"Grimm" Furry Tale Auctions are OPEN!
8 years ago
From the cluttered mess of dirty clothes and empty whiskey bottles comes the following message...
This journal is gonna be a long one, so settle in and get your reading caps on!
Coming up at Midwest Furfest, they're doing a Grimm's Fairy Tales theme, and I saw that as the perfect opportunity to take some of the fairy tales of old and twist them into horribly perverted and overtly sexual stories for the modern age! There's going to be quite a few of these to choose from, and the only thing missing is YOU!
That's right! Rather than create a bunch of different characters to go into these stories for a one-off, I'm giving you loyal followers the chance to buy yourself a chapter in this collection, and there are 12 chapters to choose from, all with different kinks and themes that are sure to appeal to a wide audience!
If you're going to be at FurFest, the good news is that you can pick up a copy of the book when it debuts! The sticker price will be $20, but if you want more than that, bidding enough on a chapter of the book could garner exactly the kind of rewards that you're looking for.
Below, I'll be posting a brief description of each story and the fairy tale that it's bastardizing, along with how many slots will be available in that story, what the starting bids are, and what requirements your character has to meet to be eligible for the slots. Everything will be very clear, but if you have any questions, just ask!
Let's start with the general rules, and the general content that you can unlock by bidding!
RULES
-Your bid is binding. Do not bid an amount if you cannot afford to pay it!
-Reply to the post above yours so that the other bidder knows they've been outbid.
-Keep outside chatter in the appropriate thread.
-Your bid must be paid within 24 hours of the auction ending. If you fail to pay in this window, the second place bidder will become the winner.
-You may bid on as many stories and slots as you like, as long as you are able to afford multiple bids!
-You can only earn one free copy of the book through bidding.
-Minimum bidding increment is $1.
-If you win a bid and decide that you want to upgrade your bid after the fact, that is acceptable. For example: You won with a bid that was $10 short of getting a free book, but you still want one. If you message me, you can arrange to pay the extra $10 for a copy of the book.
Content and Bonus Levels
Every story among the 12 that are listed will start as a 2,000 word bastardization of a fairy tale that has far less to do with the original story, and more to do with a sexual situation that revolves around the title itself. Naturally, you can get a lot more bang for your buck, however, so let's get into those bonuses!
If you bid...
$50: Your story is upgraded to 2,500 words.
$60: Your story is upgraded to 3,000 words.
$70: Your story gets a final upgrade to 3,500 words!
$80 or more: You get a free copy of the book, to be claimed at Midwest Furfest, or sent to you if you can't attend!
Edit: As an added bonus, if you collectively bid $80 across multiple auctions, you will still qualify for a free copy of the book!
Ready to hear what stories you can get into? Let's run down the list.
MAJOR EDIT; Due to a lack of bids on the majority of the stories, I'm throwing this thing into budget mode! ALL STARTING BIDS ARE REDUCED TO $20!!!
It'd be better for me to get the extra financing than to have to come up with original characters for over half of the book, so for 24 hours, I will extend ALL AUCTIONS THAT DO NOT HAVE BIDS.
Auctions that have been bid upon will be considered "won" by their bidders, and invoices will be sent out immediately.
Little Red "Riding" Hood: How could we not do this? In a twist on the classic tale, this story will feature a more aggressive Red, who doesn't much care if she makes it to Grandma's house. When she comes across the wolf, his big eyes and big teeth are far less important than another big feature! Red can be any species, but must be female. The wolf must be a wolf, and a male.
Red Starting Bid: $30 Wolf Starting Bid: $30
Goldilocks and the Three Bare Cocks: When an eager blonde makes their way into a party house with one thing on their mind (getting filled with cum,) it's no condoms, and all fun for three lucky fellas! Goldilocks can be any species or gender. The "fellas" can be any species, but must be male.
Goldilocks SB: $30 Fellas A, B and C SB: $25 each
Three Bi Mice: What are three bored mice to do as they sit around their shared apartment? Well...have sex. Duh. How fortunate that all three of them swing both ways! One character must be a female mouse, and the other two must be male mice.
Female Mouse SB: $30 Male Mouse A and B SB: $30
Puss in Butts: Literally just a story of a cat with an anal fetish. They don't all have to be extremely clever! 'Puss' must be a male cat, but in this story, he will have two partners, both of which can be any species or gender...they just have to like having things in their backsides!
Puss SB: $30 Partner A and B SB: $25
The Boy Who Cried "More": He's not crying wolf this time! A story geared entirely for the fellas, this one is the tale of a meek, submissive fur who gets piled on by a rough pack of wolves...we'll say three of them. The submissive can be any species, but all of the characters in this one must be male.
Sub SB: $30 Wolves A, B, and C SB: $25
The Dirty Shepherdess: This story is SO far removed from the actual fairy tale. I saw the title, and envisioned a female border collie sleeping with a bunch of her sheep, so...that's exactly what you're getting! The sheep can be male or female.
Border Collie Fem SB: $30 Sheep A, B and C: $25
Fairy Ointment: In our version of this tale, a lonely fur hears that the only way to fall in love is through extracting 'fairy ointment,' which happens to be female ejaculate. The fairy must be a female, and the person who comes upon them can be any gender or species. Great for fans of size difference and squirting!
Fairy SB: $30 Fairy Finder SB: $30
The Fox Sister: The real version of this tale is fucked up (go look it up.) Our version is a bit more tame, featuring a vixen who drinks a love potion, forcing her to fall for the first person she sees: her own brother. Both characters are foxes, one must be male, the other must be female.
Vixen SB: $30 Her brother SB: $30
How the Dragon was Dicked: I love this title. Our version of this tale will be a spin on the classic joke of a knight, going up the mountain to "lay" a dragon. The knight can be any species, but must be male. The dragon can be male or female.
Knight SB: $30. Dragon SB: $30
Jackal Or Tiger: A piece of royalty is being courted by two rich suitors, but they can only pick one! They don't have to choose until after a thorough "inspection," however. The royalty can be a prince or princess of any species. The suitors must be a jackal and tiger, respectively, but must be male or female.
Royalty SB: $30 Jackal SB: $30 Tiger SB: $30
The White Doe: I'm going right on the nose with this joke. Yes, it's going to be a story of a doe who gets literally 'painted' white with cum. You might be one of the lucky three who get to take part! The three males can be any species.
Doe SB: $30 Males A, B, and C SB: $25
The Firebird and Princess Vasilisa: I only picked this story because I like the name...I have no idea what the real version is about, but ours will be of Princess Vasilisa, who can be any species, and her secret, forbidden romance with the firebird, who can be any gender, but must be a phoenix.
Princess SB: $30 Phoenix SB: $30
WHEW. That's all of them! There's going to be a shitload of comments below, so be careful when responding to bidding slots! These auctions run officially from 4 PM on Thursday, October 19th until 10 PM on Tuesday, October 23rd. Mind the rules, good luck, and prepare to be enchanted!
Coming up at Midwest Furfest, they're doing a Grimm's Fairy Tales theme, and I saw that as the perfect opportunity to take some of the fairy tales of old and twist them into horribly perverted and overtly sexual stories for the modern age! There's going to be quite a few of these to choose from, and the only thing missing is YOU!
That's right! Rather than create a bunch of different characters to go into these stories for a one-off, I'm giving you loyal followers the chance to buy yourself a chapter in this collection, and there are 12 chapters to choose from, all with different kinks and themes that are sure to appeal to a wide audience!
If you're going to be at FurFest, the good news is that you can pick up a copy of the book when it debuts! The sticker price will be $20, but if you want more than that, bidding enough on a chapter of the book could garner exactly the kind of rewards that you're looking for.
Below, I'll be posting a brief description of each story and the fairy tale that it's bastardizing, along with how many slots will be available in that story, what the starting bids are, and what requirements your character has to meet to be eligible for the slots. Everything will be very clear, but if you have any questions, just ask!
Let's start with the general rules, and the general content that you can unlock by bidding!
RULES
-Your bid is binding. Do not bid an amount if you cannot afford to pay it!
-Reply to the post above yours so that the other bidder knows they've been outbid.
-Keep outside chatter in the appropriate thread.
-Your bid must be paid within 24 hours of the auction ending. If you fail to pay in this window, the second place bidder will become the winner.
-You may bid on as many stories and slots as you like, as long as you are able to afford multiple bids!
-You can only earn one free copy of the book through bidding.
-Minimum bidding increment is $1.
-If you win a bid and decide that you want to upgrade your bid after the fact, that is acceptable. For example: You won with a bid that was $10 short of getting a free book, but you still want one. If you message me, you can arrange to pay the extra $10 for a copy of the book.
Content and Bonus Levels
Every story among the 12 that are listed will start as a 2,000 word bastardization of a fairy tale that has far less to do with the original story, and more to do with a sexual situation that revolves around the title itself. Naturally, you can get a lot more bang for your buck, however, so let's get into those bonuses!
If you bid...
$50: Your story is upgraded to 2,500 words.
$60: Your story is upgraded to 3,000 words.
$70: Your story gets a final upgrade to 3,500 words!
$80 or more: You get a free copy of the book, to be claimed at Midwest Furfest, or sent to you if you can't attend!
Edit: As an added bonus, if you collectively bid $80 across multiple auctions, you will still qualify for a free copy of the book!
Ready to hear what stories you can get into? Let's run down the list.
MAJOR EDIT; Due to a lack of bids on the majority of the stories, I'm throwing this thing into budget mode! ALL STARTING BIDS ARE REDUCED TO $20!!!
It'd be better for me to get the extra financing than to have to come up with original characters for over half of the book, so for 24 hours, I will extend ALL AUCTIONS THAT DO NOT HAVE BIDS.
Auctions that have been bid upon will be considered "won" by their bidders, and invoices will be sent out immediately.
Little Red "Riding" Hood: How could we not do this? In a twist on the classic tale, this story will feature a more aggressive Red, who doesn't much care if she makes it to Grandma's house. When she comes across the wolf, his big eyes and big teeth are far less important than another big feature! Red can be any species, but must be female. The wolf must be a wolf, and a male.
Red Starting Bid: $30 Wolf Starting Bid: $30
Goldilocks and the Three Bare Cocks: When an eager blonde makes their way into a party house with one thing on their mind (getting filled with cum,) it's no condoms, and all fun for three lucky fellas! Goldilocks can be any species or gender. The "fellas" can be any species, but must be male.
Goldilocks SB: $30 Fellas A, B and C SB: $25 each
Three Bi Mice: What are three bored mice to do as they sit around their shared apartment? Well...have sex. Duh. How fortunate that all three of them swing both ways! One character must be a female mouse, and the other two must be male mice.
Female Mouse SB: $30 Male Mouse A and B SB: $30
Puss in Butts: Literally just a story of a cat with an anal fetish. They don't all have to be extremely clever! 'Puss' must be a male cat, but in this story, he will have two partners, both of which can be any species or gender...they just have to like having things in their backsides!
Puss SB: $30 Partner A and B SB: $25
The Boy Who Cried "More": He's not crying wolf this time! A story geared entirely for the fellas, this one is the tale of a meek, submissive fur who gets piled on by a rough pack of wolves...we'll say three of them. The submissive can be any species, but all of the characters in this one must be male.
Sub SB: $30 Wolves A, B, and C SB: $25
The Dirty Shepherdess: This story is SO far removed from the actual fairy tale. I saw the title, and envisioned a female border collie sleeping with a bunch of her sheep, so...that's exactly what you're getting! The sheep can be male or female.
Border Collie Fem SB: $30 Sheep A, B and C: $25
Fairy Ointment: In our version of this tale, a lonely fur hears that the only way to fall in love is through extracting 'fairy ointment,' which happens to be female ejaculate. The fairy must be a female, and the person who comes upon them can be any gender or species. Great for fans of size difference and squirting!
Fairy SB: $30 Fairy Finder SB: $30
The Fox Sister: The real version of this tale is fucked up (go look it up.) Our version is a bit more tame, featuring a vixen who drinks a love potion, forcing her to fall for the first person she sees: her own brother. Both characters are foxes, one must be male, the other must be female.
Vixen SB: $30 Her brother SB: $30
How the Dragon was Dicked: I love this title. Our version of this tale will be a spin on the classic joke of a knight, going up the mountain to "lay" a dragon. The knight can be any species, but must be male. The dragon can be male or female.
Knight SB: $30. Dragon SB: $30
Jackal Or Tiger: A piece of royalty is being courted by two rich suitors, but they can only pick one! They don't have to choose until after a thorough "inspection," however. The royalty can be a prince or princess of any species. The suitors must be a jackal and tiger, respectively, but must be male or female.
Royalty SB: $30 Jackal SB: $30 Tiger SB: $30
The White Doe: I'm going right on the nose with this joke. Yes, it's going to be a story of a doe who gets literally 'painted' white with cum. You might be one of the lucky three who get to take part! The three males can be any species.
Doe SB: $30 Males A, B, and C SB: $25
The Firebird and Princess Vasilisa: I only picked this story because I like the name...I have no idea what the real version is about, but ours will be of Princess Vasilisa, who can be any species, and her secret, forbidden romance with the firebird, who can be any gender, but must be a phoenix.
Princess SB: $30 Phoenix SB: $30
WHEW. That's all of them! There's going to be a shitload of comments below, so be careful when responding to bidding slots! These auctions run officially from 4 PM on Thursday, October 19th until 10 PM on Tuesday, October 23rd. Mind the rules, good luck, and prepare to be enchanted!
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Anyway, I want to bid on one of these, but I wonder if you have any roles for snakes. Or rather, anything where you think a snake would be an especially fitting entry?
Oh, I just looked again, and maybe one of the three predators in The White Doe would be a forest-dwelling serpent? >__>
Edit: woops, commented below it all, instead of on your final thread. Is that okay? Sorry! O: I mean, it's not like I'm up there in the middle of the slots somewhere. @__@
If you'd like, you can bid on any of the slots that you feel would fit your character! A serpent can fit in any of these stories if you want it to, with "The White Doe" being a great example.
Yes, the comment here is fine. ;3
There are so many twisted, smutty fairy tales on Amazon's kindle store, you have no idea. You have nothing to worry about.
Anyway, this isn't me trying to convince you now, just sort of talking about this sort of thing in general. You've got a good lineup, and you don't need to add anything to it. :}
Though, I understand the fear of Disney. Their lawyers can be brutal sometimes.
I'm kidding!