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Bad Idea #68: Try Cyclic Anti-Depressant
10 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
Cycles per Second? Don't you mean Hurts?
It's another visit to the gym, and this time it's for the exercycle. But rather than simply biking without going anywhere and listening to mp3's or watching TV, this setup is more interactive. For as the cyclist pedals, the gear spins, and drives a chain, to another gear, to a wheel of sorts. There are two varieties. One has rather stiff leather flaps, the other has weights which are rather like small sandbags. And of course there are targets for each of these: a bound male whose balls will be taking the slaps or blows. Faster pedaling means more (and harder) slaps or blows. A great incentive for an extended, but fairly high-speed, workout, yes?
Oh, you think I should change into some tight cycling shorts? If you say so...
Cycles per Second? Don't you mean Hurts?
It's another visit to the gym, and this time it's for the exercycle. But rather than simply biking without going anywhere and listening to mp3's or watching TV, this setup is more interactive. For as the cyclist pedals, the gear spins, and drives a chain, to another gear, to a wheel of sorts. There are two varieties. One has rather stiff leather flaps, the other has weights which are rather like small sandbags. And of course there are targets for each of these: a bound male whose balls will be taking the slaps or blows. Faster pedaling means more (and harder) slaps or blows. A great incentive for an extended, but fairly high-speed, workout, yes?
Oh, you think I should change into some tight cycling shorts? If you say so...
sign me up for this gym.