RIGHT

THIS HAS GONE QUITE FAR ENOUGH

That dashed upstart  thecosmicwolf33 has some CRAZY idea that he can eat a better ass than me. This ingrate seeks to challenge for my right to throne-hood!

THIS
WILL
NOT
STAND!
*Monocle pop*

As such, I initially proposed a race around the world, but that turned out to be a bit expensive, so we're scaling things back to a face-sitting CONTEST.

Round by round, we shall be competing to see how can survive the most tonguing sessions in a variety of settings, starting with a good old-fashioned flat-on-your-back face crushing by the mightiest booties that you, the devilishly fine and sexy FA community can provide, and our judging artist shall be  octopoodle!

The little toerag will have a journal of his own that you can enter on, as well. So, without further ado, see below for what you can do to be a part of this mighty asscapade!

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DA RULEZ

Rule one: LARGE ASSES ONLY.
Rule two: LARGE ASSES ONLY.
Rule three: All genders are welcomed, as long as they adhere to the last two rules.
Rule four: Must not be averse to heavy facesitting and deep lickings.
Rule five: Colour refs are a must!
Rule six: No copyrighted characters (Renamons, pokemon OCs etc.) please, by request of the artist. <3
Rule seven: Give us all a +watch. Go on, you know you want to.

To qualify, simply provide us with your references and IN NO MORE THAN TWENTY WORDS describe why you're perfect to help judge this competition!

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Here's the kicker, though. I WILL NOT BE SELECTING WHO SITS ON MY FACE.

 thecosmicwolf33 will be choosing my partner from THIS journal, and I shall be choosing his from his OWN journal of participants. Should be fun, yes?

You're of course free to enter both journals if you please. You may find his journal HERE: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8442683/

Hit us with your meatiest cheeks!

It'll wind up being a full-colour piece, two small chaps trying their best to withstand your buttocks. We pay, you just lay. <3