fenrirwulfric tagged me a month ago with a couple of memes. I couldn't be bothered procrastinating about it any more,

so I thought I'd get them out of the way:



Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your answers to this!


1) Your name? Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8

"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"



2) Your age? 31

Turkish symbol for masturbation
- 3 is the hand
- 1 is the cock


3) One of your friends? Tal
A sex position, in which you lower your head and keep your ass high, knees crossed to avoid attention.

A Tal is often practiced outside in the city, notably in public places such as metro stations and parks.

Rudolph: Oh my God! What are you doing?
Nick: I'm Tal'ing
Rudolph: Sweet


4) What should you be doing? Your Mom

The way to answer a question when you're bored.

"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."

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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."

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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."


5) Favorite colour? Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy

with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

The sky is blue.


6) Birthplace? Port Lincoln

Port Lincoln isn't defined yet.

(Ain't that the fucking truth?!)


7) Month of your birth? August

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving

perfection, or something close to it.

You look August tonight my love!


8) Last person you talked to? Tony
When something is good, great, awesome, exceptional, cool.
Like tony the tiger from Frosted Flakes.

Man i just got a new car that shit is so tony.


9) One of your nicknames? Ant
A bug that crawls up your ass

"look up your ass, there's an ant up there"


10) Tag 5 People

My apologies go to:

 possum
 taluthus
 cerih
 loneantarcticwolf
 vulpyra