The Narffet Policy
    16 years ago
            There are times where I find myself explaining things over and over, so I'll make this journal and link to it so people can know how things work here at Narffet Werlz.
CONTENT -- Sex is supposed to be fun, right? And everyone has their own definition for it. I don't look down on kinks that aren't my own. But there are a few things I won't go to, in the realm of sexy art --
1.) Every character I draw in adult situations will have some level of enjoyment.
Even if they're embarrassed and onlooking there's excitement buried underneath. Things I typically will not do commissions containing (but not limited to):
Rape, Guro, Vore, Scat, Pissing, Sexual Violence (sorry, no donkey punches)
This is not to say I won't do violence, as in non-adult action scenes. And SOME of the above can possibly be negotiated (every man has his price, right?). If you've got an idea that's 'atypical' but not listed here, feel free to ask! Worst I could say is no :3
2.) I do not draw cubs nude or in sexual situations.
All characters I draw in adult situations are aged 18 and up, or whatever equivalent for maturity.
This is a trickier subject matter, topic of many debates (and flamewars). I have nothing against loli/shota/cub art. Nothing at all. I'm a big proponent of Freedom of Speech and my philosophy goes down that track. However, you will not see adult works of this nature from me (especially since new rules more or less prevent it anyway).
If anything I produce appears to be under aged, it is either a perspective issue due to stylized anatomy, and/or a plain anatomical error on my part and was not intentional.
Because I do fuck up on occasion ._.;
3.) I finish all commissions, but I cannot accept deadlines on commissions.
To pre-clairfy, this only applies to commissions I personally take via this (or similar) sites -- for-hire work obviously has its own dictations that I do respect.
Life happens (in fact, it has happened. Hard.), concepts are hard, medical issues, what have you. In recent I've had to take commissions on top of old commissions I hadn't finished yet and that's a serious pain in the ass. If a substantial amount of time has passed and you haven't seen your work, shoot me a note. I try to have this happen as little as possible, but I'm only human, and I'm still smoothing out rough patches. Commissions are finished in as timely a manner as I can make it -- with the exception of extreme circumstances I don't take more on until old batches are finished.
I sometimes promise work will be done by X date and then I run into trouble. I try apologize in advance if that happens.
4.) I aim to satisfy.
If there's an issue with something, tell me! I'll fix in any way I can. If I completely botch and I determine it is my own fault, I'll do all I can to mend it, even it it takes a complete do-over (it's happened before)! Please send me a note on this matter though. Handling it on a personal level will get a better response from me.
5.) No more kiribans.
Kiriban and I have not had any luck together. To date I have taken 3 -- for 5,000 pageviews, 500th watch, and then one for 15,000 pageviews (that was kinda charitable on my part). Also to date, I still have 3 kiribans yet to complete. They've just consistently fallen through the cracks. Its my fault and I've got them in mind, and will be done at some point.
6.) Copyright.
I retain all copyright to my works, though your characters do belong to you. If you do not want your picture posted or potentially made into a print, please let me know when you are commissioning.
You are allowed to repost your commission on your page without asking me for permission :3 The only guideline I ask is that you post a link back to my FA page when you do (in FA, :icon + narffet: of course). You can post it offsite too, provided you give me credit and again I request you link back to my FA page. Go ahead and fill up e621 and any like site with my stuff too, I don't mind!
I ask you please do not alter, ink, or color anything on my page without my permission. For your commissions I am not usually opposed, for my personal work I usually ask that you don't. The exception to this rule is that you MAY crop a picture down to make an avatar from. Again if possible, linkage is always appreciated.
[UPDATE:8/13/2013] - Reason: Because it came up.
7.) Gift Art.
If anyone deems me worthy of gift art - for whatever reason I'm unaware of >////<; - they're free to do it without asking me.
Only character(s) I personally own I do not want in sexual situations:
My Own Character
Sexual content is limited by my list of do-not's above. Any further questions can be asked directly.
(And yes, all of my characters are androgynous enough to have hetero or homosexual pairings. They're all pretty indiscriminate fun-lovers.)
That is all for now. Any and all is subject to change without notice. Violators will be cleansed with New, Improved! Cleansing Fire, now with Grape Flavor!*
*Please allow 6-8 weeks for Cleansing Fire's Searing Grape Flavor Explosion Of Death (that is actually an explosion) to be delivered. Not responsible if Searing Grape Flavor Explosion of Death is lost, damaged, stolen, or suffered by someone else during transit. Not liable for any graping or grape-related incidents or injuries that occur to nearby innocents. He's a big boy, he's responsible for himself.
                    CONTENT -- Sex is supposed to be fun, right? And everyone has their own definition for it. I don't look down on kinks that aren't my own. But there are a few things I won't go to, in the realm of sexy art --
1.) Every character I draw in adult situations will have some level of enjoyment.
Even if they're embarrassed and onlooking there's excitement buried underneath. Things I typically will not do commissions containing (but not limited to):
Rape, Guro, Vore, Scat, Pissing, Sexual Violence (sorry, no donkey punches)
This is not to say I won't do violence, as in non-adult action scenes. And SOME of the above can possibly be negotiated (every man has his price, right?). If you've got an idea that's 'atypical' but not listed here, feel free to ask! Worst I could say is no :3
2.) I do not draw cubs nude or in sexual situations.
All characters I draw in adult situations are aged 18 and up, or whatever equivalent for maturity.
This is a trickier subject matter, topic of many debates (and flamewars). I have nothing against loli/shota/cub art. Nothing at all. I'm a big proponent of Freedom of Speech and my philosophy goes down that track. However, you will not see adult works of this nature from me (especially since new rules more or less prevent it anyway).
If anything I produce appears to be under aged, it is either a perspective issue due to stylized anatomy, and/or a plain anatomical error on my part and was not intentional.
Because I do fuck up on occasion ._.;
3.) I finish all commissions, but I cannot accept deadlines on commissions.
To pre-clairfy, this only applies to commissions I personally take via this (or similar) sites -- for-hire work obviously has its own dictations that I do respect.
Life happens (in fact, it has happened. Hard.), concepts are hard, medical issues, what have you. In recent I've had to take commissions on top of old commissions I hadn't finished yet and that's a serious pain in the ass. If a substantial amount of time has passed and you haven't seen your work, shoot me a note. I try to have this happen as little as possible, but I'm only human, and I'm still smoothing out rough patches. Commissions are finished in as timely a manner as I can make it -- with the exception of extreme circumstances I don't take more on until old batches are finished.
I sometimes promise work will be done by X date and then I run into trouble. I try apologize in advance if that happens.
4.) I aim to satisfy.
If there's an issue with something, tell me! I'll fix in any way I can. If I completely botch and I determine it is my own fault, I'll do all I can to mend it, even it it takes a complete do-over (it's happened before)! Please send me a note on this matter though. Handling it on a personal level will get a better response from me.
5.) No more kiribans.
Kiriban and I have not had any luck together. To date I have taken 3 -- for 5,000 pageviews, 500th watch, and then one for 15,000 pageviews (that was kinda charitable on my part). Also to date, I still have 3 kiribans yet to complete. They've just consistently fallen through the cracks. Its my fault and I've got them in mind, and will be done at some point.
6.) Copyright.
I retain all copyright to my works, though your characters do belong to you. If you do not want your picture posted or potentially made into a print, please let me know when you are commissioning.
You are allowed to repost your commission on your page without asking me for permission :3 The only guideline I ask is that you post a link back to my FA page when you do (in FA, :icon + narffet: of course). You can post it offsite too, provided you give me credit and again I request you link back to my FA page. Go ahead and fill up e621 and any like site with my stuff too, I don't mind!
I ask you please do not alter, ink, or color anything on my page without my permission. For your commissions I am not usually opposed, for my personal work I usually ask that you don't. The exception to this rule is that you MAY crop a picture down to make an avatar from. Again if possible, linkage is always appreciated.
[UPDATE:8/13/2013] - Reason: Because it came up.
7.) Gift Art.
If anyone deems me worthy of gift art - for whatever reason I'm unaware of >////<; - they're free to do it without asking me.
Only character(s) I personally own I do not want in sexual situations:
My Own Character
Sexual content is limited by my list of do-not's above. Any further questions can be asked directly.
(And yes, all of my characters are androgynous enough to have hetero or homosexual pairings. They're all pretty indiscriminate fun-lovers.)
That is all for now. Any and all is subject to change without notice. Violators will be cleansed with New, Improved! Cleansing Fire, now with Grape Flavor!*
*Please allow 6-8 weeks for Cleansing Fire's Searing Grape Flavor Explosion Of Death (that is actually an explosion) to be delivered. Not responsible if Searing Grape Flavor Explosion of Death is lost, damaged, stolen, or suffered by someone else during transit. Not liable for any graping or grape-related incidents or injuries that occur to nearby innocents. He's a big boy, he's responsible for himself.
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im tempted to make a pdf guide thing for my commissioners to download which will basically have the same conditions narffet has so there isn't confusion etc
but yeah i've noticed a lot of the public do not understand the concept of copyrights, real life issues and other such terms used in commissioning art (also found a lot of artists offering commissions don't know some of the specifications required for printed works n.n;; ) so its always handy to see someone laying out the information for all to see and understand n.n
P.S i hope i wasn't rambling....i do that often n.n;;
The fact your characters have fun is one of the reasons I follow your art.
Nothing bad prompted this either, just something I've been meaning to do and finally did.
But I agree having posted what you will not do in commissions would save both drama and time.
May I buy some cleansing fire?
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lolcatz cowmen sense is -tingling-...
that you can just re-direct others to before commissioning.
Or maybe it already has something like that, and I`m missing out.
But, that aside, I appreciate you writing this up, and a lot of other artists should consider it.
Mhmmm~
2. no cubs, cool
3. I'll check back every week or soo till you catch up. no hurry, I've already paid (but don;t remember what I asked for >.<)
4. you make arts for me, I R Teh Satisfied
5. never met kiribans, so no worries.
6. ah Ha. ok, this one I did not know. may I ask for a second smaller version with a watermark or something on it so I can post t to my FA gallery with all Kudos and credit to you? (plus links once it's up and all)