I'm announcing my candidacy for the Furry Writers' Guild presidency. As it's unlikely anyone else will be masochistic enough to pursue this office, I'll go ahead and debate myself.

Pros-

I do strongly believe in the FWG mission: to promote and elevate anthropomorphic fiction.
Well over a decade of experience moderating forums, with many years of experience particular to the FWG.
Reasonably level-headed.
I will usher in an age of despair that will last a thousand-thousand years.
Flexible schedule and bribe pricing.

Cons-

I forget things.
Couldn't code my way out of a wet paper bag.
So, so lazy.
A bit goofier than would be good for anyone involved.

Vote Dwale FWG President for 2019: "Better Than No One"