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Bad Idea #70: It's not exactly recycling
10 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
No, it's not his can.
Consider this device: Buffalo Crusher
Alright, it's for cans and not specifically for buffalo (or bison) but the idea is there, though it needs some modification. A bigger version might be needed, depending on the size of the fellow or the fellow's fellows. And a spacer to take up most of the space the can would take up - but the spacer is mounted from the top crush-plate. And the wall-mount needs to change to accomodate a hole in the back. One with a small-ish lunette to keep the fellow's fellows in place resting on the bottom plate.
And once everything is in place, including the Hapless Victim then what? Why, anybody who happened by could apply a little pressure, or a lot, or vary it, and tease for who knows how long. And when teasing is no longer sufficiently entertaining they could leave him to the next person. Or let him go. Yeah, right. Or push the handle down all the way and, well, "Next!"
Pardon, I have some scrap metal, could you direct me to the recyclers? Thank you.
No, it's not his can.
Consider this device: Buffalo Crusher
Alright, it's for cans and not specifically for buffalo (or bison) but the idea is there, though it needs some modification. A bigger version might be needed, depending on the size of the fellow or the fellow's fellows. And a spacer to take up most of the space the can would take up - but the spacer is mounted from the top crush-plate. And the wall-mount needs to change to accomodate a hole in the back. One with a small-ish lunette to keep the fellow's fellows in place resting on the bottom plate.
And once everything is in place, including the Hapless Victim then what? Why, anybody who happened by could apply a little pressure, or a lot, or vary it, and tease for who knows how long. And when teasing is no longer sufficiently entertaining they could leave him to the next person. Or let him go. Yeah, right. Or push the handle down all the way and, well, "Next!"
Pardon, I have some scrap metal, could you direct me to the recyclers? Thank you.
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