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Bad Idea #72: Desk Set
9 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
The position was listed as Executive Assistant.
Inspired by Nice Balls
She's at her desk, a nice big heavy wooden desk. Ah, but this is custom built thing for the powerful executive woman, no mere mass-produced thing for her, no! For while it might be lacking legroom and drawer space, it makes up for such deficiencies with the addition of the ideal de-stressing system: a trapped male. The top of the desk is thick and he is strapped down inside, held firmly in place. His head pokes out the side and his scrotum hangs through the bottom of the arrangement. He might be gagged, or left able to speak for consulting - or to hear his reactions to de-stressing. Or perhaps stress transferance would be a better term.
Any time she likes, with or without any warning, she can give his balls a squeeze. Or a slap, or a blow from a rapidly lifted knee. And of course there are the various toys that she can use or apply for further amusement.
Say, this position as a Product Demonstrator for custom furniture looks interesting.
The position was listed as Executive Assistant.
Inspired by Nice Balls
She's at her desk, a nice big heavy wooden desk. Ah, but this is custom built thing for the powerful executive woman, no mere mass-produced thing for her, no! For while it might be lacking legroom and drawer space, it makes up for such deficiencies with the addition of the ideal de-stressing system: a trapped male. The top of the desk is thick and he is strapped down inside, held firmly in place. His head pokes out the side and his scrotum hangs through the bottom of the arrangement. He might be gagged, or left able to speak for consulting - or to hear his reactions to de-stressing. Or perhaps stress transferance would be a better term.
Any time she likes, with or without any warning, she can give his balls a squeeze. Or a slap, or a blow from a rapidly lifted knee. And of course there are the various toys that she can use or apply for further amusement.
Say, this position as a Product Demonstrator for custom furniture looks interesting.
Would like the hinged-top design, which is the less expensive model, but does mean moving anything on of the desk when installing, changing, or removing your personal entertainment. Or over here, this design with the hoist arrangement which allows everything to remain in place during such changes? Yes, power and phone and network and any other cabling must be a bit longer as accommodate the lifting.
Note also the extra storage drawers at the end for... entertainment accessories. Yes, you can have it made for your.. entertainment to face to your left or to your right as you wish. And custom positioning of the.. target area is included.
Oh, you want me to demonstrate? Very well... the demo models are rigged to automatically release after a short time, so don't be surprised. Your personal build will only have that if you wish it. Most of our customers are for more.. direct control. Please, make yourself comfortable.
Also included with that is a complementary week of Limited Double-Day Entertainment. That is, you will have up to fourteen males sent to you, one for each morning and one for each afternoon, or whatever split of the day you prefer. Up to fourteen should your week be a full seven days. Oh, the limited? Well, this is a subscription service with possible repeats, so we insist on everyone remaining intact. Bruised and pained, sure, but still having all the pieces.
Of course, there is another level, but that costs more due to the.. (usually) singular.. nature of the position. We've found most prefer to... well, take care of their own supply chain for such things.
Usually? Well, see some magical creatures can regenerate, and a subset of those have rather unusual interests.
Next Monday? We could put a rush on it, but really the best finish will take longer and a fortnight would be best, if you can wait.
Perhaps looking through the Limited Double Day Entertainment catalog might be of interest?
Take as long as you need. I want the top notch quailty, please.
How long do magical creatures would usually need to regenerate? I might be interested to personally hire one as and addition to those normal ones in the subscription.