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Bad Idea #30: Before the Fight
16 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
A locker room scene.
A nude male (bull?) is sitting on a bench, center of image. Next to him are some towels, a pair of boxing gloves, and a pair of nondescript trunks. From offside, coming from 'out of shot' a pair of hands (gloved? female?) holds up a pair of (somewhat undersized) briefs with a target/bullseye rather low in front.
Above the briefs there is a word-balloon from out of shot, "Slight change of plans. Here's your outfit for tonight. You're up against Sweet Chariot now."
Male is looking at the briefs, worried and puzzled, maybe a thought bubble, maybe a speech balloon, "Sweet... Chariot..??"
Word balloon from out of shot, under the briefs, "Yeah. She.. hehe.. swings low."
*ulp* -- effect not in a balloon, just near male's head.
No, it's not entirely original. This was inspired by a similar gag on Laugh-In. Of course there, the male was not nude and there weren't such suggestive briefs
A locker room scene.
A nude male (bull?) is sitting on a bench, center of image. Next to him are some towels, a pair of boxing gloves, and a pair of nondescript trunks. From offside, coming from 'out of shot' a pair of hands (gloved? female?) holds up a pair of (somewhat undersized) briefs with a target/bullseye rather low in front.
Above the briefs there is a word-balloon from out of shot, "Slight change of plans. Here's your outfit for tonight. You're up against Sweet Chariot now."
Male is looking at the briefs, worried and puzzled, maybe a thought bubble, maybe a speech balloon, "Sweet... Chariot..??"
Word balloon from out of shot, under the briefs, "Yeah. She.. hehe.. swings low."
*ulp* -- effect not in a balloon, just near male's head.
No, it's not entirely original. This was inspired by a similar gag on Laugh-In. Of course there, the male was not nude and there weren't such suggestive briefs
Meanbeard
~meanbeard
I do like how this comes together. Sounds like this fight is not a legal one for her to get away with that kind of thing.
UnderPressure
~underpressure
OP
It is most likely something "underground" and I suspect he is expected to follow the Marquess of Queensberry rules, but his opponents (and ref, and manager, and...) are permitted Marquis de Sade rules. Or maybe that that should be Baroness Fanny Pistor rules, considering the positions and genders involved.
UnderPressure
~underpressure
OP
It is most likely something "underground" and I suspect he is expected to follow the Marquess of Queensberry rules, but his opponents (and ref, and manager, and...) are permitted Marquis de Sade rules. Or maybe that that should be Baroness Fanny Pistor rules, considering the positions and genders involved.
