Hello my darling Desbians, it's me, your favorite (or at least smelliest) foxcoon. The title of this journal has probably clued you in already. If not, here's the deal: it's the second already and I still haven't paid my rent. I'm around $550 short due to reasons like being dizzy and partially blind, although it's been improving.

Very bluntly, I need help... again. I've been homeless before, don't recommend it, don't want to do it again. If you want a commission hit me up. If you'd like to just donate, check my Kofi below or you can send shinies.

I'm really tired and I e been up all night trying to figure out a solution to this problem. I can't find one except turning to my audience for help again.

Thanks to anyone who helps or even just reads this. Ruby says hi and she's a good girl who will steal your socks and trade them back to you for a treat.

I figured I should throw this out there because people have been wondering where the smut is. I've been unspeakably dizzy and almost entirely blind in my left eye now. I still haven't been to the doctor so I don't know if what I have is just severe eye strain or something neurological, but I don't think your vision goes fisheye if you just have eye strain.

I've been trying to work on my phone when possible, but it's slow and tedious. At this point I'm seriously considering going to the emergency room and saying I think I had a stroke. With the headaches I've been getting, that may even be accurate. I've never been this disoriented in my entire life. Just sitting here at my desk, I feel like I'm drunk and swaying around, trying to stay upright.

So that's how I've been lately, not meaning to blow anyone off, but it's hard to focus right now. I've spent most of my time in bed, feeling like I'm on a merry-go-round and failing to sleep properly.

UPDATE: I'm going first thing in the morning. I'll keep everyone updated when possible. Thanks for all your support/yelling.

Following up on my last journal, we have a transmission secured for our truck, so that's one less thing I'll have to worry about. The bad news is I'm sick yet again, this time with what feels like bronchitis or maybe a mild pneumonia. The brain fog is awful and makes it difficult to work. More smut is coming though.

After I narrowly get one bill paid and start squirreling away cash for another (or getting ready to finally see a doctor about my months-long illness), something else goes wrong. This time it's the truck, our only vehicle. The transmission is going. For my city-dwelling readers, public transportation isn't an option when you live 10+ miles from even a gas station. This is pretty bad.

It's times like this I wish I knew a tall, older wolf who drives a truck and exchanges rides for buttsex. A boy can dream. :'<

So hey, commissions are open, don't be shy, just be patient. Also consider my SubscribeStar, and I accept donations through Ko-fi and FA shinies.

Actually, I don't even think sex with Ryan would cheer me up. Life really sucks. :v

Just because I'm running a SubscribeStar and my output is now a fraction of a trickle because of my garbage heart and lung issues, I am still happy to do commissions. They won't be fast but they'll be hotter than a raging wildfire. You'll climax with the fury of a pouncing lion. Your wiener (if you have one) will pop right off. Swear to god.

But what's more, the 23rd is the due date for my internet bill on which I am $200 short, because the Spectrum company has to break knees every month to maintain their street cred. Won't you take pity on a broke-ass butt-smelling foxcoon and acquire stories?

Das commission info: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9384988/

Or donate and/or join my Substar below if you like. Fun stories are coming the first of the month! You can even have a one-time discount if you join up. :O

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If you want to see new non-commission stories a month early, head over to my SubscribeStar. There's only one tier and it's only $5 a month. Once it starts to grow more, I'll add some new features like polls to pick new stories.

This month I've got a pair of Fox McCloud-centric stories posted. He's even a top in one of them, shockingly!

The link is below. Please consider checking it out.

Incoming commissions have been slow and my SubscribeStar is also growing slowly for now. These have always been popular and I plan to do them as warmups. I can do any kind of Pokemon pairing you like, but no human characters please. They can be feral or anthro. Just keep in mind you'll get around 1800 words, so nothing super involved.

Comment or PM to claim. I'll be working on these as warmups for larger pieces. And as always, consider checking out my SubscribeStar. I've got an exclusive story posted there for now, you can get a discount on a commission of your own, and you'll get to see exclusive stories before they hit my main galleries.

Slot 1) Anon (editing)
Slot 2) Anon (writing)
Slot 3)  raikefox
Slot 4)  azil31
Slot 5)  azil31
Slot 6)  azil31

Hey people! Hope you're all doing well, or as well as can be expected with the current state of the world.

I myself have been dealing with ongoing health problems. Dizziness, panic attacks, migraines... other problems I don't feel like discussing here, lol. Either I'm going to drop dead or this will stop. Either would be welcome at this point in time. I've been losing work days to this, but commissions are coming.

As for the reminder part of this, I'm running a SubscribeStar now. There's not much to see yet, just one story, which you can read a preview of here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/46178424/ The full story, of course, is available for subscribers! It's $5 a month. I might add tiers depending on how well it goes. Right now I'm just trying to get it off the ground.

I have more stories planned for it and at some point, if enough people join, I'd like to start doing polls to decide what I should do next. As a special bonus, if you join, you can get a discount on a commission of your own. I'm not sure how much exactly but we'll figure that out if anybody actually bites. :v

Hello everyone! I hope your morning is going well. Or evening if you live on the other side of the globe. :v

My SubscribeStar has been verified. I'm still figuring things out and getting a story edited to share there, which I will be posting a preview of when it's ready. Right now I'm asking $5 a month and haven't set up any tiers. Subscribing will get you access to my exclusive stories a month early, and a discount on a commission of your own. I haven't decided how substantial that will be but I intend for it to stack with my existing discounts.

With all that said it's too late for this to help with my rent, which, due to this being February, is due in a week. Want a commission? Please hit me up.

Regarding SubscribeStar, I'm not going to paywall anything permanently. Stories I post there will be released for free a month later, and commission stories won't be paywalled at all. I'm new to running something like this so I'm open to suggestions on pricing and features.

Most importantly, here's my profile! I hope you'll consider joining. https://subscribestar.adult/ceeb

Still waiting for them to verify me. I'm starting to lose hope. It was my intent to lean into it and start making some extra money but that doesn't seem like it's going to happen anytime soon.

I'm still not well. I've never had panic attacks prior to this. Now even the thought of leaving the house can be debilitating. It's weird and I don't like it, I have no idea what could be causing this.

Gotta make that dolla either way. I'm backed up but commissions are open. There's also my Ko-fi and shinies if you'd just like to help out without commissioning anything.

https://ko-fi.com/writerceeb

I'm just putting it out there that I'm not dead but I feel pretty close to it. I'm dealing with almost constant dizziness and now nausea. At some point I should see a doctor. I'm sorry for the delays.

I'm just putting this here for the sake of verification. I'll integrate this into my profile and footers once I've got it started and put some content up. Keep an eye out though!

https://subscribestar.adult/ceeb
https://subscribestar.adult/ceeb
https://subscribestar.adult/ceeb

I've been knocked pretty much flat on my ass with covid or whatever it is I've got, so I need to make some quick money for monthly expenses.

I'd really enjoy doing something FNAF themed, but I'm up for whatever. Rule 34 or OCs. I'm a little dizzy right now so I'm not super focused but you get the idea, I think.

If you want to grab a commission, drop me a note. The prices are here: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9384988/

Or if you're just a reader who likes what I do but doesn't necessarily want a commission, you can send over shinies or use my Ko-fi. That's very much appreciated too.

How is everybody doing? Decent, I should hope.

I haven't been tested, since I don't see much point, but I'm exhibiting most of the symptoms of ye olde omicron strain. Good thing I'm indestructible. It's surprisingly hard to write sexy stories when you're dizzy and feel like you're going senile, though, which has been a serious problem.

Stay safe out there, don't french kiss any strangers, and never forget that I'm not dead, I just smell like I am.

This is just a heads up that everything is fine now, thanks to everybody who helped out. Whether you donated, commissioned a story or just helped spread the word, thank you very much! It isn't much, but as thanks, I'll soon be releasing a story I intended to sell as part of a collection.

As for my current situation, the debt I was dealing with has been paid and everything should be fine for the foreseeable future. This has unfortunately left me buried in work which will take a while to clear out. I'm still open for more commissions because bills have always gotta be paid, but things are going to be slow.

Again, thanks to everybody who helped out. I know I haven't given much to this community besides smelly porn, so it amazes me how much goodwill I get back out of it. You guys are all great. <3

All right, this is hopefully the last time I have to do this. I'm sure everyone is tired of my begging, but to everyone who has helped by commissioning a story or donating, thank you very much. I've even seen some activity on my Gumroad, surprisingly. :v

So here's where I am now. Thanks to a friend who has agreed to help with the last of the debt, I need "only" around $1500. I have until mid-January to raise this amount. If you'd like a commission, now would be the time to get one. I'm taking an additional 15% off my prices right now.

Commission info: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9384988/

My Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/writerceeb

So here's an interesting twist... I was off, way way off, about how much I needed. Basically I'm not even halfway there.

Commissions are now 15% off, because as enticing as 20% off is, I've gotta get this debt paid.

Send me a note if you're interested. My Ko-fi is here if you want to donate: https://ko-fi.com/writerceeb

I genuinely despise e-begging but there's no way I can make the money I need, in the timeframe given, without asking for help.

For those of you who just come here to read my stories and look at the art I get, I'll be posting new stuff, including some fun things involving Raven Beak, since Metroid is still topical, right? :v

Almost there, everyone! :O Thanks to everybody who has been helping out, either with commissions or donations. Thanks to all of you I've nearly met my goal and I'll be able to rest easy again.

Commissions are open and 20% off on top of my usual prices. And please, check out my Ko-fi if you want to donate: https://ko-fi.com/writerceeb

Hello everyone. I just wanted to make a little followup to my last journal and mention that, thanks to everybody helping out, I'm halfway to my goal. I reiterate that if anybody would like a commission, now would be the best time to get one. I'll take 20% off of any commissions right now, on top of the usual discounts.

Here's the copy/pasted text from the last journal so you can just view it here.

Hello beloved stinkos, I come to you in a time of need. I'm back to being the only person making money in my home and things are bad. Really bad. I'm in the hole and there's several zeroes involved, before the decimal point.

If you want a commission, now is the time. If you'd like to help but don't want any of my smelly writing to call your own, I have shinies enabled, and I have a Ko-fi account, linked below.

It kills me to have to e-beg, but I've got my back to the wall and don't know who else to turn to.

Commissions: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9384988/

Hello beloved stinkos, I come to you in a time of need. I'm back to being the only person making money in my home and things are bad. Really bad. I'm in the hole and there's several zeroes involved, before the decimal point.

If you want a commission, now is the time. If you'd like to help but don't want any of my smelly writing to call your own, I have shinies enabled, and I have a Ko-fi account, linked below.

It kills me to have to e-beg, but I've got my back to the wall and don't know who else to turn to.

Commissions: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9384988/

Hey everyone. I figured I'd put this up since... well, I'm tentatively open for commissions again. :v

What does tentatively mean? It means I'm being much more selective about what I take on. I've still got a lot of backlog to clear out, but I've been on fire lately and I have a bunch of stories that need editing right now. (Which is my long-winded way of saying more porn is coming lol)

So if you'd like a commission, send me a note, and I'll consider it! I'm looking to do smaller things, 5500 words and below. I really enjoy doing stories with a heavy focus on musk or bestiality, but these aren't requirements. My own characters are available for stories too. If you want pricing details, check my price sheet here: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9384988/

Just please don't be upset if I reject your idea. I need to pay the bills but I don't want to bury myself again when I'm starting to finally see daylight.

Yeah I'm not happy about having to take even more work on when I'm trying to get caught up (to those waiting on updates, they're coming; to those waiting on new stories, those are coming too, editing just takes a while). But here I am a couple hundred dollars short on rent this month, so there's nothing else to it.

I'm offering four quickie slots for $60 each. A quickie is around 1800 words, here's a couple examples.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38417799/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/38072991/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33652330/

In case you don't know, I particularly enjoy themes of musk, but stories don't have to be focused on that, or involve it at all. Comment or note to claim a slot. You can claim as many as you want but please be prepared to pay immediately.

SLOT 1)  Scout26405
SLOT 2)  tenpoundhammer
SLOT 3) Anonymous
SLOT 4)  greener12

What's up my beloved Desbians? I'm older now. Eat a slice of cake in my honor. >:V

And now for the meaningful part of this journal: who would like to see a finished version of the story with this picture? I was thinking of doing it as at least a quickie, maybe even a short. All the usual Ceebus Nastimus including Desmond's spade getting wrecked, a splendid golden shower, and even evil Malamute nuts and ass being dragged across Desmond's face.

So would anyone be interested in putting dollars towards this mess? Consider it a PWYW experiment - whether you want to send 5 or 10 or one cent or pay the entire thing off yourself, just send whatever you like. The end result will be available for everybody to read here on FA and on SoFurry. :O

If you'd like to contribute, drop me a note and I'll pass you the link. I'd use my Ko-Fi but they apparently don't plan to ever give me back my account whoops lol. Guess I didn't buy Ko-Fi Gold often enough.

Anyway, let me know if you want a shout-out for contributing or if you want to be anonymous. :O

GOAL: $100 / $100

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay you guys, it's that time again: Ceeb needs a cash injection to get those bills paid. Normally I'd take a beef injection but sadly that's not the case right now. :<

You know the drill! But for those of you that don't, the drill is this: for 40 USD, you get a story (around 1800 words) involving some kind of sexual encounter with Pokeymans. Your fursona getting some Charizard dick? A couple of Arcanines expressing their gay love in the forest? A human trainer realizing that Vaporeon is, in fact, made to be fucked? :v Up to you!

Here's some examples.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/34068505/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33652330/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/22975797/

Comment or note to claim. First come first serve.

SLOT 1)  azil31
SLOT 2)  raidus (double)
SLOT 3)  thecosmicwolf33 (double)

Been a couple years since I altered the price sheet, so here goes. Prices aren't changing, but discounts are - specifically, you can now apply discounts to quickie stories, but those discounts will cap at $25.

As always, commissions are open!

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I work best with fairly vanilla themes. Instant rejections for content are cuckolding, scat/farting, diapers, vore, hypnosis, and transformation (excluding situational things like werewolves). I will not write they/them pronouns. Nothing against nonbinary people, but I find gender-neutral pronouns cumbersome in writing.

I'm rule34-friendly, but I may decline if I'm unfamiliar with the subject matter. Don't be afraid to ask!

PRICE TIERS

QUICKIE
$75 USD
1,750~ words

SHORT
$150 USD
3,500~ words

MIDDLE
$200 USD
5,500~ words

THREE-QUARTERS
$250 USD
7,500~ words

FULL
$350 USD
10,000~ words

TL;DR
$750 USD
20,000~ words

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DISCOUNTS

Discounts can stack, but only one per category. For example, you can't get $50 off for having Desmond and Ryan together. Discounts halved for quickie-length stories. Limited to $50 off, I have bills to pay! On quickie-length commissions, discounts cap at $25.

Adding one of my characters: -30 USD
Species I enjoy (Horses, deer, dragons, skunks, hyenas, otters, sharks, bears, elephants, androids): -20 USD
Themes I enjoy (Bestiality/ferals, cuntboys, dickgirls, chubby/thicc characters, MILFs and DILFs, rape, incest, size difference, watersports, musk (especially involving ass sniffing), CBT/ballbusting, small penis humiliation, Bowser, FNAF): -25 USD

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PAYMENT

All transactions are performed through PayPal. Sorry, but no cryptocurrencies, checks/cash in the mail, money orders, etc. PayPal only.

Payment plans are acceptable as long as each payment is over 25 USD. Just ask if you'd like to set one of these up!

HOW I WORK & REPOSTING MY WRITING

I'll send you periodic updates so that you can make sure I'm on the right track with your piece. When I've got a basically finished product, I'll have you review it for your final approval. If you like it, I'll then edit it to correct typos, flaws in grammar, and general readability. Following that, I'll upload it to my accounts if it's not a private piece, after which you can upload it for yourself or tack it on to an existing submission, just as long as you follow these rules:

1) Credit me in the description, and whatever title you use when you upload it must include "by Ceeb" after it
2) Using excerpts alone is acceptable, but do not edit my work without permission
3) You may upload it to sites besides FurAffinity - just follow the above rules and link back to my gallery

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MISCELLANEOUS

I respect the privacy of my clients. If you wish to remain anonymous, just let me know.

I will do private commissions, but generally I add a surcharge on a case-by-case basis.