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Dog fuckers say the funniest things! <3
16 years ago
I always like to share with my watchers when I recieve a particularly lulz filled note from someone. It makes it even funnier when its a dog fucker, because they're inherently amusing anyway.
Feast your eyes!
Have you ever heard of a private message? How would you even know I have sex with my dogs? You don't. Theres no proof of it online anywhere so you can quit making accusations that will go nowhere. Wait your listening to a kid who is 19 years old who just donen't happen to like me because he's an idiot. I don't care if you think you know animals after working at an ANIMAL SHELTER for 9 years... What do you do? CLean cages and scoop up poop? and look at the fucking animals? Go to college and actually get educated. And don't pull the grammar nazi shit on me faggot. I'm not that lame it's the fuckin internet for a reason.
You have to be one of the biggest fucktards so I'm gonna leave your post up on my page and submission. So that everyone will see how much of an idiot you really are.
Which I very much appreciate it, far from making ME look like an idiot, it shows his own ignorance extremely well. I have nothing to be ashamed of, here is the post;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/254...../#cid:19242277
Who are you to dictate that a dog should never be dominate over its owner, nobody. You are not god and you have no right to tell someone what is right or is wrong.
Can anyone find me a reputable, successful, professional dog trainer who doesn't think that your dog being the dominant one in the relationship is wrong? Anyone? Like most animal rapers, this person knows NOTHING about animal behaviour and thinks its cruel to discipline a dog, and that its fine for the dog to be the alpha. I can't wait until he gets forcefully put in his place like the omega he is, preferably with a bite to the face.
You smoke weed buddy? You fuckin break the law? Shut the fuck up with your hippy ass bullshit. You wouldn't know the first thing about being a hippy or someone who know's anything about rights. You couldn't fight your way out of a cardboard box.
Im really REALLY still trying to figure out what this means.
First I have 'hippy ass bullshit', then in the next line I 'don't know anything about being a hippy'. Which is it?
And who ever said I was a hippy? Weed smoking does not a hippy make. I think theres a bit more to it than that.
Also, yeah, I smoke weed. Its not illegal everywhere , for the record. And, unlike dog fucking, doesn't harm anyone else on this earth, much less a non consenting being. If he thinks the legality of dog fucking is what makes me oppose it, he's kinda missing the point.
I think a cop would take an animal fucker a bit more seriously than someone smoking a bit of puff in the privacy of their own home. I mean, who would you rather live next door to? Someone who smokes a bit of weed, or someone who wants to fuck your pets?
So yeah......
Your prolly such an ugly piece of shit that's why you have no real picture of yourself.
On the contrary. Im a camera whore and many pictures of me exist online. Its not hard to find them; I have a well stocked myspace, facebook, my website has a few. Theres even a few in my FA gallery, but not as much as this guy would like, apparently. Probably because FA is, y'know, not myspace and not the place for mugshots.
Your like the rest of the ugly furries on the internet who hide yourself behind your fucking lame ass fursona. Get with me at a convention sometime.
LMFAO. Yeah, I have nothing better to do than go all the way to america to meet up with an animal rapist at a fucking FURRY convention. Jesus christ....
Im also pretty happy that he thinks my fursona is 'lame ass', that means Im doing something right. I'd be pretty terrified and change her instantly if he found her hot....
Get with the cops and file a complaint you stupid fuck if you think I'm a dogfucker, your soarly mistaken. Seriously dood you know what I look like you know I got a banjo at every con I go to, and you can come find me and tell me what you think about it. You fucking nerd ass pansy piece of shit lol =]
So guys, my USA friends who DO go to cons, look out for someone with a banjo and a sexually abused dog on a bit of string. Then fuck him up the arse.
Go ahead and publically share this shit with your fucking e buddies.
Thankyou, I believe I shall!
Anyone who is a fucking close minded prick like you can come fucking say it to my face.
Or, y'know, not bother spending my own money to go visit a screwed up child on the other side of the world.
Your 26 years old go get a fucking life outside of the internet faggot. You must be a social retard to still be working in an animal shelter after 9 something years you fucking loser, go to college than maybe just maybe you can move out your moms house. Peace broski ^^
Im very confused by several things here.
Firstly, I don't work at a rescue center. I RUN a rescue center. A small rescue center. I don't even have 'staff'. I run it all myself, with my own money in my own property.
Secondly, even if I DID work at an animal shelter....is that something to be ashamed of? I'd be pretty fucking proud to be working at a shelter helping animals. Better than stacking shelves in walmart, eh buddy? But I guess helping animals is lame, whereas fucking them is totally NOT 'lame ass'.
Whats interesting, is that he initially accused me of 'obviously not having worked with animals' because I didn't approve of him letting rover hump him. I mentioned that, in fact, I have and still do work closely with animals. So he turns around and says 'WORKING WITH ANIMALS IS LAME!!!!'
This person is a complete mindfuck. I don't think he actually knows what he wants.....other than throbbing red rocket, of course.
But alas, I don't work at a shelter. I work in vet nursing instead.
The college statement also confuses me. I went to college for 6 years, and have 2 qualifications, one of which secured my job in vet nursing.
I think it might be a little more sad to be 27 and still be in college at this point instead of working 2 jobs and running an animal sactuary.
I also literally LOL'd when called a social retard by someone who wants to fuck dogs and talks endlessly about furry conventions.
And then he ended with some LMAO try-hard comment about harming rats, obviously to try and upset me. Unfortunately, the day a dog fucker has the social standing to say anything that even remotely upsets me rather than amuses the absolute silly shit out of me, is the day I throw myself in a river.
YOU ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS and you try to tell me I have a fucked up social life and am 'sad'. At least I can secure a HUMAN sex partner rather than having to rely on one that can't say no.
Thought you guys might get a kick out of it, not just because its a butthurt animal rapist, which is always WIN, but its one who produces the most random, nonsensical, made up, poorly worded responses I've seen for a while.
Missed this.
Feast your eyes!
Have you ever heard of a private message? How would you even know I have sex with my dogs? You don't. Theres no proof of it online anywhere so you can quit making accusations that will go nowhere. Wait your listening to a kid who is 19 years old who just donen't happen to like me because he's an idiot. I don't care if you think you know animals after working at an ANIMAL SHELTER for 9 years... What do you do? CLean cages and scoop up poop? and look at the fucking animals? Go to college and actually get educated. And don't pull the grammar nazi shit on me faggot. I'm not that lame it's the fuckin internet for a reason.
You have to be one of the biggest fucktards so I'm gonna leave your post up on my page and submission. So that everyone will see how much of an idiot you really are.
Which I very much appreciate it, far from making ME look like an idiot, it shows his own ignorance extremely well. I have nothing to be ashamed of, here is the post;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/254...../#cid:19242277
Who are you to dictate that a dog should never be dominate over its owner, nobody. You are not god and you have no right to tell someone what is right or is wrong.
Can anyone find me a reputable, successful, professional dog trainer who doesn't think that your dog being the dominant one in the relationship is wrong? Anyone? Like most animal rapers, this person knows NOTHING about animal behaviour and thinks its cruel to discipline a dog, and that its fine for the dog to be the alpha. I can't wait until he gets forcefully put in his place like the omega he is, preferably with a bite to the face.
You smoke weed buddy? You fuckin break the law? Shut the fuck up with your hippy ass bullshit. You wouldn't know the first thing about being a hippy or someone who know's anything about rights. You couldn't fight your way out of a cardboard box.
Im really REALLY still trying to figure out what this means.
First I have 'hippy ass bullshit', then in the next line I 'don't know anything about being a hippy'. Which is it?
And who ever said I was a hippy? Weed smoking does not a hippy make. I think theres a bit more to it than that.
Also, yeah, I smoke weed. Its not illegal everywhere , for the record. And, unlike dog fucking, doesn't harm anyone else on this earth, much less a non consenting being. If he thinks the legality of dog fucking is what makes me oppose it, he's kinda missing the point.
I think a cop would take an animal fucker a bit more seriously than someone smoking a bit of puff in the privacy of their own home. I mean, who would you rather live next door to? Someone who smokes a bit of weed, or someone who wants to fuck your pets?
So yeah......
Your prolly such an ugly piece of shit that's why you have no real picture of yourself.
On the contrary. Im a camera whore and many pictures of me exist online. Its not hard to find them; I have a well stocked myspace, facebook, my website has a few. Theres even a few in my FA gallery, but not as much as this guy would like, apparently. Probably because FA is, y'know, not myspace and not the place for mugshots.
Your like the rest of the ugly furries on the internet who hide yourself behind your fucking lame ass fursona. Get with me at a convention sometime.
LMFAO. Yeah, I have nothing better to do than go all the way to america to meet up with an animal rapist at a fucking FURRY convention. Jesus christ....
Im also pretty happy that he thinks my fursona is 'lame ass', that means Im doing something right. I'd be pretty terrified and change her instantly if he found her hot....
Get with the cops and file a complaint you stupid fuck if you think I'm a dogfucker, your soarly mistaken. Seriously dood you know what I look like you know I got a banjo at every con I go to, and you can come find me and tell me what you think about it. You fucking nerd ass pansy piece of shit lol =]
So guys, my USA friends who DO go to cons, look out for someone with a banjo and a sexually abused dog on a bit of string. Then fuck him up the arse.
Go ahead and publically share this shit with your fucking e buddies.
Thankyou, I believe I shall!
Anyone who is a fucking close minded prick like you can come fucking say it to my face.
Or, y'know, not bother spending my own money to go visit a screwed up child on the other side of the world.
Your 26 years old go get a fucking life outside of the internet faggot. You must be a social retard to still be working in an animal shelter after 9 something years you fucking loser, go to college than maybe just maybe you can move out your moms house. Peace broski ^^
Im very confused by several things here.
Firstly, I don't work at a rescue center. I RUN a rescue center. A small rescue center. I don't even have 'staff'. I run it all myself, with my own money in my own property.
Secondly, even if I DID work at an animal shelter....is that something to be ashamed of? I'd be pretty fucking proud to be working at a shelter helping animals. Better than stacking shelves in walmart, eh buddy? But I guess helping animals is lame, whereas fucking them is totally NOT 'lame ass'.
Whats interesting, is that he initially accused me of 'obviously not having worked with animals' because I didn't approve of him letting rover hump him. I mentioned that, in fact, I have and still do work closely with animals. So he turns around and says 'WORKING WITH ANIMALS IS LAME!!!!'
This person is a complete mindfuck. I don't think he actually knows what he wants.....other than throbbing red rocket, of course.
But alas, I don't work at a shelter. I work in vet nursing instead.
The college statement also confuses me. I went to college for 6 years, and have 2 qualifications, one of which secured my job in vet nursing.
I think it might be a little more sad to be 27 and still be in college at this point instead of working 2 jobs and running an animal sactuary.
I also literally LOL'd when called a social retard by someone who wants to fuck dogs and talks endlessly about furry conventions.
And then he ended with some LMAO try-hard comment about harming rats, obviously to try and upset me. Unfortunately, the day a dog fucker has the social standing to say anything that even remotely upsets me rather than amuses the absolute silly shit out of me, is the day I throw myself in a river.
YOU ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS and you try to tell me I have a fucked up social life and am 'sad'. At least I can secure a HUMAN sex partner rather than having to rely on one that can't say no.
Thought you guys might get a kick out of it, not just because its a butthurt animal rapist, which is always WIN, but its one who produces the most random, nonsensical, made up, poorly worded responses I've seen for a while.
Missed this.
This guy is just......its like he's just raging and mashing the keyboard in anger, hoping something relevent and worth saying comes out. Sadly, no signs as yet.
But I HATE the way that you say furry to anyone and they instantly associate it with dog fucking, flaunting one's sexual kinks for everyone to see, having no social skills and being a general retard. Because people like the guy in my journal back that up.
He's a sign of everything that is wrong with furry.
I always thought clayton was cool. I never saw him 'troll' anyone who wasn't asking for it.
That, and you have animal genitalia as your featured picture, so you could just, y'know, fuck off right now.
They are so misinformed on animal behavior XD
:)
"Stupid mind fuckers"
Indeed.
What?
I've saved countless animals, and much prefer animals to humans. Hence why I hate those humans who sexually abuse them for their own pleasure.
But I don't really care what you think of me.
and, um... yea. o_o
NO-ONE could know less about animals than dog fuckers.
Im not tooting my own horn, but I've worked with animals closely for my entire adult life. I have a very good knowledge on them and their behaviour especially, as behaviour is what I specialise in.
If dog fuckers knew anything about animal behaviour, they would not fuck dogs. Simple as.
I love that, you running a rescue center is lame... lol, yea because he probably lived in his mom's basement.
not past tense.
*bows*
if his dog doesn't bite his face off, maybe it happens like a story I overheard of a guy who made his dog come in all the way including the knot, then the dog startled from something and managed to rip out his thang... 'poor' guy was in his own world of pain for quite a while.
try to explain THAT to the ER! ^_^
Thanks for sharing. I think you might have made my day. 8D
In any case, I lol'd.
Wonderful retard.
And his retort 'You're ugly and retarded'
So basically you're only cool and attractive if you think screwing animals is cool and want to jump his bones in a dogsuit.
Brilliant.
I do foster and rescue for animals. If you're a vet nurse and YOU'RE not educated, I must have dropped out of school at kindergarten! ;) This dude needs to get a life.
Submission deleted.
Of everything.
My absolute favourite line, "it's the fuckin internet for a reason."
mind you, your retorts help with the pain that was being inflicted. Nice one though.
Dog fuckers... seriously. They should be put in prison and become someone's BITCH.
I appologize for his behavior...
oh and what the hell does smoking weed have to do with anything?!
and beastiality (sp?) os sickening and cruel :<... I can't belive somone would do that..
you are a warrior poet and bringer of the whoop-ass.
and kudos for running an animal rescue clinic!
Wow... why is it that the retarded always speak the loudest? ~Shakes head~
I have never understood how a "real" animal (of any sort) can be found sexually attractive by a human being... it makes my brain hurt to even try.
But having said that, I do think it might be a sexual preference, like pedophilia. And like pedophilia, its a harmful, damaging, abusive, non-consenting one. So while I think there is the possibility that dog fuckers can't help the feelings they have for animals, they can certainly help acting on them.
I don't mind what they do in their own heads, what they fantasize about, but they should keep it to that alone. I don't even mind people who fantasize about pedophilia in their own heads. Sure, I find it a bit wtf, but if they're not actually hurting anyone, its not a problem to me.
Thing is, when you have a kink like that which is socially unacceptable, and rightfully so as its abusive and non-consentual, you have to accept that you're not allowed to take it beyond fantasy, and if you do, expect people to be appalled.
The problem with dog fuckers is that they don't respect that, and they go around proudly declaring their kink to the world, then wondering why people give them abuse back.
At least most pedos have the manners to keep their sick kink to themselves and not tell everyone about it.
But for some reason, dog fuckers like to shout it from the roof tops.
And I've yet to meet one who actually had the first clue about animal behaviour. They're all completely clueless about it, which is probably why they can justify to themselves what they do.
Well as far as pedos go it's a bit more widely known that this behavior is unacceptable and is regularly in the news with the offender being placed into jail and punishment being served. Whereas with animal fuckers you rarely see that in the news because hell, lets face it no news channel / paper "really" wants to cover it. Well, that and it's a bit harder to get caught as the animal itself can't exactly go and say "Hey I think my owner is doing something he shouldn't" and that beastiallity sites are no where near as regulated or patrolled for as "child porn" sites are. Then you have the fact with all of the "anthro" "fantasy" porn you find around here those same animal fuckers flock to it thinking that "Hey, if they accept this... well that's a dog in that picture... fucking that other dog/cat/dragon/whatever.... and they both kind of look like humans too... maybe, just maybe this is a place where I can fit in because I fuck animals too!"
It's sad to say but this fandom is to animals fuckers what a bright red cherry lollipop is to a pedo.
anonymity and the internet affords most dog fuckers this 'cloak of invincibility'' to say as they please, with nothing more than the aytpical 'fuck you doghumper' or someone getting a case of internettoughguyitis. unfortunately, zoophilia is not a cause for the FBI or any intelligence agency to have any interest or concern in.
Pedophilia directly affects a child's welfare and mental health, whereas the consternation and confusion a human besets upon an animal is just small potatoes.
this 'solidarity in being anonymous' APPEALS to all sexual deviants; cubs, zoo, etc because it's not punishable by law...which is another reason the internet is a fucking disease. Unless you're a prior-charged felon being monitored, the average zoophile or pedophile isn't under surveillance *unless you've read 1984 one too many times.*
most zoophiles i've encountered on the internet have little or no clue to canine, equine, etc behavior. their logic is 'if he doesn't bite, he's consenting." seriously, what the fuck? dogs have been domesticated for nearly 10,000 years, horses even longer. They have a genetic predisposition in most cases, to be submissive. Dogs know who foots the bill, who feeds them, who accommodate them food, shelter and comfort. Its pure conjecture and bullshit to say that if your dog doesn't eat your face, he doesn't mind.
whats especially consternating, is the FA's stance on the subject;
"So long as no actual child or dog is harmed, we'll condone whatever these user's say, preach, espouse or draw."
Way to go FA.
Guess he couldn't handle getting pwned on the interwebs,seriously what possesses people to even think about boning an animal...and the fact that there are idiots messed up in the head enough to defend it really grinds my gears.
Especially love how he tried to argue that working in an animal shelter and managing a rescue center means you somehow have no life....lol talk about fail.
and second
GODDAMN!
third, the motherfucker LOL I MEAN DOGFUCKER is a goddamn hypocrite. He's sitting there saying
" You smoke weed buddy? You fuckin break the law? Shut the fuck up with your hippy ass bullshit. You wouldn't know the first thing about being a hippy or someone who know's anything about rights. You couldn't fight your way out of a cardboard box."
When his Journal is saying "Thing i like to do when i get baked" LMAO WTF honestly
screen capping that shit.
Is anything at all happening to the guy that wrote all that at you? He seriously sounds like a very horrible, awful person and I would not trust any of my animals with him, EVER.
He basically left a comment mocking those who call him a dog fucker, then one claiming that we all must be arseholes to be taking the piss out of a 'disabled person'.
I asked him what he meant by that since, other than being perhaps mentally disabled, I had no idea what he was talking about so far as the concept of disability pertaining to HIM.
Someone else told me the guy had recently been hit by a truck or something and I think I said 'karma's a bitch' or something, then that was it.
Earlier this evening, the admin Chase noted me to tell me I'd recieved a warning about this journal, and all traces of the person's name had been removed from it, hence why there might be some bits missing here now.
I never actually mentioned the guys name when I first posted this; another fur guessed and I simply confirmed it. I deliberately DIDN'T mention his name when I posted it because I just tend not to do that. Its more fun for other people to find out themselves.
But I was kinda peeved at it being implied IM the one who needed a warning here, when I didn't really do anything other than confirm the guy's username in response to another fur who asked. So I asked Chase if he had considered also issuing a warning to the guy in question, considering the note he sent me and the usage of words like 'faggot'.
Chase said he is currently looking into it. I guess that means at best, the guy will get a warning, as I did, and that'll probably be that.
But he's still very much around, and very much active, and still abusing other people via his journals as we speak, but he hasn't had much to do with me short of the comments this afternoon.
Im guessing he maybe realises I can beat his arse in an argument on this subject, and is backing off so he doesn't look quite so stupid. I dunno. But good riddence to him. Its just a shame he can't be banned, we really don't need dogfuckers here.
Some of the aforementioned issues have been brought up in a LJ community, which is how I found out about the whole thing. Alla' this stuff gets me worked up because I love animals and I really hate it when people abuse them with the pretext that they're doing it 'out of love'. It just breaks my heart because the animal really can't do or say shit about it. Ugh!
From what I've heard, there are people who fuck their dogs, then don't understand why their dogs stop listening to them and become defiant. THAT IS WHY!
Man...some people are fucking stupid. Good job for stickin' it to him. And, as other people have said, awesome for you to run a shelter! My gf wants to do a pomeranian rescue in the future when we have money (there's an abundance of them in shelters around my area...and chihuahuas), and I want to foster dogs and puppies some day from kill shelters and give them a better chance at finding homes. Rock on!