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the other day, i played make believe with an 8 year old girl
10 years ago
🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 🐾 <3 the other day, i played 'make believe' with an 8 year old girl....and i kicked her ass x3
...i went to go upstairs to smoke pot with my friend, and her daughter waylaid me on the way and asked me if i wanted to play "little petshop" or something....and i was like "uhh give me a few minutes..."
soo i smoked pot with my friends, and then went downstairs to play pretend with her. i was nervous and afraid, and i wasnt really sure why....i guess because im a grown-up, and we dont play "make believe". and i was stoned. soo she spread out a ton of toys, divided them in half, gave me half of them to sort through, and asked me what i wanted to be. i looked through the pile, and found a like psychedelic tie dyed technocolor kitty cat, and i was like "yo, ill totallyyy be this guy." and she was like "....are you sureee?" i was like "yup, this is my kitty cat." and then, she took the rest of my toys away and put them in a box, and set her half of her toys up like a chess board against my ONE stupid goddamn pussycat.
soo this little girl had effectively set up all of her toys against my ONE damn technicolor cat, and i was like O_O "...what have i gotten myself into??" i didnt realize she was so adept at military strategy, but apparently i had challenged kolrami to a game of strategema, so to speak. soo i went to talk to her mommy. i was like "hey sweety?? your daughter just set up all her toys against me inna battle of IMAGINATIONS and i dont know what to dooo!!" ...she came out from the other room, and looked in the middle of the floor, which had my ONE damn cat, vs. an ENTIRE army she had set up against me, and she almost tripped on it. she was like O_O "holyyy shit, what are you going to do??" she cant play pretend either, and i told her that id been fucking this little girl around for like half an hour cuz i was afraid of this stupid imagination battle she had challenged me to, and then i realized....
:O WTF am i afraid of, im a goddamn furry!! i can kick this little girls ass at make-believe. o.O ...soo i told her flat out "I'm a furry, ask your mom if i can play make believe like a champion!!" and my friend, whos not a furry but gets what im about, was like "yup, hes a grown-up who pretends hes a kitty cat! ...all day." ....and then i proceeded to kick her ass at fucking make believe. x3
she put 3 ponies at once against my cat, i was like PSHEWW PSHEWW POW BANG, I KEEL YOUU!!! ;3
she had a crazy y imagination, a hell of a tactician. there were a lot of cool things going on in her little mind. im dying to play make-believe with her again, before she gets too old and isnt interested anymore.
edit: i just re-read this, and "dicking around a little girl" doesnt sound too great, nor "kicking little girls asses." X3 ....but you get the idea im sure. o.o
...i went to go upstairs to smoke pot with my friend, and her daughter waylaid me on the way and asked me if i wanted to play "little petshop" or something....and i was like "uhh give me a few minutes..."
soo i smoked pot with my friends, and then went downstairs to play pretend with her. i was nervous and afraid, and i wasnt really sure why....i guess because im a grown-up, and we dont play "make believe". and i was stoned. soo she spread out a ton of toys, divided them in half, gave me half of them to sort through, and asked me what i wanted to be. i looked through the pile, and found a like psychedelic tie dyed technocolor kitty cat, and i was like "yo, ill totallyyy be this guy." and she was like "....are you sureee?" i was like "yup, this is my kitty cat." and then, she took the rest of my toys away and put them in a box, and set her half of her toys up like a chess board against my ONE stupid goddamn pussycat.
soo this little girl had effectively set up all of her toys against my ONE damn technicolor cat, and i was like O_O "...what have i gotten myself into??" i didnt realize she was so adept at military strategy, but apparently i had challenged kolrami to a game of strategema, so to speak. soo i went to talk to her mommy. i was like "hey sweety?? your daughter just set up all her toys against me inna battle of IMAGINATIONS and i dont know what to dooo!!" ...she came out from the other room, and looked in the middle of the floor, which had my ONE damn cat, vs. an ENTIRE army she had set up against me, and she almost tripped on it. she was like O_O "holyyy shit, what are you going to do??" she cant play pretend either, and i told her that id been fucking this little girl around for like half an hour cuz i was afraid of this stupid imagination battle she had challenged me to, and then i realized....
:O WTF am i afraid of, im a goddamn furry!! i can kick this little girls ass at make-believe. o.O ...soo i told her flat out "I'm a furry, ask your mom if i can play make believe like a champion!!" and my friend, whos not a furry but gets what im about, was like "yup, hes a grown-up who pretends hes a kitty cat! ...all day." ....and then i proceeded to kick her ass at fucking make believe. x3
she put 3 ponies at once against my cat, i was like PSHEWW PSHEWW POW BANG, I KEEL YOUU!!! ;3
she had a crazy y imagination, a hell of a tactician. there were a lot of cool things going on in her little mind. im dying to play make-believe with her again, before she gets too old and isnt interested anymore.
edit: i just re-read this, and "dicking around a little girl" doesnt sound too great, nor "kicking little girls asses." X3 ....but you get the idea im sure. o.o
