Bananer

YAY! BANANA!

what kind of battle?

Which is better, OR which is more evil to us :3

what? wich of you two is more evil? that's the battle?

Which veggy/fruit is more evil, and which of them can do more harm to either of us.

hmm, that's a hard one
but from what I understand the eggplant is the ultimate neutral. it has as many good things as bad things. the banana only contains more things that are good. so at that point eggplants are worse. but...

bananas have potassium. this attracts mosquitoes mosquitoes can carry potentially deadly viruses.

so in and of it's self eggplant is worse. but if you want to talk about what they can inadvertently lead to the banana is so much worse. I would have to say that bananas are worse. it's like having three glasses. one has pioson in it. they all are mostly milk. milk is good for you. you must drink 2 glasses. I think not.

Well this fight was just a playful thing, but that's ALOT of insight there!

lol, I shortened it a lot. it could have been twice as long
I'm teaching myself to say less

I think you think too much, but good insite.

Noooooooooooo! Eggplant cookies shall prevail!

GO BANANA!

EGGPLANT!

BANANA!

EGGPLANT SQUASHES BANANAS

Bananas beat eggplants to a pulp!

Eggplants throw Bananas in vats of stomach fat!

vats?

Big testing pots.

But my eggplants still burn your bananas.

Burn? *green beans whip your eggplants to oblivion* think not.

Of course. And eggplants can't go into oblivion, they will exist forever and ever.

*flushes your bananas down a toilet*

*bananas shoot back and hit you in the face* Bananas are IMMORTAL!

not against a blender they're not! *sticks banana in blender and liquifies*

*drinks banana smoothie.* good... *splahses some on you*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHTJOAB<APEGH<AEPYTK!

*fires eggplant gun at you*

*watchs as banana pudding melts your face*

*screams and wipes it off, then dives on you with eggplants in each claw*

Arrrggg! *gets eggplant on face, then rams too unpeeled banana in your moth*

AEAFBA<EOHABPAE<HAEK#$)YKQ#A%)Y@ *spits them out and shoves a eggplant in your snout*

YUK! *spits eggplant out* alright, try banana pudding! *dumps a whole bucket over you*

AHHH! IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS! *rolls all over the floor, trying to get it off*

*laughes* and i thought garlic would burn. ^^

For vampys?

yes, banana seems to be the new garlic this year.
Draclwolf: Very funny...

*waves a banana in Draclwolf's face*

*Draclwolf takes a spoon filled with banana pudding and flings it in your face*

*ronnie dodges and stuff the banana into your mouth*

*swallows* mmm...not as good as blood...

Of course, you's a vampy!

hehe you noticed? X3

Yes I did. But what about banana-tasting blood?

Never had any...why not I try? *covers your neck in banana pudding, ready to bite and try banana blood*

Ooo...should taste funny...

*bites your neck, sucking blood with banana* mmm...

*Entranced giggle* How...does it taste like?

Very...good. *bites harder, sucking more blood and banana*

*Giggle and droops a bit* Maybe...eggplant would taste...good too...

No, banana *slows down, felling yoru energy drop*

But...eggplants are...awesome...*droops more*

*slows down, lapping up a few more drops, using hypnotic powers* bananas are good.

*Feels tired and droops into your arms* Bananas...are...gewd....

That's right. *lets go of neck* banana blood is so good.

But eggplants...still rock....

*sets you in guest coffin* eggplants are good, but bananas are better *closes lid* good night

Zzzz...night, eggplant... *dreams about throwing eggplants at all of your OCs*

Night. *closes coffin lid* glad I put him in the banana storage coffin.

*Suffocates in there*

If you die, you will officially become a banana sucking vampire.

But you didn't suck me dry? o_O

There are exceptions with bananas, but you won;t suffocate, I have air holes in there ya know.

Ronnie is almost allergic-like to bananas! D:

allergic-like?

He'll get really allergic-like around them XD

X3

*Ronnie catches a fever from the bananas*

*picks you up from coffin* sorry, i will place you in another

*feels fever-like symptoms* Errghhhh....that would be great.....

*puts cold wet towel over your forhead* you can rest in my coffin, with me, no banana. Don't worry, I do not do any funny business.

Sure, great...Zzzzzzzz...

The end!

And....CUT!~ Ronnie, get out of the coffin now.

Ronnie: Zzzzzzzzzz....

X3

Wolfy, please wake him up.

*Draclwolf snuggles close to Ronnie, also snoozing* X3

Me: *facepalms*

Ronnie: *snuggles with Draclwolf and cotinues sleeping*

*Draclwolf holds Ronnie close in coffin, wrapping him in cape*

I am having some typing problems, getting slower on the typing for this RP.

*Ronnie giggles and snugs*

Me: DOG OF HEAVEN! WAKE THEM UP PLEASE! THEY'RE WASTING FILM TIME!

But they look so cute snuggled up.

*facepalm* Could ANYONE wake them up!?

Why not you try?

Because I would probably make them both very angry.

BANANA!!! Cuz you can make creamy fattening shakes out of em <3

ANOTHER BANANA FAN! YAY! *hugs*

BLUEBERRY!!!!

And the third party enters the ring. X3

Milhouse: "Here comes the grapefruit!"

Grapefruit is good, i preffer just plain ordinary grapes. X3

What's the contest between the two? I must have context!

not really contest...
More like a debate.

Um... I'm not sure how to answer.

Eggplant has the cooler name, but banana wins for taste. So... *shrugs*

go for taste!

NOOOOOOO, NAMES ARE FOR LIFE.

Taste is what matters!

People look at names of food before taste. Names > Taste

if something doesn't taste good, then the name is pointless.

If the name sounds gross then they wouldn't even bother trying to taste it.

X3

Hey, it's true!

You know, at the restarant I work at, they serve a desert called the "fried banana". Tell me, do eggplants have their own desert?

Yes, it's called "Eggplant In Wolf Face". I've ordered one for you. >3

How about I be like a banana and split from this attack?
*shoots banana cannon* FIRE!

*matrixes the banana cannon* You forgot your dessert!! *chases after you with the Eggplant In Wolf Face*

*continues to shoot, backing up*

*matrix dodge and dives on you with the Eggplant In Wolf's Face*

*blocks with banana shield*

LOL. I used Banana Shield as a little animation in one of my tech class projects. XD

You're joking.

No, I'm serious! It was a Bowser vs. Bowser Jr animation in a SSBB stage, and Bowser used some sort of flame blast (o_o) and Bowser Jr reflected it with BANANA SHIELD!

Shows how evil Bowser Jr is.

That's original.

Very original. My entire class was hysterical over it. At least the computer boys were XD

I got one of the highest marks in my class for that animation

Good for you!

Thankies. Now...

EGGPLANT BLAST

*teleports behind....BANANA TORPEDO!

*the two collide and result in....BROCCOLI!*

YAY! I LOVE BROCCOLI!

Really?

Yup! With lots of salt!

Um....WHOA