A HUGE Request! Need Lots of Clever Euphemisms for Muscles!
9 years ago
Simply put, I'm humbly requesting as many different euphemisms for different muscles as possible from as many people as possible. Examples include:
Biceps: Pythons, cannonballs, mountains
Veins: Anacondas, pipelines
Thighs/Quads: Roman pillars, tree trunks
Back Muscles: Canvas of muscles
Abs: Swollen bricks
The more creative, the better. My reason for asking this is so I can draw upon a more extensive vocabulary when describing muscles in a sexy context. "Her biceps bulged like miniature mountains!" or "Her veins ran over her biceps like anacondas!"
So basically, list any muscle groups by name and as many euphamisms/analogies for each muscle as you can think of. Don't worry about how good it may seem to you. I'll be grateful for ALL ideas you can provide. I just want to keep the words I use for muscles from getting too repetitive, and this will help me mix it up some more. Thank you!
Biceps: Pythons, cannonballs, mountains
Veins: Anacondas, pipelines
Thighs/Quads: Roman pillars, tree trunks
Back Muscles: Canvas of muscles
Abs: Swollen bricks
The more creative, the better. My reason for asking this is so I can draw upon a more extensive vocabulary when describing muscles in a sexy context. "Her biceps bulged like miniature mountains!" or "Her veins ran over her biceps like anacondas!"
So basically, list any muscle groups by name and as many euphamisms/analogies for each muscle as you can think of. Don't worry about how good it may seem to you. I'll be grateful for ALL ideas you can provide. I just want to keep the words I use for muscles from getting too repetitive, and this will help me mix it up some more. Thank you!
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Thighs: Convoys
Back muscles: Mountain range, cliff face
Abs: Wall, fist breakers, paving slabs
Thank you! X3
Shoulders and/or biceps: Wrecking balls
Calves: Upside-down Hearts
Pecs: mountainous chest with a deep valley between them
Abs: twin rows fighting for space with each breath
Biceps: Medicine balls. Peaks of power. Tanks. Instruments of destruction! Boulders.
Veins: Thunderlines! Conduits of power. Spiderweb. swelling rivers. Mountain lines.
Thighs: Crushers. Columns. Towers of Muscle. Earthshakers. Rods of iron. Anacondas.
Back muscles: Tapestry of muscle. Landscape of muscle. Sweet steel beneath his arms.
Abs: Washboard. Wall of steel. Granite gut. Breathing stone wall. Flesh armour Plate.
Who knows. Maybe one of those was okay! :D
(No sarcasm. I mean it in the best way )
And thanks for the compliment
And I do understand you were sincere.
Abs: Cannon deflectors, granite grinders
Pecs: Tractor compactors, smother walls
Veins: Hyper-engorged, Nile river-like, industrial class
Legs: Crater creators, Godzilla stompers
that's all I got, lol.
Biceps: Iron spheres, skullcrushers, artillery rounds
Veins: Vines of vascularity, tendrils, a highway of blood
Thighs/Quads: Kegs of pure muscle, barrels, vice grips made flesh, hip smashers
Back muscles: Canyon ranges, a plateau of power, a mesa of muscularity
Abs: A mountain range on the stomach, cinderblocks, hand sized gems
Veins: Lifeblood feeding pipelines
Thighs/Quads: Bundles of high steel cable wrapped around a pole
Thighs (especially inner): Melon Crushers, Ball Breakers, Man Mashers
Kegel: Vise grip, snatch, Happy Place
Pecs: Booby Bouncers, Man Magnets, Can Crushers, Muscular Pillows, Happy Place
Also, thank you so much for the +watch!