh, Foxy? I'm, sorta terrified to ask you this. :( My friends are putting me up to this, but I'm going through with it because of my crush on you. What do you think of this? (NSFW) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14459030 If you like it, could you repost it in your gallery? I can't think of a bigger honor. If no, I completely understand. But I figured, eh, I'd give it a whirl I suppose.

"Now, as I stated yesterday me hearties, try t'keep th'questions from G to PG-13."

You forgot the next part, pal. "Aye, indeed, submissions can be rated, but journals cannot, so this be fer a mixed audience. :)" I did not describe anything about the pic, other than the "nsfw" warning, thereby keeping my question as, gasp, PG-13.

Settle down, m'hearty, settle down. Yer question is a fine PG-13 one, and I shall answer it in th'order I received it.

Yar matey, ye should let the ship's captain, me, handle the scallywags and ruffians who try t'post things here. Tis why th'"hide comment" command be here for. I be th'final authority on such matters. *tries to make heroic pose* I be Captain Foxy of th'Pirate Cove after all. Yaaaaaaar!!!

So, after thinkin' about it, I'd rate his comment as PG-13. While his link, which I shall address when I get to his question, be definitely NSFF (Not Safe Fer Freddy's, lol), his question itself be fine. He described nothing about th'art, nor did he describe anything else aside fro'his friends puttin' him up to it. I'll be spending some time debating whether t'post it, or not, when answerin' th'others.

Alrighty then, sorry about that, I was just tryin' to help... Ah well, I'll let you take care of it, then.

Yar, tis fine lad. *hugs* :) I shall be takin' care o'him shortly.

Yaaaar me lad! I saved answerin' ye fer last. Why, I really like th'pic a lot, and I favourited it. However, I may need a bit o'time t'think about posting it. I hadn't planned t'put NSFF pics like that in me main gallery.

Okay hon. :) If you do post it, it'd be a dream come true for me.

They did me hearty! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14559989/

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!!! BEST...DAY...EVER!!!

I be glad t'had made ye happy, matey.

Have ye listened to the first wave of black metal band, Bathory?

Yar, I have not, matey. Be they pirate metal?

They're not Pirate Metal, matey, but the first wave of black metal (early days) and Viking metal

Yar, they be okay lad. :) But, as far as metal be, I be mostly into th'pirate stuff. ^_^ Or any type o'shanty fer that matter, n'matter how it be performed.

cool ^^

Oops, I'm totally late to the party. I suppose my question would be since I couldn't think of one earlier would be.. if you had the chance to be a necrothyn like myself in a picture, would you go for it? How would you feel about being an unstoppable force known as a necrothyn?

As far as yer second question be concerned, I dunno what be a necrothyn. However, being drawn as one would be interesting t'see yer majesty. *bows*

Well, time to show off more of your gal's work! She did an image of the true me aside from the armor choice and well, this is not only my glorified self but what a necrothyn is! We necrothyns are almost impenetrable, standing highly resistant to blunt and sharp weapons a like, which includes bullets and arrows, even magic! Thanks to a body fluid we have that actually is our armor, where as the armor we wear ourselves is for fashion/intimidation, and to show higher rank then others. And I would say Chica did a fine job capturing not only my beauty, as well as my intimidating essence as well!

http://d.facdn.net/art/chicachicken.....ant_avanne.png

So yes, this picture is the true me. :)

Whoops! Here's the link to her actual submission.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14554897/

Why, that be amazing! I faved it! :D Normally, I don't fave art that don't pertain t'Five Nights, but I made an exception.

Well then you're awesome for it :) someone cool like you deserves a bad ass picture of me in your favorites so, thank you!

Harhar. ^_^ *bows* Ye be most welcome yer majesty. :)

I was wondering why those cheapos can't just repair your tattered shell. not to be rude, it does suit you to an extent but the damage can't be very comfortable