Death of a Friend - Epic
16 years ago
It's with great regret that I write about the death of a friend. Epic was officially declared dead as of this morning. For me, Epic was more than just a word, but a companion. A promise. An adjective used to describe something above and beyond the limits of greatness. Young and strong willed, Epic was in the prime of his life. He was the embodiment of strength.
His death came as an unfortunate time. He was young, innocent and strong, and... and... I just don't know what to say. I don't.
Epic's body was found dead in a back alley, soaked and stained with the seed of a hundred thousand geeks who raped his body in a multi-year unstoppable bukakke tsunami. Unable to defend himself, Epic succumbed to the marching man train for half a decade, tearing apart his body and soul like dust in the wind.
In the end, he was but a sliver of his former self, his former glory. His lifeless body was but a forgotten bubbling pile amidst the sea of genetic abuse. He had been used and abused into a pile of nothing. A shell, glazed, hollow and empty.
. . .
I'll miss you, Epic. You were the best word ever, but now... now... you're just nothing.
You're the Internet's whore, ridden and trodden upon like fifty years of Saigon fast-forwarded down to fifty seconds.
Rest well, friend.
His death came as an unfortunate time. He was young, innocent and strong, and... and... I just don't know what to say. I don't.
Epic's body was found dead in a back alley, soaked and stained with the seed of a hundred thousand geeks who raped his body in a multi-year unstoppable bukakke tsunami. Unable to defend himself, Epic succumbed to the marching man train for half a decade, tearing apart his body and soul like dust in the wind.
In the end, he was but a sliver of his former self, his former glory. His lifeless body was but a forgotten bubbling pile amidst the sea of genetic abuse. He had been used and abused into a pile of nothing. A shell, glazed, hollow and empty.
. . .
I'll miss you, Epic. You were the best word ever, but now... now... you're just nothing.
You're the Internet's whore, ridden and trodden upon like fifty years of Saigon fast-forwarded down to fifty seconds.
Rest well, friend.
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Epic lol.
I always liked him...
"There once was a guy named Dave
He kept his whore in a cave
She had one tit
She had no slit
But think of all the money Dave saved!"
I think Epic has become said whore.
I do not approve of this statement >:[
I live with an apergers sufferer and oh yeah, it's a defect.
I'm not fat, I'm prolonged-issue dietary challenged with hyper-big bone'ism, but all in the middriff! >:C
Get over it people. Any form of Autism is a disorder/ defect/ deficiency/ malfunction. Just cause it has a positive or negative spin on the word DOESNT change what it is, and DOESNT automatically lower the living conditions of the person with it.
~N~
~N~
You hit the bag of nails on their cumulative heads!
*Thumb Up*
/n. ˈdifɛkt, dɪˈfɛkt; v. dɪˈfɛkt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [n. dee-fekt, di-fekt; v. di-fekt] Show IPA
–noun
1. a shortcoming, fault, or imperfection: a defect in an argument; a defect in a machine.
2. lack or want, esp. of something essential to perfection or completeness; deficiency: a defect in hearing.
3. Also called crystal defect, lattice defect. Crystallography. a discontinuity in the lattice of a crystal caused by missing or extra atoms or ions, or by dislocations.
–verb (used without object)
4. to desert a cause, country, etc., esp. in order to adopt another (often fol. by from or to): He defected from the U.S.S.R to the West.
Origin:
1375–1425; late ME < L dēfectus failure, weakness, equiv. to dēfec- var. s. of dēficere to run short, fail, weaken (see deficient ) + -tus suffix of v. action
I dont know why this is such an issue. If something is out of place in a negative fashion, it's normally called a defect. If you're born with 1 arm being only a few inches long, it's a defect. Not saying it makes you useless, or that you should be shunned for it or anything, but it's a defect.
If your car's mirrors dont move when you push the button that's supposed to move the mirrors, then it's a defect. Does it mean that everyone should look down on the car? No. But the fact remains, that there's something wrong with it.
~N~
I have asperger's.
I'm socially retarded, obsessive, and I like to live in a set pattern.
I don't tell everyone and their mother that I have it just to get a pitty party. I'm trying everything I can to learn to change my ways or live with my issues like everyone else. I don't see it as a defect, I'm just wired differently from other people, so I have to learn new ways to deal with life.
~N~
Its people who say they have it, or know they have it, but do nothing to deal with it that are the problem. There are plenty of people out there who can help. The trick is learning new ways to deal with things that other people take for granted.
Also: our icons together = pure lulz.
That they are :3
~N~
I understand what you mean. I know there's something wrong with me, but I don't dwell on it like some people do. I just wanted an answer for why I was so different from other people, and I got it. Getting diagnosed was just one step in me learning to function on my own rather than relying on others so much. I want to be a functioning citizen, but its very difficult to break old habits.
I'm also glad I have very mild Asperger's....
BLINKY RAINBOW GOODNESS!
CAN YOU TASTE IT?! >:D
~N~
YES, AND ITS GIVING ME A SEIZURE!
A SEIZURE OF AWESOME!
I have this problem where I cant remember anything less I go over it for HOURS on end, or just write it down. I look at it like "everything is always new to me". :J
~N~
~N~
I still forget to write things down....which is bad, but I'm trying to improve. :3
~N~
What I do get crap over is not cleaning my room...but thats a whole different problem.
~N~
Rest In Peace, Epic.
Apollo-
I watch videos of that shit and cannot for the life of me
TELL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THAT STEREOTYPICAL JAPANESE/KOREAN SPECIAL EFFECTS/IMPOSSIBLE MOVES CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS ACCIDENTALLY CALLED A GAME...
(Caps for emphasis not for yelling :P)
Seriously, watching Guns gives me a huge Migraine.
I don't have a problem with fast games or anything, i just think gunz is just a tad too silly. I do play NCsoft's EXteel though.
It's quite nice. :)
and the movie was good, I just think it is a tad too silly. :p
Eeh, It's liek the motorcycle scenes in advent children, or Cloud with hsi sword.. Just.. too agile. :<
Oh well, never mind.
I dont have to play guns if I dun wanna ~:P
unless you know how to Flash Step (a style of moving/fighting)
and, hell yeah! you need to give it a try! I'm gunna try out that game you mentioned xD
It's free too ^^
EPIC JESUS
THE NEW IMPROVED KARATE CYBORG JESUS
in the beginning he died for you sins and then in the future he waged war against the terminators, and NOW he's back for a THIRD TIME which is technically the SECOND, that's right it's the return of EPIC as JESUS!
*power's up his lightsaber in the shape of a crucifix*
~N~
...or you could just hire a necromancer. *Cough*Orpheus*Cough*
THE NEW IMPROVED FORM OF KARATE CYBORG JESUS
fun fad is dead.
time to come up with a new one.
suggestions people go go go!
I want SOME parts of the thesaurus to survive!
It's word was Epic Fail.
It's word was Epic Fail.
~N~
I think it's kind of silly sounding and long but I'll let you guys judge
WE MUST FIND A WORD THAT THE MERE UTTERANCE OF SHALL CAUSE IT TO SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE!!
heroic, classic, grand, important, saga, and narrative poem (wtf?)
somehow.. deep down.. I knew that was going to eventually get thrown out there, but I just didn't want to think about it.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-?
Let Eddie Izzard explain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rYT0YvQ3hs
DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!.
WE HARDLY KNEW YE
THAT IS SOOO PENIS
...PENIS...
...apocalypto forehead penis hairstyle... HOLYCRAPNO!
*ADHD's to death* <- is this even possible?
HMPH Good ridence!
(if you ask me, i just can't stand all of this internet bullshit!)
I seriously dislike it when people use strong words for their own needless gain, it annoys THE LIVING HELL out of me!
(Not trying to start a fight or anything, just making an observation o.O')
also I was joking, I mean seriously, I made a childish comment RELAX
Or was that already dead?
and he shall be.
So sad to see them go. So very sad.
JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE! LEAVE EPIC ALONE!
*wails, my mascara running*
Dude, face it... Epic was..... well, epic. You can't replace him.
*places my hand gently on your shoulder*
You're gonna hafta... let him go.
fail on the otherhand... It's like heracles, impossible to kill, but when killed it will be legendary. D:
"this is what Fabio would look like as a dragon.. lol"
Farewell Epic, see you in the next life.
Always liked "kakkoi" better.
Those were the days...
Benevolent and Benign don't have the same ring to them. XD
I wrote about this word being overused and awful a long time ago. And they laughed at me, said I was full of shit and didn't believe me.
Sigh. Goes to show, if you're not famous, you don't have an opinion.
Better?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her favourite word. they are taking the epic back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden, him name Dragoneer ; i am truely sorry for your lots
... if only I could find an exploitable...
Come on don't tell me you don't know it :(
EPIC FAIL, EPIC WIN, EPIC FAIL, EPIC WIN, EPIC FAIL, EPIC WIN, EPIC FAIL. This post I made is EPIC FAIL! XD
Awesome.
He died a honorable death, and shall be remembered forever!
FOR TEH EPIC LULZ
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pokes the 'neer in the butt with a cock that has EPIC tattooed on it* Bad digimon-dragon.
Hopefully people can learn some proper english, use words that aren't regurgitated a thousand fucking times.. >:C
he was raped to death :O !?
Oh my goodness.... no no no..
Sorry, had a Princess Bride moment.
Xan Steel
i never seen it before, crashed that's the word my computer crashed or blue death
I guess i am not up on the lingo ^^ hehe so that many people posted some thing ... wow
HOLY CATBALLS ON RYE CRACKERS I CAN'T THINK OF A WORD!
solipsistic.
Secondly, I didn't hold "Epic" in high regards in the first place, but this is a lot like the shorter lived "classic", which was much easier for people to misuse, so I'm glad it died much sooner.
"Dude that's Classic."
"What the fuck are you talking about, that's a modern convention."
comon, this word will still be loved by the world over... why often this word is used over and over? x3
True story.
Diesel ¦3
Enjoy. Besides what else do you have to say now? And you gotta admit; This new word is pretty... diesel. X3
Dope, Righteous, Fly, Woadie, Truckin, Cool Beans, Stellar, Tits, Bomb, Legit, and Ill..
I spit on the graves of the following:
Sick, Tubular, Tight, Hood, Nasty, and that retard Crackin.
why must you do this to us