Changed my friend's gmailchat name out of kindness <3

http://www.uniqlo.jp/uniqlock/

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me: there was this one time at 1:00 am when all the dancers were just kind of sleeping in the station

tofu: normal'd
because subways stop running at 1:00 :3.
"SHITTOOOO"
"i guess we slep here"
:3
only if you stop at the akihabara station. actually, they'd be
"not anime gurlz not interst lul"
"__ is my waifu" etc

me: wat :c

tofu: wat
you don't know
all the otakus are like
"(insert favorite anime girl) is my wife" etc

me: THIS ONE TIME, CHIYO CHAN

tofu: yeah haha

me: is my wife

tofu: NO
TOO YOUNG
AM IT IRREGAL

me: not to japanes

tofu: even to japans peopl
haha :(
yotsuba ->
"she's only 6"
"perfect"
hentai of yotsuba ->

me: ^____^_^_^_^^_^
yotsuba and her dad
hentai go

tofu: proves that not even little kids are safe
i bet there is

me: or with giant
orz

tofu: orz
penis the size of yotsuba
"WOW"
-> etc

me: ->
sunflowers

tofu: ==>
8==yotsuba==8

me: .....
not talking to you anymore

tofu: :3.
WAT
WHY
hateyou