I'd fucking move out if my house had a fungal infection growing THAT rampant.

That's the plan. Unfortunately I own a rented property, so I'm contractually stuck here until April. It would also explain why the landlord hasn't spent any money on damp protection for the house :P

You sure there's no early termination clause for unsafe living conditions? I'd read that thing again. Freakin' ew, man.

Naw, it's not like the mold is out-of-control or anything. We've attacked it with cillit bang and vinegar wherever possible and bought a dehumidifier to combat the damp. And it's working! However, we have also taken pictures of the damage, so if the landlord tries to take my rent deposit away when we move out, I can bombard him with evidence as to how little he did to keep the house in a functional condition :I

The music sounds pretty.

Fungi infestation, tra-la-la-la-la!

I just love the idea of the family panicking in the background somewhere as they watch the mushrooms creep into their expensive hipster electronic equipment, screaming silently in slow motion ... while that music plays.

You're lack of hi-fi doing you in?

Nah we've got one of those. However, the cavalcade of mushrooms is starting to get rather tiresome.

Oh hey, it's the season for everyone getting sick :D

'tis the sea-son of in-fec-tion, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Kill it with fire!

Not sure if I can justify burning the house down just because of a few mushrooms.

... then again, you never really know until you try.

*petrol*

Aw, a just a few mushrooms? I thought you got entire walls covered with unholiness and that their mycelium whispered chants in Latin...

Wall funghi vs. Homo Sapiens immune system? Challenge accepted.

Never accept challenges from fungus. That's how The Last of Us happened.

... and super mario.

I think; what said landlord is doing is verging on the illicit :P