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Quadfest weekend, screw fcn!
16 years ago
So every year around this time my school (unofficially) hosts this weekend long insane party. Thousands of kids pour in from local and distant schools to join in on all the fun drinking/partying shenanigans all respectable children like to do these days.
Friday-
I started it at about 3:00 pm and went over to my friends apartment and pre-gamed a little bit before we headed out into the center of everything on frat row. Went to at least 5 different house parties (one of which had an amazing DJ). Smoked some scrubs in a few games of donkey balls and beer pong.
Later in the evening some random dude walked by and handed me a half full case of beer so I'm like awesome. Then no more than 1 minute later another guy walks past and is like "yo you stole my beer" I have no idea so I'm like "I don't know dude some guy just handed it to me" I don't know what I said that made this guy explode but he must have been a little mentally unstable because he just started raging and going ape shit. So I just set the case down on the floor, kicked it over and let like 6 or so roll out then I hand it to him like "here ya go man!" then he left...stupid jackass.
Oh, and in my drunken indulgences I went to 7-11 and bought a bag of dorritos, bag of powdered donuts, and some taquitos. I ended up eating the entire bag of donuts and when I woke up there was white powder all over my desk like someone did a messy job of snorting lines. Not too proud of myself for being a fatty haha.
Saturday-
Woke up with a little-bit of a hangover but it went away soon. saturday is usually the main event and it definitely lived up to it. Went back to my friends apt at like 1 pm when I woke up and was happy to find a fresh new keg. So after getting a pretty good buzz we once again head back out into the main strip. Which takes me to the one thing that made my entire weekend...
At like 5:00 or so a frat brother comes to my group of friends and tells us that they are having a wet t-shirt contest in their front yard and invite us to come. While it wasn't as great to me as it was to my friends I went along anyhow, wanted to be part of it when their parents find their little girls flashing people on youtube. So about half an hour later there's like a couple hundred people in their yard, hundreds more on the sidewalk and on the street. So the girls are standing on the porch in their white tees and a brother just starts spraying them right in the face which was really funny to me. so one eventually flashes everyone and ends up winning their little contest. About 10 minutes into it like 20 cops just storm the porch.
3 cops tackle one of the guys to the ground and cuff him, some more slam another one into a wall. One of the biggest party busts I've seen yet. What was even more funny was seeing all the girls getting handcuffed in their see-through white t shirts crying lol... Their parents will be so proud when they tell them why they were arrested. So as I was leaving the entire road (like half a mile) was loaded with police vehicles, it was like an ocean of blue sirens.
So yea after that we went to a few more parties and eventually ended back up at my friends house and played drinking games till like 3 am.
Sunday:
Went to the gym to work off all the unhealthy shit I've shoveled into my mouth over the weekend.
Anyhow, here's some pictures from the festivities.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2ntbjvs.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/fvieza.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/10gwg15.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/9jd8d0.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/11ucklk.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/2enc20j.jpg
Friday-
I started it at about 3:00 pm and went over to my friends apartment and pre-gamed a little bit before we headed out into the center of everything on frat row. Went to at least 5 different house parties (one of which had an amazing DJ). Smoked some scrubs in a few games of donkey balls and beer pong.
Later in the evening some random dude walked by and handed me a half full case of beer so I'm like awesome. Then no more than 1 minute later another guy walks past and is like "yo you stole my beer" I have no idea so I'm like "I don't know dude some guy just handed it to me" I don't know what I said that made this guy explode but he must have been a little mentally unstable because he just started raging and going ape shit. So I just set the case down on the floor, kicked it over and let like 6 or so roll out then I hand it to him like "here ya go man!" then he left...stupid jackass.
Oh, and in my drunken indulgences I went to 7-11 and bought a bag of dorritos, bag of powdered donuts, and some taquitos. I ended up eating the entire bag of donuts and when I woke up there was white powder all over my desk like someone did a messy job of snorting lines. Not too proud of myself for being a fatty haha.
Saturday-
Woke up with a little-bit of a hangover but it went away soon. saturday is usually the main event and it definitely lived up to it. Went back to my friends apt at like 1 pm when I woke up and was happy to find a fresh new keg. So after getting a pretty good buzz we once again head back out into the main strip. Which takes me to the one thing that made my entire weekend...
At like 5:00 or so a frat brother comes to my group of friends and tells us that they are having a wet t-shirt contest in their front yard and invite us to come. While it wasn't as great to me as it was to my friends I went along anyhow, wanted to be part of it when their parents find their little girls flashing people on youtube. So about half an hour later there's like a couple hundred people in their yard, hundreds more on the sidewalk and on the street. So the girls are standing on the porch in their white tees and a brother just starts spraying them right in the face which was really funny to me. so one eventually flashes everyone and ends up winning their little contest. About 10 minutes into it like 20 cops just storm the porch.
3 cops tackle one of the guys to the ground and cuff him, some more slam another one into a wall. One of the biggest party busts I've seen yet. What was even more funny was seeing all the girls getting handcuffed in their see-through white t shirts crying lol... Their parents will be so proud when they tell them why they were arrested. So as I was leaving the entire road (like half a mile) was loaded with police vehicles, it was like an ocean of blue sirens.
So yea after that we went to a few more parties and eventually ended back up at my friends house and played drinking games till like 3 am.
Sunday:
Went to the gym to work off all the unhealthy shit I've shoveled into my mouth over the weekend.
Anyhow, here's some pictures from the festivities.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2ntbjvs.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/fvieza.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/10gwg15.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/9jd8d0.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/11ucklk.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/2enc20j.jpg
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Went to the gym to work off all the unhealthy shit I've shoveled into my mouth over the weekend."
Those would be cocks Uro, cocks ALLLLLLL around your mouth