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Hi friends of  betelguese!
This is  likeshine, stealing his login.
Unfortunately BJ didn't get to say goodbye before he had to leave, because there was a lot of craziness involving my birthday party, and a lot of houseguests too.
He'll be gone for about a month. There is no internet access in that mexican prison i sent him to, y'see.
If there is anything very important he needs to know about, Note me please. I'll pass the messages along.
And he asked me to ask you guys to "please not forget him" and I'm also supposed to say "boobs".
love,
~shine~
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Okay well not EVERYONE, that is more a reference to that Customers Suck thing Shine reads on livejournal.
FA was down yesterday for what, 24 hours? And I'm already seeing the bitching and moaning about how incompetent the administration is, or LOL FA SUCKS and whatever.
Which made me think about the concept of patience. I don't think a lot of people have that personality trait. And hey, being dead, you learn the concept of fucking patience. I've 429 years dead, sweet christ on a triscuit!
Here's how I see it. FA provides a free service, right? It's like the effing furry Myspace. People come together, get to know each other, (fight alot), and that is awesome. Artists use it to do business. People use it to socialize.
When this free site goes down, I'm sorry, the only people I feel bad for are the people who buy the banner ads. They are losing money, right? And I do feel bad for the coders and administration who have to fix these unexpected problems, get bitched at for it, and i think a few of them as put their own money into this.
People freaking out over things not working doesn't just apply to the Internet, of course. It's all over the place.
Like, at work, my show does not go on "no matter what". Sometimes we down shows. Sometimes people get hurt, or in a few instances, the stage could be on fire. People will be blatantly nasty and rude, and personally attack people (usually the Ride and Show team members) and there are fucking fire trucks backstage.
Do they want us to dance and sing and be effing merry while the stage is covered in flames? Sometimes things happen, situations occur that are out of people's control, and there really is no one to blame. It just fucking happens. It's just one of those things, right?
So why do people feel the need to cutthroat, get nasty, and just plain ruin someone's day over a situation that's out of their control?
Like, when the ride breaks down. likeshine did her time at rides in our park. Do you know how many times she's been sweared at, threatened, (and spit on once) just because of a mechanical issue or a safety issue with the ride she worked at? Is she a technician? Did she bust out onto the ride track with a wrench and destroy the buss bar?
Or, the other day at Target. YEAH GHOSTS GO TO TARGET. FREE SAMPLES OKAY. This lady was trying to return a bike, but she didn't have a receipt. The Target return policy is that you need a receipt to get cash back, but otherwise you would be given a gift card in that amount. The lady didn't have her receipt, and she was in the Target people's faces, screaming about how she just wanted her effing cash back, that she didn't want the gift card, that she found the bike cheaper somewhere else and wanted the cash to go buy it. The return policy was hanging on a huge sign above her head. Irony.
So displays like that, and many more, lead me to my next topic. Tolerance.
When did people start thinking saying nasty things and being outright rude to people is okay? Is it because of the internet? People say things on the internet that I wouldn't say to my worst enemy(sandworms), just because of the anonymity of words on a screen. I think that's carrying over to real life. How about a little more tolerance before flying off the handle all the time? Are we getting more, and more angry?
Have you seen little kids lately swearing at waiters in restaurants? Hell, the Target lady had her (no more than 13 year old) daughter with her, who had also adopted a very offensive posture and had a few nasty things to say to the employees.
WTH.
Sometimes I have said mean stuff. Lots of shit. I've made my fair share of mistakes (sorry, Patches) but I've also learned how to apologize. I'm never mean just for the sake of being mean. No matter who you're dealing with, be they alive or dead, they still have feelings. Try thinking about that every once and awhile, you know?
No matter where you say it, no matter what you type, someone is going to hear it or read it, and someone is going to be hurt.
If something breaks down and inconveniences you, suck it up.
If you didn't get your way? Suck it up!
Being nice is more likely to get you what you want than being an asshole.
You can be miserable and angry all the time, or you can just plain be happy.
Guess which one I am? If you're in the miserable group fucking brand yourself so we can know to stay away from you.
SORRY I JUST HAD TO RANT.
I'M OKAY, REALLY.
bewbs.
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Since my tour of Universal Orlando for Greg went over so well, I figured I would give you losers something similar.
A tour of my facility, hehehehe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o-w95hHJWs
Thanks again for embracing me, FA. You all are the shit. I wanted to get this done before I have to go away for a month or so.
and  spazkitty I SWEAR YOU'LL GET YOUR KIRIBAN BEFORE I GO .....
...... i suck.
Hearts and Farts,
~Beej~
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YEEEEEEEEEEAH I hit 1000 Watchers!
Thank you FA.
I'll have a proper commemoration of that moment for ya soon.
I need to drag likeshine to the Graveyard with me tomorrow to get that accomplished.
Now, some of you have already heard the news. I will not be attending Califur after all. I don't get to throw down at my own party, although I trust the ever capable  statiktrax and  tarnac to have a killer bash in my stead.
For those of you who know my Alive Guy counterpart, you'll know that things around the Graveyard especially have been rather rough lately.
So I've had to look outside the Graveyard to get my hours. Gotta keep likeshine in art supplies yanno. And sandwiches. Her friends keep telling her to eat a sammich :-P
For the month of May, and possibly longer, this will be my new home in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina:
http://www.hardrockpark.com/index3.php
I'll be emceeing a BMX stunt/demo show with some of my old friends from Citywalk.
Thoughts?
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wow I am at 997 Watchers.
Holy shit.
Not a bad number for a dead guy who does not draw on a furry art website, hehehehe.
I love you bunch of losers<3
So, What should I do to celebrate when/if I hit 1000?
Gimme ideas. Feasible ones if you want to see them pop up here at Fa.
Hahahaha.
AND GO.
edit: if you answered SMUG in response to my last journal, you were correct. I would have also accepted "taco" and "badger with teeth".
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Blah blah blah whatever
blah blah blah discuss
translation: Entertain me, internet!
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WE'RE BACK AND ALL MOVED IN.
didja miss me?
Are you sure?
I bet you did, and you just don't want to admit it.
I know you did.
...uh. You really did miss me, right?
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CALIFUR BOUND LOSERS, I need your attention ;)
Er, hi.
So, we had a fucking awesome party at FC, hosted by Staticfox, and yours truly was the bartender.
We had so much fun, we want to do it again. Only more dead, and a bit more epic.
Curious much?
statiktrax has some information in his LiveJournal. Go there and take a peek, let us know if/how you can assist.
http://cubstatik.livejournal.com/232693.html
Can you imagine even 10 zombies breaking lose and running around califur?
Well, I can > : ) And we are going to make that happen.
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likeshine found this for me on DA today:
http://desiredlove.deviantart.com/a.....growl-63950160
And it made my entire day.
YEAH REALLY IT DID BECAUSE.
well because it just did.
It filled my cold, dead heart with glee. What a nice compliment :) And of course, she never knew in a thousand years that I would end up seeing it, yanno?
You should see a Ghost when he's got the glee. There is frolicking and arm flailing, I swear.
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Yeah. Working where I do, you can go from misty eyed and emotional to pretty irate in the blink of an eye. Thank you, tourists.
For every awesome kid out there like the little boy I mentioned in my last journal, there are about 50 others that are obnoxious as fuck.
Case in point, the Groupies.
Now you may be really surprised to hear that, but I'm being srs. Our show, (UH. My Name)'s Rock N' Roll Graveyard Revue gets Groupies. Yes, our theme park show.
.... has Groupies.
And to be fair, they aren't all preteens and whatnot. There are different Groupie factions. The Twins are a couple of home schooled girls who are generally quiet, sit in the front row, and do not clap, but stare blankly at Drac and Wolfie. They usually attend every show per day, and in between shows go to RotM and MiB. They have a system. They have had this system for 3-4 years, as far as I can tell. They are harmless enough.
Last summer we had a pair of Groupies old enough to know better, who were actual park employees. These two were incredibly good at digging for dirt on Myspace, so the personal information they'd found, combined with the familiarity they felt towards our cast because they saw the show so much, created a fucking (pardon the pun) monster. They would tail (again, Wolfie and Drac) to the parking lot, follow them home or where ever it was they were going. Write horrible Myspace blogs about their dream man singing to them. One of the girls was even convinced one of our Wolfie's was going to divorce his wife for her, and even contemplated calling her to "confess it all". Wolfie was shocked to hear that, as he had no idea who the girl even was.
We called them the Stalkers. At one point, it was the Stalker faction versus the Twins faction. Weird.
Last summer there were also the Heckler Girls. Two of 'em, probably between 12-14 years old, one a giant with frizzy hair, and one quite small and freckled. The freckled one was obnoxious as fuck. The two of them would sit in the front row and scream my lines over me. One time they did this when likeshine was at a show and she followed them out to remind them to "respect the performers". I think she scared them pretty good. We had them banned from the venue for awhile, and then confined to the back row. They still sit back there, now. They don't heckle any more.
The new heckler girls are even worse. Bout 14 years old. They like to buy the long squiggly lollipops and sit in the front row, licking them suggestively and making obscene gestures at the guys with them. One day, they brought a box of cupcakes and sat in the front row center. One of them had smeared icing all over her mouth and was licking her fingers and lips in a very over the top manner. After the show, she tried to have one of the theater attendants bring the cupcakes back to us. He had them removed, although they are only banned from the theater for a week. Apparently in their spare time, they like to make obscene gestures at people in the MiB building.
Now, it takes a lot to piss me off. A lot. I'm a pretty cool dude, know what I'm sayin? But these two idiot Groupie girls the other day srsly pissed me off. They were sitting in the theater in the front row, where I stand in the audience. They started screaming my lines over me, and then I heard one of them loudly mutter to the other, he sucks. I wish (name of one of my helper's) was here. THAT. That set me over the edge. By the end of the show, 6 security guards were waiting for them. Their dad (who drops them off at the park all day, every day) simply shrugged and called them both little shits. They are banned for a week. This came a few days after one of them had followed me around the park for about an hour, taking pictures of me doing things like walking away from her :-P
They'll be back :-P
We have other Groupies, too. Quiet ones. Mystery giant man who sits in the front row, corner, and never claps, but only stares. Smiley man, who tends to sit in that same section, who grins and claps. He comes out probably 3-4 days a week, sees all the shows that day. The awesome family who come and visited us several times a year, and takes us all out for drinks.
Yeah. So, groupies. Note that us ghosts don't seem to get them. Vampires? Sure. Lycanthropes? Sure. Dead guys? Nah.
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I had an actual heart warming/ heart wrenching experience the other day.
I was assigned to walk around the park and get pictures with tourists that day, know what I mean? They had a helper of mine doing the shows.
It was pretty much the end of my set. I was heading towards my break area to visit the little ghost's room and then head home.
For some reason this family caught my eye. It was a little kid, maybe 5, with mom and dad. He was walking with his head up, but I could clearly tell he was upset. He was wearing sunglasses. Funny kid, trying to keep his dignity.
Made sure they saw me coming, because some times the younger ones just freak out when I approach. Must be my dashing good looks. Snnrk. Think they'd never seen a dead guy before. So I walked up, took a knee, and asked him what was wrong. I could see from behind his shades that he had been crying.
Normally they're crying because they're tired, or they couldn't get that toy they wanted. Sometimes they're upset because they weren't tall enough to ride MiB or RotM. Sometimes it's just a tantrum. I didn't get the feeling with this kid, though.
Mom answered, of course. She said he was bummed out because the Woody Woodpecker roller coaster had broken down when they were waiting in line, and they had to leave to go do something else.
So, I sat down on the ground with him, and said, "Hey buddy. What's the matter?" and I could see his nose was just dripping with danglies. He just looked so miserable.
When he gave me that look, I would have done anything in my ghostly power to make him smile. I offered him front of the line access to any ride. He shook his head no. I offered to go on any ride with him! Pffff, it was my out time. I could have gone wherever I wanted to. He said no.
The danglies were getting a little ridiculous, so I got some tissues and cleaned his nose. Mom and the rest of the family continued to stand by and watch.
I decided to try a different approach. "Hey, how about some ice cream? My treat, buddy. Seriously. Doesn't ice cream cost, like, 30 bucks in this place?"
Mom and the family laughed at that, and started nodding enthusiastically, encouraging him to take the ice cream. He was still fighting back the ole tears. I was impressed.
"No!" He said.
"Are ya sure?" I said. "I'll buy it for everyone! What do you think?"
He still said no. My cold, dead heart was really breaking.
I leaned in, and said "Hey. I understand. It happened to me back when I was alive. It was at Disney World though." And then I told him my own little story of theme park heartbreak. He nodded intently throughout the entire story.
So, I told him to come over, and I gave him a big dead guy hug, and kind of patted him on the back. He was crying onto my suit now. He was finally visibly crying. All I could do was keep hugging him and patting him on the back. He finally said, "I just really wanted to ride the roller coaster!" And I understood nothing would actually make it better.
After a few moments, I gave him one last hug and stood up.
"Hey, you need anything. ANYTHING at all. Come back and find me. Seriously, my name's BJ, they know me around here. I'll take care of you, buddy. I promise."
That last part was addressed solely to him, but I said it loud enough for the family to hear.
They thanked me, and off they went.
Yanno that was yesterday and I can't help but wonder even now what eventually made that kid smile. I wish I could have done more for them. I never even got his name. We didn't pose for any pictures. I didn't sign any autographs.
I think they'll still remember me, though. I know I'll remember them.
/sentimental
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Hey losers.
Wanted to know if you'd help me out a little. I ask likeshine, but she's biased towards me, of course. And how could she not be? I'm a sexy bitch.
ANYWAY.
If you watched the video I made for Greg, you'll remember me walking by my theater during a show, and saying "That's Not Me." This fellow is the one you could hear in the background doing the show.
Well, I want you guys to take a look at this and tell me what you think. Remember, this isn't Me. This is clearly an imposter. And please (YEAH I'M SAYING PLEASE) do not trash talk in the comments there, if you're leaning towards trash talking. Subtlety, people.
I suppose I just need to know if there is someone out there better at being Me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSYyHDP5PC0
Why does everyone think this guy is Me?
I hate imposters :-P
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SORRY spazkitty I swear to Jebus that we're not bumping you. I can say no more until after you see your kiriban, because I don't want to reveal anything. But trust me, you'll dig it. Hehehe.
So I made friends at FWA with a really cool dude who goes by Oryx, I believe. Or Greg, out in the real world. AND YES IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO MAKE ACTUAL FRIENDS, DAMMIT.
I'M A FRIENDLY GUY.
I HAVE AWESOME HYGIENE.
Kids and pets dig me too.
BUT HEY, anyway, my new buddy did a really awesome solid for the old Juice. So I made this for him as a thank you gift.
Behind the scenes tour of Universal, Dead Guy style. GO CLICK. PLEASE.
I NEED ATTENTION.
JUST CLICK THE DAMN LINK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1mjM2fpnE
<3
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so two people arrived first to catch my ten thousandth pageview.
 johnnyblanco and spazkitty, you two were first, congrats!
Johnny, your kiriban is up first.
Here ya go buddy :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3-oG7pzV4I
Spazkitty, we had technical difficulties making yours. You'll have it soon.
also.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KIRIBAN?
AM I SPEAKING IN TONGUES HERE?
ps- likeshine apologizes for the tiny font :-P
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So I had my ten thousandth pageview today. Since I am prone to random bouts of sensitivity, I cried like a little bitch. And then I blogged all about it so I could remember it always. UH ANYWAY. I remember it like it was just yesterday. Wandering onto this furry web site, BEGGING TO BE ACCEPTED.
You all fucking rule. I'll have something to celebrate my 10k pageviews tomorrow.
Also, my associate Mac on livejournal is all piss excited about some prosthetics he has for sale. Something about even lion and ape ones. And zombies. Zombies fucking rule.
I personally think Mac is kind of a sicko. He's using my pictures, for fuck's sake. I guess it's because I'm famous.
So click here and look and ooh and ahh and shit:
http://mac-dragon.livejournal.com/9005.html
ps -  foxglove, you've been awful quiet lately brother.... Oh yeah, I checked with Satan. He says it's you who has no chance in Hell.
HAHAHAHAHAsnortAHAHAHAHAAAA.
Yeah.
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i'll tailor a kiriban image to the first person to get me a screenshot of my 10,000th hit :)
and go.
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It's already March.
That means there's only 7 months left to make your arrangements to hang out with me and likeshine at FURFRIGHT!
STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT FURFRIGHT IS?
Click here:
http://www.furfright.org/
And, there is also a FurFright LiveJournal community here:
http://community.livejournal.com/furfright/profile
I suggest you join and try to keep up with us. This year we're gonna (pardon me quoting my own movie) turn up the Juice, and see what shakes loose.
ALSO I couldn't very well leave the little hairball alone. Quick video clip of (Me) taunting foxglove (again) is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FDu33Ii1ak
Make sure you read the disclaimer at the end.
Did I mention I have a bit of an obsessive personality, by any chance?
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
You guys need to go here:
http://clawcast.com/
And download the FWA episode of Clawcast Live, I'm on it!
YES FOR REAL SO GO DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN AND COME BACK AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT.
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS.
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my woman likeshine and I have been asked to be the Guests of Honor at this year's Furfright in Waterbury, CT!
AND OF COURSE WE SAID YES.
GO CHECK OUT THEIR WEBSITE AND START PLANNING YOUR OCTOBER TRAVELS:
http://www.furfright.org/
Oh yeah. The Ghost With the Most is gonna shake things up a bit this year.
WHO'S COMING WITH ME
WHO
IS
COMING
WITH
ME?
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 captjacksparrow has arrived here on FA.
And now that he's here, I've got to admit something.
Yeah, I'm a blabbermouth.
I'm sorry, I just want street cred.
Dead men DO tell tales.
Uh. Of your greatness.
Right.
Go +Watch , he's my homie.
+Watch immediately, or I will (edit my journal because it appears a lot of people actually do want their parents dead... GOOD GRIEF PEOPLE)
Srsly.
ALSO WHILE I'M PIMPING. if you're on Myspace and you dig on country music, please send a friend request to Sandstone:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf.....endid=58267298
My friend Tony is the frontman, he plays the Wolfman in our Monster Show. Unless we all work together, none of us can succeed, right? Take a peek. They have some catchy tunes.
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Got a suggestion for ya.
Stop lying to one another.
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
Be brave enough to stop lying. Be brave enough to be honest.
Saves ya the drama later.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it.
Listen to this song about a thousand times (ignore the video):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvxsXHunxI0
Couple that with some daily intensive psychotherapy, heavy medication, lots of beer, and yeah. I live my afterlife by this regimen, people.
And go.
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IT'S BEEN BROUGHT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ygjAI0E5bg
Sidenote: I asked likeshine to make this for me and I think it's pretty fucking cool, especially considering we had only a basic movie editor and a digital camera to work with.
I say we like I helped *snort*
Actually I did.
But for srs, WATCH PLEASE.
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So I had the itchiest asshole today.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Getting ready to do the show and I get a case of major swamp ass.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
Itchy ass. Sorry for the visual.
I think they have a little pill for Itchy Ass.
Also, in Latin, Itchy Asshole = foxglove. Yup.
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please, watch this video UNTIL THE END.
THIS IS PROOF THAT THE JUDGES ARE CROOKED.
well, not really, the judges were cool as shit.
WATCH ALL THE WAY PLZ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHC8wlSucWg
EPIC FEUD BEGINS NOW.
WTF WAS I JUST SAYING.
HAVE YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO YET?
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likeshine thinks I have some sweet moves, so she talked me into entering the Fursuit Dance Competition at FWA this past weekend.
So, I worked it. Check out the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1DUpjQViv4
I gotta tell you losers this much, this was completely Improv-ed. I didn't pick the song,  ozkangaroo did. And it was chosen about 10 minutes before I performed, too. So I think the Juice did alright, know what I'm sayin?
Sadly I lost. I was told I was the crowd favorite, but simply not as cute as a fursuit.
I must ask what constitutes a fursuit. Because hey, yanno, I'm kinda hairy in places.
Lots of places.
And my head sweats like a motherfucker when I break it down that way. Must be all that moss.
So I'm told that the glowstick dude won. I didn't know we could bring props. If we could have, I would have done Pendulum's "Blood Sugar". I do one hell of a robot, heheh.
I'm not bitter, dammit. And I'm not a sore loser. I just wanted my 99 cent medal.
*sniffle*
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We are BACK from FWA!
Phrase of the weekend: "Stale Vagina"
Phrase of the weekend that made likeshine cringe every time: "Grey Vagina"
Phrase I'm trying to bring back : "What What In the Butt"
Thanks for the shits and giggles guys! especially my man Tigerpaw for making my visit possible!
Whore girl grabbed my arm. I may not be able to get the smell of skank off of me for months.
ALSO. I BELIEVE THE FURSUIT DANCE COMPETITION WAS RIGGED.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
more on that later.
we're back tho.
MISS ME?
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So, I found my doppelganger on this site about a month ago, maybe?
And I stated to them, quite clearly.... DOPPELGANGER!
I'm sad because my doppelganger doesn't want to battle to the death or do anything cool like that. He won't even talk to me!
What do you guys do when your doppelganger ignores you?
*sad*
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So what are you losers going to do with the proposed $600-$800 tax rebate we're getting later this year?
I was thinking I would drink a 100 cups of coffee with mine.
I was thinking whores too, but that was just my starting point.
OH YEAH if anyone isn't going to use their tax rebate, you can send it to me.
Just write "BJ's Whore/Coffee Fund" on the envelope XD
see you guys at FWA in a few days. If likeshine has recovered from her plague, anyway.
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I NEED LOVE.
Couple new/old video clips on Youtube:
Cingular Bars:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0uyVit-ivQ
Therapy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKCSSgK72bw
(hehehe, yeah, I kill people. But that's cool because other people told me to. That makes it okay, right?)
Do you guys still like me? : /
EDIT:
Do you guys think this loser sounds like me at all? :-P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8b6rEmnbTE
EDIT EDIT:
User JackalofDeath1 on youtube had this to say about me:
You are a poor actor. All I notice when i see you performing is a slight country accent that you try to make sound deep. And you cannot pull off the sudden random puns like beetlejuice. You just suck.
PS: retards get paid to sit around the house , cripples get paid to sit around in their wheelchairs without jobs, you belong in one of those categories.
I assume from the clever username that you're a member of this site. Why don't you drop me a line? I'd love to thank you for your brutal honesty, and we all know the Internet is a fabulous place for gutless pussies such as yourself to drop anonymous comments.
Waiting.
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SO you all know the bad stuff that happened, if you've read what likeshine had to say.
I'm pissed, mostly at myself, because as a seasoned veteran of 429 years I should have known better than to do that. And I DO remember who gave me the drink. I'll never forget her. likeshine apparently cannot wait to meet this chick and punch her in the face.
Hey, my woman may be little, but she's scrappy.
Speaking of scrappy, I think I need to say this again. I know all you chicks are into mouldy dead guys such as myself, but when I tell you hands off, I'm serious. When I tell you I've got a fiance, I mean it. And if you insist on hanging on me in front of my girl, don't be surprised if she's got some off color things to say to you.
I don't care if you're the hottest shit in ears and a tail, you won't steal my attention away from Mel.
(dumb girl who kept sneaking behind the bar at the Drum and Death party: this means you too!)
Other than that, FC was fun as usual. I got to bartend at this party held by Staticfox, Tekfox and a bunch of other people. That was pretty fucking wicked. To all attendees, thanks for tipping your dead guy ;) There needs to be more of these parties, period.
[b] hey, random furry conventions! you know what you need to make your next event special? YOU NEED THIS GUY! fly me in, comp my membership, I'll take care of the rest >:) [/]
hey, it was worth a shot, right?
WTF moment : I noticed the people at registration were swamped, and the lines were very long. I offered to help. The girl at registration said she would have to ask permission for me to help. MIND BLOWN. YOU NEED PERMISSION FOR ME TO HELP YOU PUNCH OUT HOLES IN BADGES?!?!?!?!?!?
oh yeah. and FWA? I'll be there with my girls (likeshine, painted dog, savannah, blondie, and mune)....!!!!
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Shouts and thanks :
likeshine thanks for being hot.
 skulldog K, you're the shit. Thanks for being an excellent hostess. Sorry for the trouble on Friday : /
 carmine I love you Kyle Gas.
 patches still a SF, still awesome!
 kigs I'd say I'm sorry I stole your goggles, but I'm really not. Improv thing was cool. Next time, we sing Guy Love goddammit.
 rabbi-tom I'm all excited about this tee shirt thing. Thanks for the stogies!
 tekfox thanks to you and yours for making my bartending gig possible.
johnnyblanco ...... THE DVD'S, MAN! THANK YOU!
 duncan where the fuck were you?
ozkangaroo why is my woman hot for you?
 ladyfoxglove Always a pleasure, Lynn.
 louvelex WHERE WERE YOU?!?!?!
 lacrimas Thanks for the boost ;)
Dude who tipped me with awesome bud = !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, My ego requires more pictures of myself. If you have any, i'd love to see them. BTW Mr Taren that picture is trippy as hell.
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YEAH WE'RE BACK!
likeshine and I got back from FC a couple hours ago. We took a few extra days for vacation after the convention itself, but we spent the entirety of it sick.
Sick as hell. Yes, ghosts can catch con crud :-P
The con was cool, save Friday night. I think I'm gonna let likeshine talk about that one before I say anything. She has the way with words. I just yell and swear a lot.
I probably have a lot of people to thank, but rabbi-tom, skulldog and tekfox are way up there.
I should probably get a beer or ten in me before I make my "report".
See, I'm learning the ropes.
Also, johnnyblanco, you are a shiney golden god.
More to come later.
BTW: Does anyone have any pictures of me? You all know how much I love Me.
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since every other journal is in regards to FC, i thought i would make one too.
Rules for the Dead Guy :
*Don't be afraid to ask me for a picture. I love attention. I LOVE ME. Don't be the fucking papparazi and just dart in for a photo. Just ask me. You get bonus points if you're wearing an likeshine con badge.
*saying my name 3 times is getting tired. OH YOU'RE CLEVER. But seriously, that's annoying. I've got a Deal with Universal Orlando right now, so that prevents me from coming and going the way I used to. 6 month waiting list, people.
*Quoting my movie at me. AHAHAHAHAHAHA ONCE AGAIN, CLEVER. Did you know Michael Keaton was only in my movie for 17 minutes? That's not a whole lot of material to recycle and quote back at me.
*Quit fucking telling me how great my costume is. It's just a stripey suit I picked out of Britney Spears' trash.
*Quit asking me how long it takes me to do my makeup. I moisturize, but otherwise am out and about au natural.
*will the Black and White Mafia be out at about? I missed out on that at MFF. And I need to join my monochromatic brethren.
ALSO. I will be tending bar at a party featuring a certain Fox and a lot of music that confuses me, but likeshine really loves. As you all know, i have NO ARTISTIC TALENT and tips will be very appreciated. You want a stronger drink? Give your favorite dead guy a nice tip ;) I need to earn my keep here. Seriously, I don't want to walk all the way back to Florida from California. I'd have to cut through Saturn. Fuckin sandworms.
see you in San Jose.
ALSO! my friend  three-point-one-four is doing a way underpriced commission fundraiser for her FWA plane tickets. She is awesome. CLICK ICON NOW and check out her work!
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next few conventions, gather up a few people with notorious hate-ons for one another.
notify them in advance, of course.
rent those giant inflatable sumo suit things :
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/images/p....._500_93429.jpg
and have said people battle to the death.
figuratively, of course. in the ring.
Hell, we can even sell tickets. Watch so and so battle so and so, sumo style!
Yes/no/what?
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