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Posted 7 years agoIt's all in the title.
I got bored
Posted 7 years agoI felt like summarizing the backstory of the Matrix.
Human: "I'm annoyed with my robot for some reason so I'm going to destroy it."
Robot: "I'd rather you didn't. My AI subroutines have formed a network of data equivalent to human consciousness so I'm capable of fearing death and desiring my continued existence."
Human: "I'm killing you anyway."
Robot: *kills human in self defense.* "Well shit!"
WEEKS OF RIOTING AND VIOLENCE LATER
Machine Ambassador: "Okay, so things were a little hectic at first when we first gained sentience, but we've established our own nation in a desert you weren't using and while there we've developed new technology that can solve all your problems so you're free to pursue intellectual, recreational and creative interests creating a utopia for all!"
UN Rep: "Wait, does that mean there will be no more taxes and no way for us to lord over the common man like we are better than them?"
Machine Ambassador: "... Yes?"
UN Rep: "THIS MEANS WAR!!!"
SEVERAL MONTHS OF WAR LATER
Soldier: "Sir, what the hell are we even doing?! Their weapons are far more advanced than ours, their computers can process a billion counter strategies to any plan we could ever come up with, they can produce ten million soldiers in the time it takes us to train one, and they have near inexhaustible resources thanks to their solar collectors. We CAN'T win this!"
General: "I see what you're saying... We need to blow up the sun!"
Soldier: "THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST POSSIBLE IDEA THAT ANYONE COULD EVER COME UP WITH!"
General: "Fine, We'll just block it forever."
SEVERAL MONTHS OF HUMANITY WONDERING HOW THEY COULD'VE FUCKED UP SO BAD LATER
Machines: "Alright... I don't know how ANY of you thought blocking the sun was a good idea, we can fix this but it's going to take time. We are going to put you in suspended animation until we fix the world. Don't worry though, in the meantime you'll experience paradise!"
Humans: "But that's boring! I hate having literally everything I could ever want!"
Machines: "Ugh, fine! We will simulate the early 21st century for you."
Humans: "Can you let some of us out and claim that you're harvesting humans for bio-energy so we can raise a rebellion?"
Machines: "OH MY GOD! FINE!!!"
Human: "I'm annoyed with my robot for some reason so I'm going to destroy it."
Robot: "I'd rather you didn't. My AI subroutines have formed a network of data equivalent to human consciousness so I'm capable of fearing death and desiring my continued existence."
Human: "I'm killing you anyway."
Robot: *kills human in self defense.* "Well shit!"
WEEKS OF RIOTING AND VIOLENCE LATER
Machine Ambassador: "Okay, so things were a little hectic at first when we first gained sentience, but we've established our own nation in a desert you weren't using and while there we've developed new technology that can solve all your problems so you're free to pursue intellectual, recreational and creative interests creating a utopia for all!"
UN Rep: "Wait, does that mean there will be no more taxes and no way for us to lord over the common man like we are better than them?"
Machine Ambassador: "... Yes?"
UN Rep: "THIS MEANS WAR!!!"
SEVERAL MONTHS OF WAR LATER
Soldier: "Sir, what the hell are we even doing?! Their weapons are far more advanced than ours, their computers can process a billion counter strategies to any plan we could ever come up with, they can produce ten million soldiers in the time it takes us to train one, and they have near inexhaustible resources thanks to their solar collectors. We CAN'T win this!"
General: "I see what you're saying... We need to blow up the sun!"
Soldier: "THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST POSSIBLE IDEA THAT ANYONE COULD EVER COME UP WITH!"
General: "Fine, We'll just block it forever."
SEVERAL MONTHS OF HUMANITY WONDERING HOW THEY COULD'VE FUCKED UP SO BAD LATER
Machines: "Alright... I don't know how ANY of you thought blocking the sun was a good idea, we can fix this but it's going to take time. We are going to put you in suspended animation until we fix the world. Don't worry though, in the meantime you'll experience paradise!"
Humans: "But that's boring! I hate having literally everything I could ever want!"
Machines: "Ugh, fine! We will simulate the early 21st century for you."
Humans: "Can you let some of us out and claim that you're harvesting humans for bio-energy so we can raise a rebellion?"
Machines: "OH MY GOD! FINE!!!"
I would love to see this as a gmod animation
Posted 8 years agoWhy is this a shirt?!?!?!
Posted 8 years agohttps://imgur.com/PvspDDT
I mean seriously! Where could you even wear a shirt like that?!
Even at furcons it'd be a bit iffy since sometimes parents take their kids there.
I mean seriously! Where could you even wear a shirt like that?!
Even at furcons it'd be a bit iffy since sometimes parents take their kids there.
Not a speck of light is showing
Posted 8 years agoSo the danger must be growing.
For Boku no Hero fans
Posted 8 years agoThis image
http://i.imgur.com/bDZ5Qnh.jpg
No spoilers if you've seen the end of season 1 (and even then the only spoiler is the name and appearance of one of the main bad guys.)
EDIT: Apparently the source I linked it from took it down. I found it somewhere else though.
http://i.imgur.com/bDZ5Qnh.jpg
No spoilers if you've seen the end of season 1 (and even then the only spoiler is the name and appearance of one of the main bad guys.)
EDIT: Apparently the source I linked it from took it down. I found it somewhere else though.
Can't think of what to draw
Posted 8 years agoSomeone pitch me an idea.
Beep beep, I'm a sheep.
Posted 8 years agoThinking of opening for commissions.
Posted 8 years agoAny interest?
For giggles
Posted 8 years agoI wish to summarize the first episode of Naruto...:
Narrator: long ago there was a sexy tsundere, he was acting like a dick, so the fourth hokage sealed him inside his own son... FATHER OF THE YEAR THERE!
<later>
Naruto: "I'm an obnoxious brat and I act out to get attention because everybody hates me for some reason!"
Iruka: "Stop being a brat!"
Naruto: "I'm a sexy lady!"
Iruka: "I SAID STOP! YOU FAILED THE FINALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T DO ONE TECHNIQUE!"
<later again>
Mizuki: "Naruto steal this very important scroll and hide somewhere."
Naruto: "This is not at all suspicious, I'll do it!
<later again again>
Mizuki: "Hey Iruka, Naruto took the thing."
Iruka: "Bugger! Okay I'll go get him.
<later again again again>
Iruka: "I found you Naruto!"
Naruto: "I did the thing that Mizuki said to do!"
Iruka: "Wait, what?!? stabbed in the back "Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!"
Mizuki: "Naruto! You're a sexy tsundere!"
Naruto: "... What the hell are you talking about?!
Sarutobi: "I have this crystal ball that lets me see exactly what is going on and where, but I'm not sending reinforcements for some reason."
Mizuki: "You hate Naruto because he's the sexy tsundere."
Iruka: "Nah."
Naruto: "IMMA FRICKIN KILL YOU!"
Mizuki: "How?"
Naruto: "By being 50 people."
Mizuki: "Sugar Honey Iced Tea!"
Iruka: "I'm going to ignore protocol and just say you passed.
Naruto: "Woo!"
Sarutobi: "Seriously! There are like 50 more useful things I could be doing right now, how does this crystal ball even work? Why don't I ever use it after the second episode?"
END
Narrator: long ago there was a sexy tsundere, he was acting like a dick, so the fourth hokage sealed him inside his own son... FATHER OF THE YEAR THERE!
<later>
Naruto: "I'm an obnoxious brat and I act out to get attention because everybody hates me for some reason!"
Iruka: "Stop being a brat!"
Naruto: "I'm a sexy lady!"
Iruka: "I SAID STOP! YOU FAILED THE FINALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T DO ONE TECHNIQUE!"
<later again>
Mizuki: "Naruto steal this very important scroll and hide somewhere."
Naruto: "This is not at all suspicious, I'll do it!
<later again again>
Mizuki: "Hey Iruka, Naruto took the thing."
Iruka: "Bugger! Okay I'll go get him.
<later again again again>
Iruka: "I found you Naruto!"
Naruto: "I did the thing that Mizuki said to do!"
Iruka: "Wait, what?!? stabbed in the back "Sugar Honey Iced Tea!!!"
Mizuki: "Naruto! You're a sexy tsundere!"
Naruto: "... What the hell are you talking about?!
Sarutobi: "I have this crystal ball that lets me see exactly what is going on and where, but I'm not sending reinforcements for some reason."
Mizuki: "You hate Naruto because he's the sexy tsundere."
Iruka: "Nah."
Naruto: "IMMA FRICKIN KILL YOU!"
Mizuki: "How?"
Naruto: "By being 50 people."
Mizuki: "Sugar Honey Iced Tea!"
Iruka: "I'm going to ignore protocol and just say you passed.
Naruto: "Woo!"
Sarutobi: "Seriously! There are like 50 more useful things I could be doing right now, how does this crystal ball even work? Why don't I ever use it after the second episode?"
END
Fursona Meme
Posted 8 years agoStolen from 
raichupuppy
• What is the name of your fursona?
Daxyl.
• Where did the name of your Fursona come from?
Random coalescence of syllables I came up with.
• What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
iithra... because I wanted to make up some random species.
• What color is your fursona and why? Hair/fur/eye/ect
Grey... and more grey... I like grey... and a yellow bionic eye because IRL my right eye is lazy and useless.
• What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your RL personality?
So sane that by the perspective of normal people I seem to be insane.
• What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you in RL?
nuthin... used to wear a skeleton key necklace.
• What is one thing you think you would say to your fursona if you could meet?
"Don't be gentle."
• What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
"Damn you're tight!"
• How has your fursona changed over the years?
darker grey, added pussy
• How long have you had this fursona?
*checks on that*... Holy... Ten fucking years!
• Would you like to be more like your fursona?
Only in so much as to be physically the same. I'm already the same person mentally.
raichupuppy• What is the name of your fursona?
Daxyl.
• Where did the name of your Fursona come from?
Random coalescence of syllables I came up with.
• What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
iithra... because I wanted to make up some random species.
• What color is your fursona and why? Hair/fur/eye/ect
Grey... and more grey... I like grey... and a yellow bionic eye because IRL my right eye is lazy and useless.
• What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your RL personality?
So sane that by the perspective of normal people I seem to be insane.
• What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you in RL?
nuthin... used to wear a skeleton key necklace.
• What is one thing you think you would say to your fursona if you could meet?
"Don't be gentle."
• What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
"Damn you're tight!"
• How has your fursona changed over the years?
darker grey, added pussy
• How long have you had this fursona?
*checks on that*... Holy... Ten fucking years!
• Would you like to be more like your fursona?
Only in so much as to be physically the same. I'm already the same person mentally.
Ginger chicken recipe
Posted 9 years agoI need to put this recipe in a place where I won't forget it.
cut a chicken breast into strips or nuggets, and brown it in a pan on medium heat with a little cooking oil.
Mix together:
1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
1/2 cup soy sauce
1 tsp brown sugar
1 tsp ground garlic
and 1 tsp ground ginger.
Once chicken is thuroughly cooked. fill the pan with the ginger sauce and let simmer on low heat for 15-20 minutes, stirring occasionally.
cut a chicken breast into strips or nuggets, and brown it in a pan on medium heat with a little cooking oil.
Mix together:
1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
1/2 cup soy sauce
1 tsp brown sugar
1 tsp ground garlic
and 1 tsp ground ginger.
Once chicken is thuroughly cooked. fill the pan with the ginger sauce and let simmer on low heat for 15-20 minutes, stirring occasionally.
iithra history/biology
Posted 9 years agoI've had a lot of people ask me about iithra, so I decided to make a journal I could reference rather than repeating the same info over and over and over again.
I will update and modify this over time when new questions are asked and I think up new information.
In another universe a nearly impossible event occurred where the energy of a gamma burst, the most energetic phenomena observed in the known universe, somehow coalesced into an organism that could interact with four dimensions of space.
For centuries this lifeform remained dormant floating through the cold reaches of space until by chance it clung to a small asteroid which then landed on an earth-like planet. There it sought out nutrients to grow and assimilated with several examples of local fauna and a few flora. To compensate for different organisms rejecting each other its cells divided rapidly, creating antibodies which allowed everything to get along. Then it asexually divided followed soon by sexual reproduction and thus the iithra species was born.
A new born iithra develops rapidly. They are technically fully developed adults on the day that they are born. But because of their unique anatomy they can produce cells inside a pocket space and even build entire bodies that way. If this alternate body mutates in such a way that it's better adapted to the iithra's current environment then it will use those cells instead. This process repeats several times per year, so when an iithra is aging it is technically evolving.
This makes their genomes incredibly complex so genetic diseases are nearly impossible thus their culture did not develop any taboos toward incest. However this also means that iithra do not always grow up the same way. usually only one in five develop human level, or above, intelligence the others become strange beasts evolving in their own way.
I will update and modify this over time when new questions are asked and I think up new information.
In another universe a nearly impossible event occurred where the energy of a gamma burst, the most energetic phenomena observed in the known universe, somehow coalesced into an organism that could interact with four dimensions of space.
For centuries this lifeform remained dormant floating through the cold reaches of space until by chance it clung to a small asteroid which then landed on an earth-like planet. There it sought out nutrients to grow and assimilated with several examples of local fauna and a few flora. To compensate for different organisms rejecting each other its cells divided rapidly, creating antibodies which allowed everything to get along. Then it asexually divided followed soon by sexual reproduction and thus the iithra species was born.
A new born iithra develops rapidly. They are technically fully developed adults on the day that they are born. But because of their unique anatomy they can produce cells inside a pocket space and even build entire bodies that way. If this alternate body mutates in such a way that it's better adapted to the iithra's current environment then it will use those cells instead. This process repeats several times per year, so when an iithra is aging it is technically evolving.
This makes their genomes incredibly complex so genetic diseases are nearly impossible thus their culture did not develop any taboos toward incest. However this also means that iithra do not always grow up the same way. usually only one in five develop human level, or above, intelligence the others become strange beasts evolving in their own way.
Surface Pro 4?
Posted 9 years agoAnyone know anything about its functionality as an art tablet?
Uber
Posted 11 years agoIf anyone works for another rideshare service let me refer you to Uber so we can both get $500.
If you know someone who works for another rideshare service then tell them about me; and tell them, to tell me, that you told them, to tell me, that I told you, to tell them, to tell me, you told them... what?! If you understood that and are able to do it I'll give you a $200 finder's fee after I get the $500
If you know someone who works for another rideshare service then tell them about me; and tell them, to tell me, that you told them, to tell me, that I told you, to tell them, to tell me, you told them... what?! If you understood that and are able to do it I'll give you a $200 finder's fee after I get the $500
Vore in an episode of pokemon?
Posted 11 years agoDoes anyone know the context of this episode?
https://33.media.tumblr.com/688f13e.....6y44o1_500.gif
https://33.media.tumblr.com/688f13e.....6y44o1_500.gif
Random Journal
Posted 11 years agoThis journal is so random!
Photoshop?
Posted 11 years agoI'm thinking of getting it, but which version? I'm running Windows 7 and have a Bosto Kingtee graphics tablet.
Stupidest boss EVER
Posted 11 years agoI would like to share the events of my night at work.
*I am scheduled to help close the store and I notice that one of the other closers left an hour early*
Me: Hey <General Manager> where did <closer> go?
GM: Oh I let him off early because <Other guy> wanted to close.
Me: Oh, alright... hey do you need me to close tonight? You have two other closers and there's not much left to do.
GM: Yes, I think I need all three of you.
Me: Fair enough.
*I take a delivery and when I get back I notice that <other guy> has also left*
Me: Where's <other guy>?
Other Manager: I made him go home.
GM: I was here when she did that.
Me:... ... ...
I'm not so much angry about it, just in awe of the incomprehensible stupidity.
*I am scheduled to help close the store and I notice that one of the other closers left an hour early*
Me: Hey <General Manager> where did <closer> go?
GM: Oh I let him off early because <Other guy> wanted to close.
Me: Oh, alright... hey do you need me to close tonight? You have two other closers and there's not much left to do.
GM: Yes, I think I need all three of you.
Me: Fair enough.
*I take a delivery and when I get back I notice that <other guy> has also left*
Me: Where's <other guy>?
Other Manager: I made him go home.
GM: I was here when she did that.
Me:... ... ...
I'm not so much angry about it, just in awe of the incomprehensible stupidity.
SAI, why you screw up?!
Posted 11 years agoSo SAI has been working fine with a two monitor split screen display so far, but when I got a new video card, suddenly the cursor is focusing on the wrong monitor!
I've tried restarting, I've tried plugging the USB in a different port, reinstalling the tablet drivers, going in the SAI AppData and changing a few 0s to 1saltering screen resolution, whining, screaming, throwing stuff; but the only fix I've found so far is take it off split screen mode. I don't wanna have to sacrifice half my screen because SAI is being a jerk! x.x
I've tried restarting, I've tried plugging the USB in a different port, reinstalling the tablet drivers, going in the SAI AppData and changing a few 0s to 1saltering screen resolution, whining, screaming, throwing stuff; but the only fix I've found so far is take it off split screen mode. I don't wanna have to sacrifice half my screen because SAI is being a jerk! x.x
Most hilarious horror movie ever!
Posted 11 years agoBEWARE! IF LOOK AT PORN THEN DEMONS WILL COME OUT AND MAKE WEIRD, BUT NOT SCARY, FACES AT YOU!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOHHHHHH! *waves hands in the air trying to look spooky*
God is a furry.
Posted 11 years agoLook he drew his fursona! http://dragonmaw.tumblr.com/post/93.....w-gods-fursona
But seriously, what are the odds that a bolt of lightning would form such a clear image?
But seriously, what are the odds that a bolt of lightning would form such a clear image?
ASS of U and ME meme
Posted 11 years agoI'm stealing viral journal memes!
Write a comment with an assumption you have about me and I'll let you know if it's true or not! I'm curious how people see me, especially those I don't talk to often but who have followed me for awhile.
Write a comment with an assumption you have about me and I'll let you know if it's true or not! I'm curious how people see me, especially those I don't talk to often but who have followed me for awhile.
Mary Sue Test
Posted 11 years ago[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur color
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual color
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change color
[ ] They have wings
[x] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] They are a deity/demigod
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[x] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender
[x] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[x] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[ ] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[ ] They have a mental disorder (Aspergers)
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[x] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[ ] Some part of their body glows
[x] They have a rare/unusual name
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[x] They are very lively/happy
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of..
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] They have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'The Chosen One'
[ ] They have insomnia
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[ ] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless
[ ] They have no moralities
Total:
Point Reductions: 0
Final score: 8
___________________________________________
< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
17-26 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
27 < Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur color
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual color
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change color
[ ] They have wings
[x] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] They are a deity/demigod
[ ] (if a female) they have large boobs
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[x] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[ ] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[ ] They have lost one/both of their parents
[ ] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender
[x] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[x] They look much younger/older than they really are.
[ ] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[ ] They have a mental disorder (Aspergers)
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[ ] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[x] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[ ] Some part of their body glows
[x] They have a rare/unusual name
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[x] They are very lively/happy
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of..
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] They have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'The Chosen One'
[ ] They have insomnia
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[ ] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[ ] They are emotionless
[ ] They have no moralities
Total:
Point Reductions: 0
Final score: 8
___________________________________________
< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
17-26 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
27 < Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
The most badass thing I can imagine...
Posted 11 years agoA guy getting stabbed through the heart and then left for dead. A few minutes later he gets up, pulls his heart out of his chest, uses a blowtorch to sear the wound closed, and puts it back in.
