The teams are assembled.
9 years ago
And like I told you guys, the Super Sexxx Cup is here and has finally arrived! The teams have assembled, and each and every single one of them is capable to reach out the top, sadly, we have had some last minute withdrawns, therefore the number of teams is 11 now, whichmeans that one team is going to "Pass Bye" this round.
In any case, and without further ado, let me present you with the teams that were assembled AND/OR selected randomly!
First (and foremost and I have every right in the world to biased!) a team that has all the bases covered, a team of animals that are BORN fighters through and through, a team of three marsupials all named 'Jackie' and all eager to make sure they bath in your cum: The cheeky and slovenly kangaroo boxer Jackie Diuradix, followed by the short-tempered and mean-spirited mistress of kickboxing, Jackie Tassmut and then to add it all in this explosive package, the newcomer, the wrestling amazon, Jackie Woodrow, are all ready to make you squirm under their big, meaty, bulbous, paws! Here is TEAM JACKIE!
Team Jackie
1.Jacqueline 'Jackie' Diuradix
2.Jackie Woodrow
3.Jackie Tassmut
Next team is what one could describe the purrfect team, a team of pussies that still manages to be a total sausagefest! A tiger, a beast and apex predator of the prearie, a muscleborn leopard and an effeminate cat boy, we can't have them all, Cattaras is ready to make you all blow your load, Seon is going to squeeze said load off of you and Niko is going to swallow you whole, give a warm applauce for Three Idiots and a Scratching Post! (They picked the name of their team, not me).
Three Idiots and a Scratching Post!
1.Seon
2.Cattaras
3.Nikola
Onwards, we have a team that two of its members are similar in a lot of things, from their species, to the (natural) colour of their eyes, to their proffession (no, not the fighting one, the real one, the one you talk about with people other than sex crazed fans of yours) to their sexual orientation, those two have a lot in common, a warm applause to the lynx boxer, SableMeretrix Somerset, the lynx wrestler. Aria Lince and to accompany them, a dog boy (now man) that is up in your alley and does KNOT take defeat as an option, send your best regards to Castro, 'Talon' and say hello to Team Two Pussies and a Bitch (I came up with that name, notify me if you wish to alter
it. :P]
Two Pussies and a Bitch
1.Sable Meretrix
2.Aria Lince
3.Castro 'Talon'
On another note, we have a team that has been established recently, quite recently if one must admit to himself, and it has been bond with bonds stronger than those of a mere Stable, the kickboxing tail-mouthing wolf, Pip, teamed up (and hooked up) with the pale flying squirrel luchadora Sanita Ruiz Santiago and the old-styled, fashioned and thinking Pegasus, Cordovanm assure this team will reach as high as it can be with them having a fair balance in speed, agility, endurance (both of those) and strength, and all three of them together make Team PSP!
PSP
1.Cordovan
2.Sanita Ruiz Santiago
3.Pip
No, wonder yourself, wonder yourselves, what are some of the most terrifying predators that roam the earth as we speak? Wolves, yes, tigers, yes, right? What do you do when you put a wolf and a tiger, or rather, a wolfess and a tigress who are MORE than well-versed in boxing in the same team? Epicness, however, tell me, what do you do when in said team you add a 7'6" juggernaut of a grappler that: 1. IS a lion and 2. Is the tag team champion? A team that is capable of eradicating the competition that errs to stand before them, that's what. Give your best roar and/or howl for Team 2 girls 1 cat!
2 girls 1 cat
1.Maqui
2.Syria White
3.Alexis Tenzai
I was going to had a blast with naming this team, but alas, team 'Fatass, Emphasis on Ass' (Blitzi, Helen and Andre, what do you expect) now has to be renamed since the zebrette withdrew and The powerful and towering karateka wolf, Masako Katayama is ready for action to enter the competition, and with the addittion of the big and muscular hyena leader (we just say that to make him feel happy) Andre LeFarr and the bootilicious hen that puts a lot of cocks.....roosters! To shame, Blitzi, the hen, this team has only one goal in mind;
COMPLETE! GLOBAL! SATURASSION! Everyone, meet team "Brickouse!
Brickhouse
1.Andre LeFarr
2.Blitzi
3.Masako Katayama
Now, onwards to the next trio of competitors, and you do not wish to imply this team is full of bitches in any sense (while true metaphorically, of course), because, all of those girl's teeth and ambitions are bare; be prepared and afraid, very afraid. With the ample-anteriored wolfess Jen, teaming up with the wrestling idol and sex idol, Kallan Macallister and accompanied by the crazy catfighter, Shadowpuss this team is destined for greatness, everyone, each and every single one of you, a heartly welcome to the team "Fangs!" (I am running low on inspiration here...)
Fangs
1.Kallan Macallister
2.Jen
3.Shadowpuss
Moving on, the next team is a team that has had some of the most weird mix of fighters you have ever seen in a fighting league before, Mokhinwil a buff minotaur with a cocktail, no, a cock-tail, the guy has a dick where his tail's supposed to be! The next one is Elijah Croeson. a mechanical marvel, a tiger that lost both his arm and eye in the war and has preserved himself with mechanical apparatuses and equipment to take the role of his missing members and Whiskey Gruffudd, a dingo that is Welsh...can't all of them be outlandish, can we?! In any occassion, this testosterone-driven team is aiming at the highest peak! A warm welcome to team "Veteran's Newcomers"
Veteran's Newcomers
1.Mokhinwil
2.Elijah Croeson
3.Whiskey Gruffudd
Next team is a weird sight indeed, a mix of upper class (and upper clans) citizents that one could hardly be consider to find themselves trapped in the NSFW establishment (and I assure you, they are here under their own, free will!) the ex-cop now private investigator and self-made man Jules Bouchard, the hard-knock pugilistic panther, the also self-made businesswoman and boxing prodigy, titled the 'Jewel of the Mid-West', Nadine Stockwell and the ninjutsu expert and Heir to the Meru style arts, Craven Henota and together they form the "Lady and Gentlemen" team, greet them well, dudes.
Lady and Gentlemen
1.Jules Bouchard
2.Craven Henota
3.Nadine Stockwell
Now the next team, well, let's just say it redefines the concept of hard knocks, Jack did not climb up the beanstalk to hop above clouds, it climb up THOSE guys! The soaring ex-gladiator, Expert Crimson who is know for his risk taking enters the arena , followed by the Greek (named after a Nordic) God in stature, Thor and to top it all that, the busty and large (and all in the right places) sea dragoness, Hilla are ready to cast their shadow on this competition and together they form the Team "Altitude"!
Altitude
1.Expert Crimson
2.Thor
3.Hilla
And last, but not least, this team of explorers, culture seekers (and mayhap evaders) is no way to be treated less importantly for the lack of testosterone in their team, what they lack in that, they make up with their majestic power and powerful lust. The explorer and fighter Aeris Serifel is going to spelunk all of you in submission if the Maelawian warrior Mali does not make you worship her as a Goddess and accompanied by NSFW's "Iron Woman" Zila Xeros, they make sure that each and every single one of you is going to tremble when you hear footclaws approaching the ring! For here comes team "Warring Warriors"!
Warring Warriors
1.Aeris Serifel
2.Zila Xeros
3.Mali
In all seriousness, now, if you do NOT like the name I gave your team, you can request an edit from me, YOU GOT A FULL DAY TO DO SO, because tomorrow, the matchups are going to be posted and we will officially open this tournament, good luck and have fun, everyone!
In any case, and without further ado, let me present you with the teams that were assembled AND/OR selected randomly!
First (and foremost and I have every right in the world to biased!) a team that has all the bases covered, a team of animals that are BORN fighters through and through, a team of three marsupials all named 'Jackie' and all eager to make sure they bath in your cum: The cheeky and slovenly kangaroo boxer Jackie Diuradix, followed by the short-tempered and mean-spirited mistress of kickboxing, Jackie Tassmut and then to add it all in this explosive package, the newcomer, the wrestling amazon, Jackie Woodrow, are all ready to make you squirm under their big, meaty, bulbous, paws! Here is TEAM JACKIE!
Team Jackie
1.Jacqueline 'Jackie' Diuradix
2.Jackie Woodrow
3.Jackie Tassmut
Next team is what one could describe the purrfect team, a team of pussies that still manages to be a total sausagefest! A tiger, a beast and apex predator of the prearie, a muscleborn leopard and an effeminate cat boy, we can't have them all, Cattaras is ready to make you all blow your load, Seon is going to squeeze said load off of you and Niko is going to swallow you whole, give a warm applauce for Three Idiots and a Scratching Post! (They picked the name of their team, not me).
Three Idiots and a Scratching Post!
1.Seon
2.Cattaras
3.Nikola
Onwards, we have a team that two of its members are similar in a lot of things, from their species, to the (natural) colour of their eyes, to their proffession (no, not the fighting one, the real one, the one you talk about with people other than sex crazed fans of yours) to their sexual orientation, those two have a lot in common, a warm applause to the lynx boxer, Sable
it. :P]
Two Pussies and a Bitch
1.Sable Meretrix
2.Aria Lince
3.Castro 'Talon'
On another note, we have a team that has been established recently, quite recently if one must admit to himself, and it has been bond with bonds stronger than those of a mere Stable, the kickboxing tail-mouthing wolf, Pip, teamed up (and hooked up) with the pale flying squirrel luchadora Sanita Ruiz Santiago and the old-styled, fashioned and thinking Pegasus, Cordovanm assure this team will reach as high as it can be with them having a fair balance in speed, agility, endurance (both of those) and strength, and all three of them together make Team PSP!
PSP
1.Cordovan
2.Sanita Ruiz Santiago
3.Pip
No, wonder yourself, wonder yourselves, what are some of the most terrifying predators that roam the earth as we speak? Wolves, yes, tigers, yes, right? What do you do when you put a wolf and a tiger, or rather, a wolfess and a tigress who are MORE than well-versed in boxing in the same team? Epicness, however, tell me, what do you do when in said team you add a 7'6" juggernaut of a grappler that: 1. IS a lion and 2. Is the tag team champion? A team that is capable of eradicating the competition that errs to stand before them, that's what. Give your best roar and/or howl for Team 2 girls 1 cat!
2 girls 1 cat
1.Maqui
2.Syria White
3.Alexis Tenzai
I was going to had a blast with naming this team, but alas, team 'Fatass, Emphasis on Ass' (Blitzi, Helen and Andre, what do you expect) now has to be renamed since the zebrette withdrew and The powerful and towering karateka wolf, Masako Katayama is ready for action to enter the competition, and with the addittion of the big and muscular hyena leader (we just say that to make him feel happy) Andre LeFarr and the bootilicious hen that puts a lot of cocks.....roosters! To shame, Blitzi, the hen, this team has only one goal in mind;
COMPLETE! GLOBAL! SATURASSION! Everyone, meet team "Brickouse!
Brickhouse
1.Andre LeFarr
2.Blitzi
3.Masako Katayama
Now, onwards to the next trio of competitors, and you do not wish to imply this team is full of bitches in any sense (while true metaphorically, of course), because, all of those girl's teeth and ambitions are bare; be prepared and afraid, very afraid. With the ample-anteriored wolfess Jen, teaming up with the wrestling idol and sex idol, Kallan Macallister and accompanied by the crazy catfighter, Shadowpuss this team is destined for greatness, everyone, each and every single one of you, a heartly welcome to the team "Fangs!" (I am running low on inspiration here...)
Fangs
1.Kallan Macallister
2.Jen
3.Shadowpuss
Moving on, the next team is a team that has had some of the most weird mix of fighters you have ever seen in a fighting league before, Mokhinwil a buff minotaur with a cocktail, no, a cock-tail, the guy has a dick where his tail's supposed to be! The next one is Elijah Croeson. a mechanical marvel, a tiger that lost both his arm and eye in the war and has preserved himself with mechanical apparatuses and equipment to take the role of his missing members and Whiskey Gruffudd, a dingo that is Welsh...can't all of them be outlandish, can we?! In any occassion, this testosterone-driven team is aiming at the highest peak! A warm welcome to team "Veteran's Newcomers"
Veteran's Newcomers
1.Mokhinwil
2.Elijah Croeson
3.Whiskey Gruffudd
Next team is a weird sight indeed, a mix of upper class (and upper clans) citizents that one could hardly be consider to find themselves trapped in the NSFW establishment (and I assure you, they are here under their own, free will!) the ex-cop now private investigator and self-made man Jules Bouchard, the hard-knock pugilistic panther, the also self-made businesswoman and boxing prodigy, titled the 'Jewel of the Mid-West', Nadine Stockwell and the ninjutsu expert and Heir to the Meru style arts, Craven Henota and together they form the "Lady and Gentlemen" team, greet them well, dudes.
Lady and Gentlemen
1.Jules Bouchard
2.Craven Henota
3.Nadine Stockwell
Now the next team, well, let's just say it redefines the concept of hard knocks, Jack did not climb up the beanstalk to hop above clouds, it climb up THOSE guys! The soaring ex-gladiator, Expert Crimson who is know for his risk taking enters the arena , followed by the Greek (named after a Nordic) God in stature, Thor and to top it all that, the busty and large (and all in the right places) sea dragoness, Hilla are ready to cast their shadow on this competition and together they form the Team "Altitude"!
Altitude
1.Expert Crimson
2.Thor
3.Hilla
And last, but not least, this team of explorers, culture seekers (and mayhap evaders) is no way to be treated less importantly for the lack of testosterone in their team, what they lack in that, they make up with their majestic power and powerful lust. The explorer and fighter Aeris Serifel is going to spelunk all of you in submission if the Maelawian warrior Mali does not make you worship her as a Goddess and accompanied by NSFW's "Iron Woman" Zila Xeros, they make sure that each and every single one of you is going to tremble when you hear footclaws approaching the ring! For here comes team "Warring Warriors"!
Warring Warriors
1.Aeris Serifel
2.Zila Xeros
3.Mali
In all seriousness, now, if you do NOT like the name I gave your team, you can request an edit from me, YOU GOT A FULL DAY TO DO SO, because tomorrow, the matchups are going to be posted and we will officially open this tournament, good luck and have fun, everyone!
I guess it will be up to my teammates on that name.
I'm the bitch