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"Draw Me Free Art" Contest! (April Fools!)
10 years ago
Hey everyone! You may have noticed I haven't been getting quite as much art recently. Obviously such a situation is not ideal, so let's remedy that in the way that's cheapest and easiest for me:
A Draw Me Free Art contest!
That's right! Because why go looking for people who are open for commissions or spend my own money when I can just use my popufur status to just compel others to do things for me? Sounds great right? So lets get right to it. I need you, talented dragon artists of FA, to draw art of my characters, Hueroc or Ashar. Obviously you know the sort of things I want to see drawn of them; everyone knows me and everyone knows what I like, so get to work! Make sure to link your entries in the comments so I can know where to fap to them--I mean, find them and record your artwork in the entry list.
What's that? You're still not sure you should enter? Well just let me tell you about the amazing prizes in store for those who submit the best entries! I'll select 2 runners-up from among the entries, and make a journal announcing that they were almost good enough. A little exposure's good, right, and lots of people read a popufur's journals! So obviously that's a good prize. But if you win, well, it gets even better: I'll actually repost your art to my gallery! That way everyone can see how good your art is, because obviously everyone sees everything I post, and the exposure will get you so much attention and so many commissions, it'll be great! What's more, I'll even name a character after yours in my next story. It won't look like your character or act like your character, but it's the name just being there that counts!
Still not convinced? Then get out of here, peasant, because if you don't think you need to put in so much effort to give me free things and stroke my ego, then I don't even want you to see what I post anymore. Go away. Is that weirdo gone now? Good! So the rest of you, get to work! *cracks whip*
A Draw Me Free Art contest!
That's right! Because why go looking for people who are open for commissions or spend my own money when I can just use my popufur status to just compel others to do things for me? Sounds great right? So lets get right to it. I need you, talented dragon artists of FA, to draw art of my characters, Hueroc or Ashar. Obviously you know the sort of things I want to see drawn of them; everyone knows me and everyone knows what I like, so get to work! Make sure to link your entries in the comments so I can know where to fap to them--I mean, find them and record your artwork in the entry list.
What's that? You're still not sure you should enter? Well just let me tell you about the amazing prizes in store for those who submit the best entries! I'll select 2 runners-up from among the entries, and make a journal announcing that they were almost good enough. A little exposure's good, right, and lots of people read a popufur's journals! So obviously that's a good prize. But if you win, well, it gets even better: I'll actually repost your art to my gallery! That way everyone can see how good your art is, because obviously everyone sees everything I post, and the exposure will get you so much attention and so many commissions, it'll be great! What's more, I'll even name a character after yours in my next story. It won't look like your character or act like your character, but it's the name just being there that counts!
Still not convinced? Then get out of here, peasant, because if you don't think you need to put in so much effort to give me free things and stroke my ego, then I don't even want you to see what I post anymore. Go away. Is that weirdo gone now? Good! So the rest of you, get to work! *cracks whip*
Anyway, hope it gave you guys a chuckle.
Didn't know about Ashar though, have they been about in your stories since?
beast part is that wouldn't be an april fools joke at all
But, yes, how sad that some actually act this way...
this is what I get for not reading the comments, LOL!!!
That's actually a pretty good sketch. I like it! And now I feel bad, I feel like I need to do something for you to make it up to you xD
Looks like they will win first prize !
Either way, perhaps you should consider a career in politics if you can completely crap on someone and yet have them rally behind you. :)
Seems like a natural fit for a dragon! Make everyone do what we want regardless of how mean we're being to them, because that's what dragons do ;)
But then it sure is weird to SAY it, especially in this context. X3
I feel fool'd. ;-;
Gj. x3