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The Man, The Stache, The Legend | Registered: Jul 25, 2006 06:30

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Are You Looking For A Job?

9 years ago

Buy me a coffee! I need the money! https://ko-fi.com/marmelmm

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My depot in Bentonville, AR is hiring for tech and clerical positions! Send your resume to work[at]zebra.com today!

21 Comments

Patpahootie ~patpahootie

Writer, Game Designer

9 years ago

I don't think they'll cover relocation!

D'oooooooooh!

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

9 years ago

(shrug) Can't hurt to ask.

CobaltHailstorm ~cobalthailstorm

Digital Artist

9 years ago

If only your were local.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

9 years ago

Well, Zebra IS international! Drop 'em a line anyhow. You never know...

rabbitfangs ∞rabbitfangs

Photographer

9 years ago

Bentonville?!?!?! And live in WalMart headquarters with all the fat cat execs? No thank you!!

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

9 years ago

Well? Who do you think fixes all of the Symbol™ handheld checkout barcode scanners at Walleyworld?

rabbitfangs ∞rabbitfangs

Photographer

9 years ago

Elves?

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

9 years ago

That lil ol' technician, me!

rabbitfangs ∞rabbitfangs

Photographer

9 years ago

Another otherwise useful citizen toiling under the iron fist of corporate rule. So sad!

(i should talk after working at a wallyworld for 17 years, huh?

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

9 years ago

So YOU'RE the one who kept breaking the scanners in creative ways!

And what the hey. It keeps me in trains and the kittehs in kibble...

rabbitfangs ∞rabbitfangs

Photographer

9 years ago

Look, it was only the one time I ran over one with a fork lift. And I still say it was the other guys fault for putting it on a box that I accidentally bumped into and knocked it off before switching directions.

rabbitfangs ∞rabbitfangs

Photographer

9 years ago

True story, BTW. But well before you started working for Zebra.....

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

9 years ago

Well, I've only been with Zebra for a bit over a year. But between Motorola and Symbol, it's been twelve (!) years now.

And likely story...

rabbitfangs ∞rabbitfangs

Photographer

9 years ago

True to the max, dude. We were using Telxxon's then. I don't know who made them. Never paid attention to that. I was with WallyWorld from 1994 to 2011, using those nasty buggers all the time. Maybe it wasn't them so much as our crappy programmers, but they used to give us so many headaches!!! OY!

rabbitfangs ∞rabbitfangs

Photographer

9 years ago

BTW again....I did drop one of the old ones...back in like 1996 or 97 from a height of a good 20 feet (the top of our rolling storage bins) onto concrete and it not only didn't crack the housing, but it worked perfectly still!

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

9 years ago

Drop test!

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

9 years ago

Aha! So YOU were the one doing Telxon Bowling! Sorry to say, that was a Symbol product after they bought Telxon and, yes, they WERE crappy. And if you thought USING a 960 was bad, try FIXING one! We actually had a party here when Walleyworld retired the last 960...