As the title suggests, I was going to get around to doing this sooner or later. Might as well get it done SOONER, rather than later. XP

Guide:
++ HELL YES.
+ Nice!
== No Oppionion
= Don't Really Know what it is.
-- REALLY not my cup of tea.
- I don't really enjoy this.

Ageplay (=) Someone want to enlighten me?
Age Regression (+) 'Eh, what can I say?
Anal (++) OH GODS TEH BUTTSEKZ!
Asphyxiation (+) Kind of ties into the whole liking Rape stuff... >_> Freaky, I know.
Babyfur (-) ...
Bandages (==) I don't care.
Bestiality (++) Beasts are the sexiest animals I've EVER seen. ^-^
Biting (+) Please... Be gentle...
Blood (-) I like rough sex, and a little pain is always good, but not enough to actually BLEED your partner.
Bondage (+) Tie me up.
Breasts (++) Boobehs... >_>
Breast Expansion (-) Um... Big is good... But so is small. ^^
Bukake (+) Facial, please.
Cheesecake (=) The fuck?
Cross-Breeding (++) Humans and furs... YUM.
Cross-Dressing (++) Boys dressed as girls? Yeah, I'll go for that.
Cute (++) ZOMGTEHCUTENESSSQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Domming (++) I've always had a soft spot for giving control of the "encounter" to others.
Effeminite Boys (++) I love girly boys. *sighs*
Fat (+) But only on anthros, thanks.
Foot/Paw (--) I can't stand feet. XP
Fur (++) Fur is good.
Glasses (++) Glasses are never bad!
Hair (++) Hair is always a plus. :D
Herm (++) Honestly. Being Omnisexual and all, dating someone who had both sexual organs is my dream.
Human (++) Human's good too.
Impregnation (=) Whatever.
Incest (++) Hehehehehe... =^^=
Inflation (--) They're going to actually POP eventually...
Lactation (--) If I want milk, I'll go to the fridge.
Latex (==) Er...
Leather (+) BDSM, BABEH!
Macro (==) Don't care.
Masks (==) Ho-hum.
Medical (+) Doctors...nurses...doctors and nurses!
Micro (+) Okay, this isn't too bad.
Mind Control (++) Could prove to be...interesting...
Multiple Parts (==) Great.
Muscle *Female (-) I don't mind muscular women, but it's not my most favorite thing.
Muscle *Male(-) Okay, I'll be honest; muscles are the LEAST sexually attractive thing to me; second only to feet. PERIOD.
Oral (++) Heh...
Orgy (++) The more the merrier!
Loli/Pedo/Shota (++) Intergenerational relationships are A-OKAY! And don't give me that "pedophilia is all about rape and power" bullshit. If that's really what you believe, you don't know a DAMNED thing about pedophilia. Ignorant asstards. XP
Pregnancy (==) Babies. Yay...
Rape (+) Hm.
Scat (--) Sorry, but shit just isn't an attractive thing for me.
She-males (++) YES! *dies of heart attack of orgasmy goodness*
Shoe/Boots (==) Pft.
Solo Masturbation (+) Masturbation is better than nothing. Nothing is better than sex. Therefor, masturbation MUST be better than sex! ^^
Stockings (==) Go ahead.
Straight (++) Straight's as good as anything else! Though, it doesn't do as much as Yoai for me, anymore... >_>
Subbing (++) ...TAKE ME, TAKE ME!
Suit and Tie (+) First impressions are often the most important.
Technological (++) Machines are hot.
Tentacles (==) TENTACLE PORN
Transformation (++) Anything turning into anything is HAWT.
Uniform (+) As long as I'm not wearing them...
Vomit (--) Nasty...
Vore (-) I really don't consider EATING my partner very sexy.
Watersports (--) If I don't like shit, I'm probably not going to like urine.
Yaoi (++) IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY!
Yuri (++) Two chicks? All over each other? HELL YES I'M GOING TO BE THERE.