Shower Thoughts 5/9

One liners I like from http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com

The most unrealistic thing about Guardians of the Galaxy is that Peter didn’t break his headphones for 30+ years

Being mildly attractive is the best deal you can get. It gives you all the benefits that come with being attractive, without the problems that come from being super-attractive

People are a lot like smoke alarms. Normally they are fine but if you trigger them they are loud and annoying, and usually wrong

Antarctica only has a northern coast

Little kids have so much energy because they’re constantly draining it from their parents

The person right in front of you is also the person furthest behind you

Men may never know the pain of childbirth, but women will never know the pain of finding out the child they’ve been raising isn’t their own

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small

Who would have thought that Bill Cosby would be end up in prison and Ice Cube would end up making family friendly movies

The Smell Of Cotton Candy Has Gone From “There Must Be A Carnival Nearby” to “Who’s The Douche Who’s Vaping?”

A man shouldn’t say anything to a woman online or in a club that he wouldn’t want a man saying to him in prison.

Never play the ‘the floor is lava’ game with a Hawaiian… they’re much more experienced than the rest of us

We all know that the smell of cut grass is a plant hormone indicating distress. Maybe the reason that humans think it smells good is that it indicates an area of heavy grazing and therefore prey

There aren’t any female breakfast cereal mascots

You can tell a lot about someone’s character based off of where they leave their shopping carts at the grocery store