I bid 20 Argonian dollars!

The exchange rate on that currency is terrible!

Fine, I bid 22 !

Tempted because everyone already calls me Dizzy, but I have my own Dizzy!

Well you can be dizzie and dizzy

All hail our new salamander overlords!

Damn right!

back when I was a child, we had some newts one was named Houdini because he always escaped. sadly someone should have told him staying in the tank was safer.

Noooo, but we love her :( :( :(

Trade me your soul and she's yours to give back to me >:3

I'll take that deal

sold!

You didn't even make an offer!

such a shame! D:

The salamander army must move on! >:3

Noooo, stop the horde!

Hmmm, what are you asking for her?

http://aussiememes.com.au/media/cre.....ow-about-1.jpg

I'm not giving you anywhere near that unless it involves a nuclear bomb and liquid hot magma

You all realize it's April 1st, right?

No Salamanders for you!

owo

Aaaaawwwww :(

I'm gonna miss the drown woof; I hope she finds a good home Dizz

The salamander will be the best you won't even miss her. But you'll join the army soon!

I will miss the Woof but I will accept your new Fursona as a Salamander

Sometimes I'm too Empathic at times *Smacks my head against the wall (but not really)*

Anyways I'll wait patiently to see your new Fursona. Are you gonna switch to another account for your new Fursona?

FluffyShutterbug probably answered this best above

HEYYY A FELLOW SALAMANDER!

Also i know this is a april fools joke, but i still wanna see more salamander buddies ;-;

The army will march on, soon all will bow to the salamander overlords <3

All shalt bow to our kind!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27265732/

I kinda caved X3 <3