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Bad Idea #66: Inverted Y - Well, why not?
10 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
A little stress relief at the carnival.
There is a rectangular frame and a fellow in it. He's wearing a pair of briefs, good and tight. What's inside those briefs isn't going anywhere, or at least not very far. He might also be wearing a hood - but one he CAN see out of. All it does is try to hide his identity. His legs are spread some, each connected by short rope to the sides of the frame. He's not going to be running off, nor even dancing in place. Well, maybe a version of the Twist. His arms are tied together to the top of the frame, so he makes an upside-down Y and not an X. So he can twist some, but his... tormentor(s?) can move as well, so there's really no escape, only maybe some delay.
There is a sign, detailing what is allowed. Kicks, knees, punches, slaps, grabbing & squeezing - but only at his balls. No trying to knock him out or gut-punch him. Like you were gonna do that anyway. Also rates: 5 minutes - 5 tickets. 10 minutes - 7 tickets, 15 minutes - 10 tickets.
There might be a customer venting her frustrations, or simply enjoying herself. There are so many ways.
There might be a very happy ticket taker enjoying the busting her customer is giving her target.
Perhaps she is adding a vicious incentive like, "At least one blow or squeeze every 15 seconds, if you can keep it up for 30 minutes, no charge."
An alternate conversation (or an extension of it?): "Can he take that much?" "Can he take it? Doesn't matter. Can you give it is what matters. He's going to take it."
There might well be a line. There might even be two lines... or is it one, but a guy in it, well, he isn't going to be doing any hitting, no matter how many tickets he might have. That doesn't mean he gets turned away, oh no...
Wait, this isn't the line for Sundaes? Uh oh.
A little stress relief at the carnival.
There is a rectangular frame and a fellow in it. He's wearing a pair of briefs, good and tight. What's inside those briefs isn't going anywhere, or at least not very far. He might also be wearing a hood - but one he CAN see out of. All it does is try to hide his identity. His legs are spread some, each connected by short rope to the sides of the frame. He's not going to be running off, nor even dancing in place. Well, maybe a version of the Twist. His arms are tied together to the top of the frame, so he makes an upside-down Y and not an X. So he can twist some, but his... tormentor(s?) can move as well, so there's really no escape, only maybe some delay.
There is a sign, detailing what is allowed. Kicks, knees, punches, slaps, grabbing & squeezing - but only at his balls. No trying to knock him out or gut-punch him. Like you were gonna do that anyway. Also rates: 5 minutes - 5 tickets. 10 minutes - 7 tickets, 15 minutes - 10 tickets.
There might be a customer venting her frustrations, or simply enjoying herself. There are so many ways.
There might be a very happy ticket taker enjoying the busting her customer is giving her target.
Perhaps she is adding a vicious incentive like, "At least one blow or squeeze every 15 seconds, if you can keep it up for 30 minutes, no charge."
An alternate conversation (or an extension of it?): "Can he take that much?" "Can he take it? Doesn't matter. Can you give it is what matters. He's going to take it."
There might well be a line. There might even be two lines... or is it one, but a guy in it, well, he isn't going to be doing any hitting, no matter how many tickets he might have. That doesn't mean he gets turned away, oh no...
Wait, this isn't the line for Sundaes? Uh oh.
hooves
~hooves
Hahaha
