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Bad Idea #67: GELDO!
10 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
Did anybody tell him the game or how it's called? Didn't think so.
This time there is a bound fellow, but he is very much NOT gagged or muzzled. He has an audience eager to hear whatever he has to say, no matter how nasty it is. In fact, they might well be hoping he yells "B****!" or "C***!" for he's the center of attention of a game of GELDO! It's like BINGO, but the balls are different.
His tormentor will hit him, kick him, knee him, squeeze him, and who knows what else (What are all those.. things.. on the bench?) and pause each time. She's not being nice and letting have a little break to recover. She's simply waiting for him to say something, and if he does, the first thing gets recorded and displayed up on the monitors (which he cannot see). The crowd listens and looks eagerly and marks their cards - this might be electronic rather than printed on paper - if what was said matches any of the boxes on the card.
And when enough is said and someone wins, she shouts "GELDO!" Her prize? She gets to bust the victim, concluding the with the most final bust of all, his gelding. The method? Her choice.
The GELDO cards have all sorts of things on them. Profanities, "Thank you", exclamations of pain ("Ow!"), the freebie center is probably '*grunt*', "Is that all?", "Safeword" and "Red" (which will be ignored, of course) "Harder" (which will not be ignored...). You get the idea. And they're always taking notes of what is said... and suggestions. Can't have the same old cards every time, you know. Care to suggest anything?
Would I like to play a game? It's not Global Thermonuclear War, is it?
Did anybody tell him the game or how it's called? Didn't think so.
This time there is a bound fellow, but he is very much NOT gagged or muzzled. He has an audience eager to hear whatever he has to say, no matter how nasty it is. In fact, they might well be hoping he yells "B****!" or "C***!" for he's the center of attention of a game of GELDO! It's like BINGO, but the balls are different.
His tormentor will hit him, kick him, knee him, squeeze him, and who knows what else (What are all those.. things.. on the bench?) and pause each time. She's not being nice and letting have a little break to recover. She's simply waiting for him to say something, and if he does, the first thing gets recorded and displayed up on the monitors (which he cannot see). The crowd listens and looks eagerly and marks their cards - this might be electronic rather than printed on paper - if what was said matches any of the boxes on the card.
And when enough is said and someone wins, she shouts "GELDO!" Her prize? She gets to bust the victim, concluding the with the most final bust of all, his gelding. The method? Her choice.
The GELDO cards have all sorts of things on them. Profanities, "Thank you", exclamations of pain ("Ow!"), the freebie center is probably '*grunt*', "Is that all?", "Safeword" and "Red" (which will be ignored, of course) "Harder" (which will not be ignored...). You get the idea. And they're always taking notes of what is said... and suggestions. Can't have the same old cards every time, you know. Care to suggest anything?
Would I like to play a game? It's not Global Thermonuclear War, is it?
I'm in!
Keep these creative games coming!