I hate statuses like these. I really do.

I'm in dire straights this week. I currently need about $240 that I just don't have to pay for some repairs to my car and also a bill I've let lapse for too long.

The fact of the matter is that I need to make more money before I actually get paid again (which wont be for two weeks). Or I won't be getting paid ever again because I'll be unable to work either one of my jobs without a functioning car. So. I'm turning to you guys. If anyone can help my by commissioning anything from me (I don't expect a bloody handout), I would be eternally grateful. I understand it's coming up on a pretty financially trying time of year for a lot of people so if you can't pick anything up, that's okay. I understand, but if you can, you would really be tossing me a life raft right now. I would be working overtime to make sure you get your pictures as fast as possible of course and you should expect the same level of quality that you see in all of my finished work.

Thanks for listening to this pauper's alms speech.