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Bad Idea #76: Underwood
8 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
When she types, he's really touched!
It looks like a giant version of an old mechanical typewriter. And it is, sort of. The carriage doesn't move, the platen doesn't turn, there is no ink ribbon, and instead of all that there this fellow bound up in place positioned just so... just so that the typebar will strike him right where it'll hurt.
The type is no standard font, either. The typebars have various shapes to them. Some shapes hit a bit higher or a bit lower or more to the left or more to the right. And some hit right in the middle or are a bit wider. Shapes might be rounded, pointed, or a truncated point (like an almost pointy toed shoe, but squared off). The keys show the shape, perhaps with little image of briefs or scrotum to show where they are likely to hit, of the related typebar. This "typewriter" would not have a shift key. And a space key wouldn't do anything, but it might be fun to have it and have it send a random striker partway as a psych-out.
What's the point of all this? Well, besides causing him particular pains? Why, aerobic exercise, of course. She can dance on the keyboard, though not too fast - don't want the thing binding up - and enjoy every step or jump as it provides her that special entertainment of his agony.
You want me to play Office with you?
When she types, he's really touched!
It looks like a giant version of an old mechanical typewriter. And it is, sort of. The carriage doesn't move, the platen doesn't turn, there is no ink ribbon, and instead of all that there this fellow bound up in place positioned just so... just so that the typebar will strike him right where it'll hurt.
The type is no standard font, either. The typebars have various shapes to them. Some shapes hit a bit higher or a bit lower or more to the left or more to the right. And some hit right in the middle or are a bit wider. Shapes might be rounded, pointed, or a truncated point (like an almost pointy toed shoe, but squared off). The keys show the shape, perhaps with little image of briefs or scrotum to show where they are likely to hit, of the related typebar. This "typewriter" would not have a shift key. And a space key wouldn't do anything, but it might be fun to have it and have it send a random striker partway as a psych-out.
What's the point of all this? Well, besides causing him particular pains? Why, aerobic exercise, of course. She can dance on the keyboard, though not too fast - don't want the thing binding up - and enjoy every step or jump as it provides her that special entertainment of his agony.
You want me to play Office with you?
I suppose the keyboard could be made flat (and light up movie disco dance floor style?) and the typebars electrically activated.. but there might "need" to be some means of adjusting how much force the system applies from light taps to "He survived THAT?" Perhaps even a randomizing setting. I think I might be thinking about this a bit too much.
At least this setting would entertain me lots.