K, I'm just gonna post the conversations I've been having with him because I find it quite funny so maybe you guys will too idk.  mandimorbid got a kick out of it when I showed her lol.

Convo #1 http://xmalisx.deviantart.com/art/A.....Belly-85227043

Him: im glad as many times i have been a ninja i have been vored only once....and the only reson why is because ninjas are unbeatable and un catchable, even if were the size of a penny you still couldn't catch us we dont go down so easy because we run it!!!

Me: Uh...sure...

Him: hey im just saying...its true i mean you cant catch me and you chances of voring me would be 1 to a trillion so ya

Me: Wtf I have no interest in eating you or anyone for that matter.

Him: for one i never said u did so ya

Me: lol Yuh you did. Look at your comment above. "YOU can't catch ME and YOUR chances of VORING ME would be 1 to a trillion" Sounds like you're saying I'm trying to eat you to me.

Him: oh yea I did say that but only because its true ninja's can run over 100 mph and your a zombie you can barely run.

Me: I am not a zombie. And ninja's cannot run over 100 mph don't be stupid. Please get out of your little make-believe world and come join us back on planet Earth.

Him: what r u talkin about a ninj's speed is 10 times faster than a humans, and how are you gonna tell me I know all about ninja's

Me: No. You do not know all about ninjas. You are obviously just a Narufag who thinks that ninjas are super human and can do magical things. Someone hasn't been taking his medication!

Him: hey ddont hate on me because a ninja can kick your ass and any thing else you throw at them

Me: You have a serious obsession with ninjas. You should probably see a shrink or something. :3

Him: no I dont, I am am a ninja and I dont want anything to do with shrink.. I had a bad vorish experience with that shit.

Me: No, A shrink. As in a therapist. As in someone that examines your mental state.

Him: well i dont need a shrink....now leave me alone before i kill you.

Me: Yeah, good luck with that.

Him: Yeah what ever.

Me: ilu 2

Convo #2 http://xmalisx.deviantart.com/art/O.....REMIX-93727074

Him: lol nice vore but the chances of eating a ninja are 100 mil to 1

Me: Wut. There are no ninjas in this meme.

Him: I know i was just bringing that up, your chances of eating a ninja is 100 million to 1 -looks at you carefully- >=)

Me: I do not eat ninjas. I do not even know any ninjas. I did not even know ninjas were still around.

Him: and ya ninjas are still around and i never said u did im just saying if there was a ninja it would be ha hard time to catch him or her because ninjas are unstoppable and unbeatable and alot tougher than demons or anything else such as naga's

Me: Wut. Demons are not real what are you talking about? And ninjas are certainly not unbeatable as they are merely humans. Seriously kid, how old are you?

Him: for one im 17 and 2 a ninja can beat the hell outta you and any of ur creations and if ninja's were humans...explain naruto or ninja gaiden.

Me: I find it very hard to believe that you're 17. You sound more like 13. And Naruto and Ninja Gaiden are not fucking real.

Him: so what but you fucking stated ninja's are nothing but humans...So ya... im just trying to prove my point

Me: I'm saying that real ninjas can't do half the shit in those shows because it is physically impossible.

Him: and duh ninjas cant do that bull shit but real life ninjas can walk on wall sand flip real good and and kick some major ass and plus they can blend in the darkness real well and kill you in a instant, kinda like me.

Me: Lol you just claimed that ninjas could run over 100 mph. And I highly doubt you can do any of the shit you just listed.

Him: I know I cant run that fast but I can do the cool stuff ninja's can do in real life.

Me: If you can't even understand the difference between shit on the internet and reality then I highly doubt that's true.

Him: what are you talking about. I know whats real shit and whats fake shit!!! I dont got a obsession with ninjas I just like them and I basically am a ninja so will you please stop changing the subject.If there was a ninja in your so called meme thing or any vore comic theres a high chance you wouldn't be having a ninja in you belly relaxing because ninja's are the best and any other vore comic if there was a ninja they wound get vored with out a fight so there fore the ninja is the last person on the list to get vored!!! And couldn't even vore a ninja there to quick for you and your putting you life on the line trying to catch one because ninja's always think 10 steps ahead. So were basically talking in circles here... all im trying to say is ninjas are the best and you your chances of voring a ninja would be 1 to a trillion ok...game set and match.

Me: If you don't have an obsession with ninjas then why did you randomly comment on two of my pics saying that I couldn't vore a ninja? It'd be one thing if there was a ninja in the pics, but there wasn't so that came out of fucking no where. And I say again that I do not intend to eat anyone so stop saying that I couldn't vore one. Seriously kid, you are being very silly. :3

Him: For one im not a kid. And two im only saying that because its true you couldn't vore a ninja!

Me: If you're not a kid then stop acting like one. And I really couldn't care less if I could eat a ninja or not because I'm not a cannibal. :3

I'll add more as more (if any) come. :D

EDIT: K so I'm actually not going to add the rest of the conversation cause there's too much due to you guys being awesome and joining in. :D I am seriously having way too much fun with this kid. Oh, and he's an art thief too. Go figure!