When you got it, you got it.

hehe I'm still older than you guy.

I attract old people!!

With all the Dinos and Unicorns you draw you're likely attracted to them too!

I attract middle-aged women who need a man to care for them, and young boys & girls who want a daddy for the same reason.

MGTOW forever: https://youtu.be/cEuU64Zt4B0

Me too!

Wait... why am I celebrating this...

Because it's Chinese New Year and the Chinese people respect their elders!

Bwaaahahahaha!!! So Now you see what Women go through on a Near Daily Basis!

Seriously though, That is pretty F-ed up! Still.....you have an Obvious Admirer, for what ever that's worth.
Bahhhhh 49 is Kid's Play Bro...... wait a couple more years.....

I don't want my bewbs to sag!!

........but it's gonna happen Sunshine!

I don't know though, they say if you work out and stay Tone's that you don't get that. But draggy wouldn't know anything about that....my only work out these day's is arm curling Cold Beer!

"Now you see what Women go through on a Near Daily Basis!"

Does it come with de facto military exemption, cradle-to-grave welfare, the ability to make money just by showing cleavage, and a host of other social and financial advantages that we never call by name?

Time for that Latin lovin'!

I don't think it was has Latin....

Well, grats!

Only in my dreams do I attract that sort of thing, and... I... think they're Succubi...

LOL!!!

Nawwwww..........That cannot be true!

"That one? She'll suck you by ten if you buy her tequila."

0.0 ....... Viscous!

Been there, done that.

Went to the bath-house in Dallas a few months ago with my friend (who's half my age), and I got stares and a little more attention from other guys there. This, because I eat right and keep my fitness up as well. Flattering experience, but I'm never going back to that place merely on the basis of hygiene.

Some guys age like fine wine, m'friend!

I don't have equipment to walk around a bathhouse....

Neither do 90% of the guys who go to them. There's a reason these men show up at a place where anonymous, ready sex is available to anyone who shows up. I didn't know that when I went there, but I do now. Thus the disinclination to go back...

It's kinda frightening to fuck and go...

Yep. There's stuff out there that'll scare the Penicillin back up into the syringe. But my friend wanted to show me the bathhouse, so I went along with him to try something new. He's been going back at least once a month or so despite my reminding him that, even though he's in his mid-20s, biological threats don't discriminate by age.

Well when your like us and we grew up when AIDS was killing people and they didn't even have a name for it.


Sex is like fire it can only be used properly without causing ruin and pain.

^ This x infinity.

Theres a term now used at various furry cons on folks like that...'Bug collectors' , and yes, its like the description . I was shocked hearing folks at MFF saying that they were HIV positive but still looking for sex.

Yeah, "bug chasers" they're called in certain quarters. These individuals of questionable brain activity believe that having the "high five" is part of gay identity because: reasons.

That to me is like somebody going to a con saying "Oh I hope I catch a sexually transmitted disease that is potentially life threatening because I am proud of my lifestyle choice!"


What if it was instead losing a vital body part or an amputation? "Ohhh!! Jizzfoxx got his right leg amputated! That lucky bastard! I only lost a thumb!"

We live in a culture in which victimhood is a claim on the industry and resources of others. It gained a name in the 80s, which has now become an unforgivable slander because it encapsulates this lifestyle choice: Welfare Queen.

Since then, the diversity of those who make a living by increasing their incompetence and using the "safety net" as a hammock has only increased, now that it's common knowledge that being a worthless loser can be a career so long as "victim" comes with it. Thus the rise of professional victims like Shaun "Talcum X" King, Anita Sarkeesian, Rachel Dolezal (or whatever she's calling herself this week) and the rest. People have weaponized victim status.

Our veterans are dying from neglect, as the VA created "death lists" to deny them treatment because it's cheaper to ignore a vet to death than to care for his ailments. At the same time, the most obese people in the nation are those in poverty, thanks to the glut of "safety net" money. And ya know what? Over 80% of people on welfare are women, while about that same amount of the homeless and forgotten are men.

Yup. I know a few furries on that 'professional victim' status. Several refuse to work, yet will howl the loudest if their tugboat is one minute late. One female artist I've known since the 80s, fully able to work, as is her husband. She popped a shitfit that her husband found a job that was going to give him 30 hours a week minimum and insisted that he only do 10 hours to maintain the welfare status. They have two kids and taught their kids to be welfare leeches as they got old enough. Both kids are married now, on welfare, claiming PTSD (yet neither one served in the military) and the youngest was recently on FB pushing a go-fund-me so he and his wife can buy an RV and tour the country and see places and people. They are only asking $50K to buy the RV!

Biggest waste of human DNA is the infamous Michael Hirtes, He's been on welfare since the early 90s, brags how his lifestyle is so wonderful cause he's "Suckered Uncle Sam" (Yet is the fandumbs biggest asshole troll with a good 2 dozen sock puppet accounts on Twitter just to troll.) I'd would to see him lose his welfare status, since he's actually physically capable to hold down a job. But he's in his late fifties now and hasn't worked a day in his life. But certainly can occupy twitter and various troll boards all day long.

I keep seeing links to various folks demanding that the Government pay their life styles, their sex change operations, their drugs and yet always have money to buy weed constantly. Where I struggle just to keep a roof over my head and some groceries. I have never once signed up for or accepted EBT/SNAP cards, or section 8 housing. (yet I deliver all the time to those lazy good for nothings in that section 8 housings and 9 out of 10 times, they reek of pot. ) I can't afford to see a doctor or dentist, yet if I was in section 8 housing, I easily could, same for Welfare. But God help our vets who wait MONTHS just to see a specialist or get badly needed treatment.

And on the homeless situation, I was briefly homeless, saw first hand what goes on. I can tell you that homeless families, even if they are homeless due to no drug/alcohol abuse. The women and children will be housed in a shelter. The fathers/husbands and older teen males (Over 16) are NOT permitted to stay with the spouse and kids. But stay at a overnights mens shelter where they are treated as criminals and rousted out of the shelter at 5AM (Regardless of weather) The one guy I met in a shelter lost his job, then his home. His wife and daughter were at the shetlers and able to stay inside when it was minus 15 outside, But he was forced out at 5AM. IF he was lucky, he MIGHT get a piss poor breakfast at some local church that day, and at night a poor dinner that ranked with perhaps Southern Forced labor camp prison fare. Nightly there was nonstop arguing, swearing and yelling in the men's shelter and theft of personal items. Which is why in the summer months, most rather sleep outside to avoid the bullshit! Of the men I met, at least half were drug users/ alcoholics and chronically stoned/drunk. and most were ex-cons or maintaining a petty thief life style. Which explained why they were treated as if convicts. Cause most were. I'd say , least from the three shelters I stayed at maybe 20-25% were just trying to get a roof over their head and even a job, just to get out of that nightmare.

Heh... yeah. Where is this "patriarchy" we're supposed to be living in, where men have all the authority and privilege? Because I want to live there.

Any person who believes that I am a “misogynist” is free to hold whatever opinion s/he chooses. However, I encourage that person to spend a few years working with what we call "at-risk" kids, as I have done. Work with poor children and listen to the stories their mothers tell of heartbreak, betrayal, abandonment and abuse. You’d think the world is inherently hateful toward women… if that’s as far as you investigate. But as we all learn early in life, there’s a problem with getting all of one’s information from only one side of a story. Listen to their side, and believe them, but understand that people tell tales which flatter them—and those with particularly unflattering tales give shorter versions than they should.

But also look at their kitchen trash & count the empty wine cooler bottles & Marlboro cartons. Check around the back door for the mountain of cigarette butts. Notice the 76” television with digital cable in the living room full of moldy, bug-eaten furniture, bowls & plates full of old food remains. Sometimes there will even be an unemployed boyfriend with a shaved head, scars and tattoos sleeping on the couch. Note the size of the house: where are the single mothers huddling with their hungry kids in a poorly-heated, one bedroom apartment? This ostensible victim of society lives in a four-bedroom, two bath multi-level better than you and I can afford on our honest wages. The cupboards are full of food & the fridge is stocked better than ours—either from the local food kitchens or the myriad grocery stores which accept EBT/WIC.

If you can, talk to their landlords and hear the despair in their voices about lost property values, and the resignation that they’re going to have to write off the loss as an act of charity. Then check with the water, power or gas company & see how many times mom’s been delinquent. Sure, there’s always plenty of beer money, but the light bill can be ignored because it’s only second notice.

Spend some time to find out how many different programs they’ve been on: “public assistance,” TANF, Medicaid, WIC, food stamps, section 8 housing, respite care, local food kitchens, religious charities, youth mentoring programs, Social Security (most often their kids’), and occasionally child support payments squeezed from their ex-husband or “baby-daddy” if they’re lucky enough to remember or find him. Notice that their kids’ ages are often 4-5 years apart; so many state and government programs cut off at age five. Listen to them advertise their debts using diminutives and passive voice (“It’s only $200, if I could get that paid off…”). Learn the unique definitions of words (“I know my credit’s bad because I spent the money on entertainment instead of bills, but I need somebody who understands!”) as used by these throngs of women. It's impossible not to conclude that some of these women are intentionally breeding new human beings so they can extend their own tenure on the dole.

Then look at the women themselves: the obesity, the tattoos, the facial-piercings, the hair and fingernails which require weekly touch-ups at the salon, the cell phones & tablets they use to download music & movies and talk with girlfriends—which they got so they could “job hunt” and “go to school.” Listen to the complaints that they don’t get enough “help” with their lives. And listen with awe as they say, “There’s nothin’ I wouldn’t do for my kids!” while the kids are desperate for a moment of attention. Listen to her stories about how her brother, her ex, or some random person molested one of the kids and notice how—despite how many different ones tell the tale—she "never knew" he (or she--women molest as well) would be like that. It’s always some other person, no matter what or when she knew, no matter the gulf of distance and time. It’s never, ever, her fault.

Finally, you’ll process all this information and conclude that the old stereotype of the valiant, struggling single mother is no longer valid. It’s as unfounded as the lazy Mexican or greedy Jew—and just as destructive, but from the other direction. That’s when you’ll be accused of not caring enough, of hating women, of being intolerant and “hypocritical” (by people who don’t know what that word means). That’s when the accusations of “men do it too!” come out, even though men categorically lack anywhere near the social and financial support these women enjoy.

Hey, its a good thing to still be able to get the STARE. The flattery is worth the creepy factor.

And I still get asked for my ID sometimes when I'm buying booze:

"My ID? Do I look under 21?"

"Sorry sir. Its a requirement. We have to ID anyone who looks under 30."

"Do I look under 30? Fk'nn Sweet!"

Hell, at this point, might as well remember that line and give it a shot. Not like I have anything else going on.

"Sir, we're required to card anyone who looks under 30."

"... I love you. You're getting a big tip tonight."

Heh. Good one.

So a Lexus is your price hmmmmmm???? *slow eyebrow waggle*

a Lexus? someone might be a fluffy fan.

Damn straight!!

He is the Mexican Godzilla!~!

The Guadala-horror!

How did Alex get older than me?
Oh wait I can comment now!
I'll be 49 in May.
HI-5's

49 in June here... how did so many of us from the 70's get snared in furry?

I got one answer - Disco, Fucking Disco music...

Get your filthy paws off me, you damn ABBA!

rofl

Im showing up with a lexus and lube :p. This is what happens when you put a value on your butt :) also im only barely bi so probably not on my todoo list.

Did you also pop a chubbie at him? Waggle it to get extra attention? Maybe squeek a lil fart for excitement? Pull a Peter Griffin and lick your own manly tit?

Don't encourage them, dear...

its Alex...he's our bitch!

the only stares I get are the GTFO-stare-of-DOOM from anyone I happen to be enar at the time...

and I'm only 4 years younger than you are...

*snorts his drink laughing* "Ohhh god...I shouldn't laugh..but, I'm laughing. And kudos to your standards dude...though, yeah. I wouldn't for a rando..I couldn't it just..irks me..like honestly makes me feel slimy at that thought

Still got a few years on ya man.. Get to a con sometime so we can gab. :)

I would love to see you again bud but money is tight atm.
I hope you are doing well.

Well, at least even a gay dude looks at your attractiveness.

I'm so ugly even a gay person don't want me. Years ago, a co-worker said he wanted to get me a girl. I said that I'm so ugly a gay guy wouldn't even want me. So we went to a person we work with and asked him, if he would date me (hypothetically). He had this look on his face like his answer would hurt me. I told him that I know the answer and that I won't be hurt.

So, he shook his head no and I looked at my friend and said, "See?" I'm even good enough for the same sex.

Also, I thought you were much younger than me. I'll be 44 soon. (and still hasn't been on one date yet)

The oldest I got was 46, and I got married at 46.

Then I had to go back home so they de-aged me to 41.

IF it wasn't for the snow on my chin, I would pass for twenty-seven.

So many old people whoa also, Make him work for the booty.

I think I do attract the elderly (my people)

Fair enough! I am still using the perks of looking like a young adult thanks to being only 1.54m