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Posted 12 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Distance and probable consequences aside, yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever the mood best suits.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
From the foot, the right.
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course. (I'm under the impression that those who say no are terrible liars. :U )
5. How often? Lately?
Every 3 to 4 days. Quite low maintenance.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'm not a stripper, so no.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower, if I'm in a hurry. I usually am.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Read, yes. Watch, no. Create? In a sense.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
That's a good question...
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends. However, none of us are lovers.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
As much as I want to know, yes.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love is great, yeah, but...money gets bills paid.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Any type of oral, light bondage (handcuffs are fun to get out of), and snowballing.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Just one. Forgot the name, with purpose.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On the shore of a small creek, mid-spring. Full moon.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Pinning someone on the hood of my very first car. It was...the unsexiest thing, ever.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
In a sense. When you're at a party, and drunk, things aren't exactly quiet, yet alone private.
19.Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Never been to a bar. Cheaper to drink at home, with good company.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See #20.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Again, #20.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes to both.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual. Preference shifts between men and women.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nein.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Uwotm8?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. The company I work for does maintenance on it, as it's on the company's property.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not personally.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yup.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Just two.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
A couple of my friends, but only to return the favor. NO REGRETS.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not that I can remember.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nah.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Well, I do collaborate with people to write smut; so, yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
YES (Foreplay)
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one that satisfies both my partner, and myself. There are just so many, it's hard to have just one.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
All-time favorite? I like playing a little trust game, called rimming. :I
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
If fucking next to a passed out dude counts, then sure?
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Well, seeing as this is FA...I would hope that no one has enough shame to withhold their answers. I mean, anonymity still exists.
Distance and probable consequences aside, yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever the mood best suits.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
From the foot, the right.
4. Do you masturbate?
Of course. (I'm under the impression that those who say no are terrible liars. :U )
5. How often? Lately?
Every 3 to 4 days. Quite low maintenance.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'm not a stripper, so no.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower, if I'm in a hurry. I usually am.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Read, yes. Watch, no. Create? In a sense.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
That's a good question...
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love all my friends. However, none of us are lovers.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
As much as I want to know, yes.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love is great, yeah, but...money gets bills paid.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Any type of oral, light bondage (handcuffs are fun to get out of), and snowballing.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Just one. Forgot the name, with purpose.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On the shore of a small creek, mid-spring. Full moon.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Pinning someone on the hood of my very first car. It was...the unsexiest thing, ever.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
In a sense. When you're at a party, and drunk, things aren't exactly quiet, yet alone private.
19.Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Never been to a bar. Cheaper to drink at home, with good company.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
See #20.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Again, #20.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes to both.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual. Preference shifts between men and women.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nein.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Uwotm8?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. The company I work for does maintenance on it, as it's on the company's property.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not personally.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yup.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Just two.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
A couple of my friends, but only to return the favor. NO REGRETS.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not that I can remember.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nah.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Well, I do collaborate with people to write smut; so, yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
YES (Foreplay)
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
The one that satisfies both my partner, and myself. There are just so many, it's hard to have just one.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
All-time favorite? I like playing a little trust game, called rimming. :I
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
If fucking next to a passed out dude counts, then sure?
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Well, seeing as this is FA...I would hope that no one has enough shame to withhold their answers. I mean, anonymity still exists.
