Bad Idea #39: Dangling Amongst the Electrodes
16 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
To move is to suffer.
There is a bull. He's nude. He's bound, but not fixed solidly in place. He can move a little bit, but it's Very Bad Idea for him to move. He's on all fours or bent over or otherwise arranged so that his scrotum hangs down and there is nothing of him in the way from ahead, behind, or below.
There are also electric cattle prods. One is sticking up, with the electrodes under his scrotum. Another is ahead of his scrotum. Another is behind. There might even be a couple more, one to the left and one to the right. All are energized, but none are touching... yet.
If the bull stays very very still, his balls won't swing into contact and he won't get a nasty shock. It's a bit cool so his scrotum is up and close to his body. In a corner of the image, maybe in an inset, we see gloved hand (with claws sticking out of the fingers of the glove) turning a thermostat up. It's going to get warm. Maybe even hot. A bit higher than 85 F or about 30 C, perhaps.
Gee, what will happen when it warms up? His scrotum might relax... all the way down to touch that cattle prod underneath. And the shock will make him jerk and twitch.. and his balls will swing into contact with the other prods and there'll more jerking and twitching and shocking. It'll be a vicious cycle. And a painful one.
Oh, you brought popcorn? Good idea. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show... once it starts. There's no telling just when that will be.
To move is to suffer.
There is a bull. He's nude. He's bound, but not fixed solidly in place. He can move a little bit, but it's Very Bad Idea for him to move. He's on all fours or bent over or otherwise arranged so that his scrotum hangs down and there is nothing of him in the way from ahead, behind, or below.
There are also electric cattle prods. One is sticking up, with the electrodes under his scrotum. Another is ahead of his scrotum. Another is behind. There might even be a couple more, one to the left and one to the right. All are energized, but none are touching... yet.
If the bull stays very very still, his balls won't swing into contact and he won't get a nasty shock. It's a bit cool so his scrotum is up and close to his body. In a corner of the image, maybe in an inset, we see gloved hand (with claws sticking out of the fingers of the glove) turning a thermostat up. It's going to get warm. Maybe even hot. A bit higher than 85 F or about 30 C, perhaps.
Gee, what will happen when it warms up? His scrotum might relax... all the way down to touch that cattle prod underneath. And the shock will make him jerk and twitch.. and his balls will swing into contact with the other prods and there'll more jerking and twitching and shocking. It'll be a vicious cycle. And a painful one.
Oh, you brought popcorn? Good idea. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show... once it starts. There's no telling just when that will be.
http://www.enasco.com/product/Z08786N
aka, you can force a human to ejaculate with it on occation..
however it doesn't have a temp. probe on it's tip. so if you use it alot you can cause burns inside.
Im going to guess its a along the lines of volts/hertz/resistance that varies in various sized bodies. I have a useless degree in electronic engineering (took it in college, near the end decided i didnt want to do it for a living), I should put that to a test plan and see...
Oh, damn that's cruel on epic evil levels! poor, poor bull/horse/victim. At leasts his testicals will go numb after a while...i think...
im definetly know Ni-Luiku would laugh her oversized ass off at the sight
i can't think of anything else to say, but WOW. i'm definetly not gonna tick you off anytime soon.^^ *Cowers in a corner, sucking his thumb*
And what if the great artist... is female?
I know! I would trap her lover in a vice-like situation! That outta get her to talk! Ha! I'm a geniusssh XP!