FA+
Shop
MLP: The Farmer in the Dell
Posted 13 years agoGot word of a fine fanfic. As charming and hopeful a read as you can hope for. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7926055/
If you have trouble with the pdf, just follow the link to dA for a good copy there.
If you have trouble with the pdf, just follow the link to dA for a good copy there.
Just Don't!!!
Posted 13 years agoJust don't
Found on Midnightsexile's IB journal.
Just Don't Do It
The boy you punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few min ago.
That girl you called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.
The boy you called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the other day is already being abused at home.
You think you know them.
Guess what, YOU DON'T!
Re-post if you are against bullying.
I bet most of you won't.
Repost this if you're that one with a heart.
(Midnightsexile's person note here) from my experience there are 2 kinds of bullies. #1 those who have decided to become the evil that's most likely hurt them in the past (these people can not be changed by man's hand) and , #2 those who have not seen justice done and therefor lash out at any thing, knowing full well that hurting an innocent 3rd party isn't right and will not even the score for past wrong doings against them self. The 2nd kind of bully is the kind that regrets his/her actions and with time/self reflection can grow into a better person.
(My take) Being a big guy myself, I can see how one can be lured by the false sense of power bullying can bring. But I was raised to see that it is only a hollow shadow of real strength. If you are truly strong, then you don't need to seek out those weaker than yourself to gain a sense of self worth.
Found on Midnightsexile's IB journal.
Just Don't Do It
The boy you punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few min ago.
That girl you called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.
The boy you called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the other day is already being abused at home.
You think you know them.
Guess what, YOU DON'T!
Re-post if you are against bullying.
I bet most of you won't.
Repost this if you're that one with a heart.
(Midnightsexile's person note here) from my experience there are 2 kinds of bullies. #1 those who have decided to become the evil that's most likely hurt them in the past (these people can not be changed by man's hand) and , #2 those who have not seen justice done and therefor lash out at any thing, knowing full well that hurting an innocent 3rd party isn't right and will not even the score for past wrong doings against them self. The 2nd kind of bully is the kind that regrets his/her actions and with time/self reflection can grow into a better person.
(My take) Being a big guy myself, I can see how one can be lured by the false sense of power bullying can bring. But I was raised to see that it is only a hollow shadow of real strength. If you are truly strong, then you don't need to seek out those weaker than yourself to gain a sense of self worth.
Yet Another MLP Meme XD
Posted 14 years agoAlrighty, then! Here's my ripoff take on this!
Twilight Sparkle:
[x] You have a huge collection of books.
[x] You value your alone time.
[x] You have trouble making friends.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] You write letters regularly.
[x] You find a lesson in everything.
[ ] You have trouble doing things “the old-fashioned way.”
[ ] You’ve recently moved to a new town.
[x] You’re rather sarcastic.
[x] You’re often accused of being a know-it-all.
Total: 7
Pinkie Pie:
[ ] You’re the black sheep of the family.
[ ] You’re majorly hyper.
[ ] You love to siiiing!
[ ] You’re known for throwing great parties!
[ ] You’re great at baking.
[x] People sometimes don’t get your jokes.
[ ] You’re a prankster troll.
[ ] You’re a super-intense personality.
[ ] You have strange pets.
[ ] You are known to go to extremes.
Total: 1
Applejack:
[x] You’re very stubborn.
[x] You find great joy in working.
[x] You prefer the country to the city.
[ ] You speak with an accent.
[x] You HATE cheating.
[ ] You have freckles.
[x] You prefer casual wear rather than formal things.
[ ] You wear your hair in a ponytail(s).
[x] You have a large family.
[x] You have trouble lying.
Total:7
Rainbow Dash:
[x] You love winning.
[ ] You like sports.
[ ] You have a funky haircolor.
[ ] You have fanboi tendencies.
[ ] You have no problem speaking your mind.
[x] You will give up anything for your friends.
[x] You like being recognized for good things.
[x] You have no problem defying traditional gender-roles.
[ ] You act now, think later.
[ ] You’re very brave.
Total:4
Rarity:
[ ] You love being the center of attention.
[ ] You have a cat.
[ ] You sew well.
[ ] It’s well-known that you’re somewhat vain.
[ ] You love the excitement of the city!
[x] You will overwork yourself to do something nice for your friends.
[ ] You wear makeup.
[ ] You’re prone to whining.
[ ] You have original taste in fashion.
[x] You enjoy bonding with your besties <3
Total: 2
Fluttershy:
[x] You HATE being the center of attention.
[x ] You struggle with sharing your mind.
[x] You love animals and help them however you can.
[ ] You’re graceful.
[x ] You’re very quiet or soft-spoken.
[x] You have a secret mean-streak.
[ ] You’ve been told you could model.
[ ] You’re the eldest of your friends.
[ ]You like wearing your hair loose and long.
[x] You’re very nurturing
Total: 6
Looks like I'm tied between Twilight and AJ (Goldurnit!)
This meme needs a Derpy section. I'd prolly ace that.
Twilight Sparkle:
[x] You have a huge collection of books.
[x] You value your alone time.
[x] You have trouble making friends.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] You write letters regularly.
[x] You find a lesson in everything.
[ ] You have trouble doing things “the old-fashioned way.”
[ ] You’ve recently moved to a new town.
[x] You’re rather sarcastic.
[x] You’re often accused of being a know-it-all.
Total: 7
Pinkie Pie:
[ ] You’re the black sheep of the family.
[ ] You’re majorly hyper.
[ ] You love to siiiing!
[ ] You’re known for throwing great parties!
[ ] You’re great at baking.
[x] People sometimes don’t get your jokes.
[ ] You’re a prankster troll.
[ ] You’re a super-intense personality.
[ ] You have strange pets.
[ ] You are known to go to extremes.
Total: 1
Applejack:
[x] You’re very stubborn.
[x] You find great joy in working.
[x] You prefer the country to the city.
[ ] You speak with an accent.
[x] You HATE cheating.
[ ] You have freckles.
[x] You prefer casual wear rather than formal things.
[ ] You wear your hair in a ponytail(s).
[x] You have a large family.
[x] You have trouble lying.
Total:7
Rainbow Dash:
[x] You love winning.
[ ] You like sports.
[ ] You have a funky haircolor.
[ ] You have fanboi tendencies.
[ ] You have no problem speaking your mind.
[x] You will give up anything for your friends.
[x] You like being recognized for good things.
[x] You have no problem defying traditional gender-roles.
[ ] You act now, think later.
[ ] You’re very brave.
Total:4
Rarity:
[ ] You love being the center of attention.
[ ] You have a cat.
[ ] You sew well.
[ ] It’s well-known that you’re somewhat vain.
[ ] You love the excitement of the city!
[x] You will overwork yourself to do something nice for your friends.
[ ] You wear makeup.
[ ] You’re prone to whining.
[ ] You have original taste in fashion.
[x] You enjoy bonding with your besties <3
Total: 2
Fluttershy:
[x] You HATE being the center of attention.
[x ] You struggle with sharing your mind.
[x] You love animals and help them however you can.
[ ] You’re graceful.
[x ] You’re very quiet or soft-spoken.
[x] You have a secret mean-streak.
[ ] You’ve been told you could model.
[ ] You’re the eldest of your friends.
[ ]You like wearing your hair loose and long.
[x] You’re very nurturing
Total: 6
Looks like I'm tied between Twilight and AJ (Goldurnit!)
This meme needs a Derpy section. I'd prolly ace that.
Make It Stop
Posted 14 years agoTaken from 
jinxyfalina's journal
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
Please Repost and Name Make it Stop.
jinxyfalina's journalA 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
Please Repost and Name Make it Stop.
Make It Stop
Posted 14 years agoA 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.
Please Repost and Name Make it Stop.
Please Repost and Name Make it Stop.
AMBER ALERT FROM VANCOUVER!!!
Posted 14 years agoPassing this on to help recover a missing girl.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2397916/
Please help out and do the same.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2397916/
Please help out and do the same.
Remember the Fallen
Posted 14 years agoJust wishing everyone a happy Memorial Day. And hoping we can all remember those wo gave the ultimate measure of themselves so we could enjoy this, and every other day of the year.
Plucky go down da hole!
Posted 14 years ago
mess1ahBreaking news: Hell Freezes Over!
Posted 14 years agoGot a little snow in the Tucson area last night. Got down as far as the intersection of Ina and La Cholla, but not much farther. Picture here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5325281
Fursona Name Meme (SEXEH BEAST ME!!!)
Posted 14 years agoRipped off from 
tamatitheninetailedfox
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
F = Loves it hard
R = Beautiful/Handsome
A = French Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
H = Freaking Hot
N = Cool person
I = Everyone's best friend
O = Different
S = Damn sexy
A = French Kisser
N = Cool person
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
R = Beautiful/ Handsome
A = French Kisser
R = Beautiful/ Handsome
C = Will kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
N = Cool person
A = French Kisser
L = Beautiful eyes
Hmmm...
No wonder his wives keep him around. And he has to keep the ladies away at gunpoint. =D
Lots of duplication in key areas, but the last name brackets it with new info.
I might do this with my other OCs and see what comes out. =D
tamatitheninetailedfoxA = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
F = Loves it hard
R = Beautiful/Handsome
A = French Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
H = Freaking Hot
N = Cool person
I = Everyone's best friend
O = Different
S = Damn sexy
A = French Kisser
N = Cool person
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
R = Beautiful/ Handsome
A = French Kisser
R = Beautiful/ Handsome
C = Will kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
N = Cool person
A = French Kisser
L = Beautiful eyes
Hmmm...
No wonder his wives keep him around. And he has to keep the ladies away at gunpoint. =D
Lots of duplication in key areas, but the last name brackets it with new info.
I might do this with my other OCs and see what comes out. =D
Character Interaction Meme
Posted 15 years agoYoinked from 
addlesee's journal.
Choose twelve of your characters in any order. Then answer the questions that follow:
My characters:
1. Frachniosan Vrarchnal
2. Princess Flessalrhanya
3. Megamutt
4. Dr. Canus (Halrosan Canusal)
5. Alirhanya
6. Racilia
7. Taffedra
8. Kitty
9. King Crunch
10. Tanna Ebinas
11. Christopher
12. Mechamutt
The questions:
1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Christopher. He's already a medical polymath.
2) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
>=D
3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Check up on how his wife is doing. A little TOO well!
4) What would be 9's favorite book?
Anything with motorcycles.
5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
In a way, Raci already has (Flessa knows where she “Buried the bodies”).
6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 or 10?
Tanna. Because Crunch is her grandfather and they're already good friends.
7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Comforting Mechamutt who wishes he could go back to his wife.
8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Utter devastation. She hates the pedophilic bastard that much.
9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would (s)he get it back?
The cute kitten face and a lot of tears.
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
“Electric Dreams and Sharp Desires”
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Revealing the truth behind Halrosan's “villainy”.
12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
=D<3
13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Staying dead would be a good beginning.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
No.
15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 or 5, which would it be?
Flessa would definitely choose her daughter. (Never get between a mother and her offspring!)
16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
“Combat mode engaged!”
17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Styx's “Miss America”
18) 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Raci. Foxy's too much of a gentleman, and Mechamutt is nicer than he pretends.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
“Wanna give me mah 'medicine', Shugah?”
20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Indecent exposure.
21) What is 6's secret?
She wishes her father would understand her choice of career. (she's a bounty hunter)
22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Hard to say. While Crunch is a lot bigger and stronger than Chris, Chris is a fast runner too.
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Taffy.
24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat of 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that (s)he is a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to gain their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
“Marvel Assistant-Editors Month”
The beauty is you can change the roster to produce different answers to the questions.
addlesee's journal.Choose twelve of your characters in any order. Then answer the questions that follow:
My characters:
1. Frachniosan Vrarchnal
2. Princess Flessalrhanya
3. Megamutt
4. Dr. Canus (Halrosan Canusal)
5. Alirhanya
6. Racilia
7. Taffedra
8. Kitty
9. King Crunch
10. Tanna Ebinas
11. Christopher
12. Mechamutt
The questions:
1) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Christopher. He's already a medical polymath.
2) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
>=D
3) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Check up on how his wife is doing. A little TOO well!
4) What would be 9's favorite book?
Anything with motorcycles.
5) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
In a way, Raci already has (Flessa knows where she “Buried the bodies”).
6) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should (s)he share a studio apartment with 9 or 10?
Tanna. Because Crunch is her grandfather and they're already good friends.
7) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Comforting Mechamutt who wishes he could go back to his wife.
8) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Utter devastation. She hates the pedophilic bastard that much.
9) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would (s)he get it back?
The cute kitten face and a lot of tears.
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
“Electric Dreams and Sharp Desires”
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Revealing the truth behind Halrosan's “villainy”.
12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
=D<3
13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Staying dead would be a good beginning.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
No.
15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 or 5, which would it be?
Flessa would definitely choose her daughter. (Never get between a mother and her offspring!)
16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
“Combat mode engaged!”
17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Styx's “Miss America”
18) 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Raci. Foxy's too much of a gentleman, and Mechamutt is nicer than he pretends.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
“Wanna give me mah 'medicine', Shugah?”
20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Indecent exposure.
21) What is 6's secret?
She wishes her father would understand her choice of career. (she's a bounty hunter)
22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Hard to say. While Crunch is a lot bigger and stronger than Chris, Chris is a fast runner too.
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Taffy.
24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat of 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that (s)he is a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to gain their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
“Marvel Assistant-Editors Month”
The beauty is you can change the roster to produce different answers to the questions.
Mathematical Formula for Success Discovered
Posted 15 years agoHere is a little something someone gave me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me laugh out loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... It goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they're giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented by:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20+103%
AND look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7+118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... It goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they're giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented by:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20+103%
AND look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7+118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Sad News.T_T
Posted 15 years agoWord has been received of the passing of a dear friend on FA. Angela Andrea, our own 
renamonprincess died monday of cancer. May she rest in peace and bring some magic to the next world. This one is a sadder place without her.
EDIT I forgot to link to
epico's journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1984094/. My bad.
renamonprincess died monday of cancer. May she rest in peace and bring some magic to the next world. This one is a sadder place without her.EDIT I forgot to link to
epico's journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1984094/. My bad.Animation Meme
Posted 15 years agoGanked from 
portzebie and 
freehaven
- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Italicize what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral
CLASSIC DISNEY
[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[x] Bambi (1942)
[x] Cinderella (1950)
[x] Dumbo (1941)
[x] Fantasia (1940)
[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[x] Mary Poppins (1964)
[x] Peter Pan (1953)
[x] Pinocchio (1940)
[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[x] Song of the South (1946)
Most of these I know I saw as a kid; I haven't watched any of these (except Fantasia) recently.
DISNEY'S DARK AGE
[x] The Aristocats (1970)
[x] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[x] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[o] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[x] The Jungle Book (1967)
[ ] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[ ] Oliver and Company (1986)
[x] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[x] The Rescuers (1977)
[x] Robin Hood (1973)
[x] The Sword In The Stone (1963)
Again, saw what I've got checked off as a kid.
THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
[x] Aladdin (1992) [Easily the best Disney movie.]
[x] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[ ] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[o] Hercules (1997)
[ ] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) bleh
[x] The Lion King (1994)
[x] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[x] Mulan (1998)
[ ] Pocahontas (1995)
[x] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[ ] Tarzan (1999)
DISNEY'S MODERN AGE
[x] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[ ] Bolt (2008)
[o] Brother Bear (2003)
[ ] Chicken Little (2005)
[ ] Dinosaur (2000)
[ ] The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
[ ] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[ ] Home on the Range (2004)
[x] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[ ] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[o] Treasure Planet (2002)
PIXAR
[o] A Bug's Life (1998)
[x] Cars (2006)
[ ] Finding Nemo (2003)
[x] The Incredibles (2004)
[x] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[x] Ratatouille (2007)
[o] Toy Story (1995)
[x] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[ ] Toy Story 3 (2010)
[x] Wall-E (2008)
[ ] Up (2009)
DON BLUTH
[x] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[x] An American Tail (1986)
[x] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)
[ ] Anastasia (1997)
[x] The Land Before Time (1988)
[ ] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[x] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[x] The Secret of NIMH (1982) [AAAGH, yes you are the best animated film ever!]
[ ] Thumbelina (1994)
[x] Titan AE (2000)
[ ] A Troll in Central Park (1994)
CLAYMATION
[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[ ] Chicken Run (2000) [Saw this in theaters; I still need to pick it up on DVD some day.]
[ ] Coraline (2009)
[ ] Corpse Bride (2005)
[ ] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[ ] The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
[ ] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
CGI GLUT
[ ] Antz (1998)
[ ] Happy Feet (2006)
[o] Kung Fu Panda (2008) (2 disc set with Secrets of the Furious Five!)
[o] Madagascar (2005)
[ ] Monster House (2006)
[o] Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
[o] Over the Hedge (2006)
[ ] The Polar Express (2004)
[x] Shrek (2001)
[x] Shrek 2 (2004)
[x] Shrek The Third (2007)
IMPORTS
[ ] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[x] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[ ] Light Years (1988)
[ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[ ] The Plague Dogs (1982)
[ ] Persepolis (2007)
[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[ ] Watership Down (1978)
[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[x] Yellow Submarine (1968) (I wanna find it!)
STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI
[ ] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
[ ] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[ ] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[ ] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[ ] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[ ] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[ ] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[ ] Only Yesterday (1991)
[ ] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[ ] Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea (2009)
[ ] Porco Rosso (1992)
[ ] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[ ] Spirited Away (2002)
[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
SATOSHI KON
[ ] Millennium Actress (2001)
[ ] Paprika (2006)
[ ] Perfect Blue (1999)
[ ] Tokyo Godfathers (2003) [I cannot recommend this hard enough.]
[ ] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" part (1995)
SHINKAI MAKOTO
[ ] She and Her Cat (1999)
[ ] Voices of a Distant Star (2001) ["I am here."]
[ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[ ] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)
OTHER ANIME FILMS
[x] Akira (1989)
[o] Appleseed (2004)
[ ] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[ ] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003)
[ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[x] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[ ] End of Evangelion (1997)
[ ] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[ ] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[x] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[ ] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[ ] Lensman (1984)
[ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[ ] Metropolis (2001)
[ ] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[ ] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[ ] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[ ] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[ ] Project A-ko (1986)
[ ] Robot Carnival (1987)
[ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[ ] Silent Möbius (1991)
[ ] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[ ] Steamboy (2004)
[ ] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[x] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983)
[ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987)(I'd love to find it!)
[ ] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[ ] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987)
CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS
[ ] American Pop (1981)
[x] The Animatrix (2003) [Special shout-out to "Beyond", which is one of the most amazing animated shorts I've ever seen.]
[ ] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[x] Cool World (1992)
[x] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[x] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[ ] Fire & Ice (1983)
[ ] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[x] Heavy Metal (1981)
[ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Lookin' (1982)
[x] Lady Death (2004)
[ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006) still wanna see this
[ ] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[ ] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[ ] Waking Life (2001)
OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES
[ ] Animal Farm (1954)
[x] Animalympics (1980)
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)
[ ] Balto (1995)
[ ] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[ ] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[ ] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[ ] Cats Don't Dance (1997)
[x] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[x] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[ ] Fern Gully (1992)
[ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[ ] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[x] The Hobbit (1977)
[x] The Iron Giant (1999)
[x] Ice Age (2002)
[ ] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
[x] Lord of the Rings (1978) (My Precious, My Precious!)
[ ] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)
[ ] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[x] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982) (It's scary inside the mind of a terrorist!)
[ ] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[ ] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002)
[ ] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[ ] Ringing Bell (1978)
[ ] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[ ] Scamper the Penguin (1988)
[ ] The Seventh Brother (1995)
[x] Space Jam (1996) (Lola Bunny! NUFF SAID!)
[ ] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[ ] Superman: Doomsday (2007)
[ ] The Swan Princess (1994)
[x] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[x] Wizards (1977)
[x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[ ] Willy the Sparrow (1988)
[ ] Wonder Woman (2009)
portzebie and 
freehaven- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Italicize what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral
CLASSIC DISNEY
[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[x] Bambi (1942)
[x] Cinderella (1950)
[x] Dumbo (1941)
[x] Fantasia (1940)
[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[x] Mary Poppins (1964)
[x] Peter Pan (1953)
[x] Pinocchio (1940)
[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[x] Song of the South (1946)
Most of these I know I saw as a kid; I haven't watched any of these (except Fantasia) recently.
DISNEY'S DARK AGE
[x] The Aristocats (1970)
[x] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[x] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[o] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[x] The Jungle Book (1967)
[ ] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[ ] Oliver and Company (1986)
[x] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[x] The Rescuers (1977)
[x] Robin Hood (1973)
[x] The Sword In The Stone (1963)
Again, saw what I've got checked off as a kid.
THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
[x] Aladdin (1992) [Easily the best Disney movie.]
[x] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[ ] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[o] Hercules (1997)
[ ] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) bleh
[x] The Lion King (1994)
[x] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[x] Mulan (1998)
[ ] Pocahontas (1995)
[x] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[ ] Tarzan (1999)
DISNEY'S MODERN AGE
[x] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[ ] Bolt (2008)
[o] Brother Bear (2003)
[ ] Chicken Little (2005)
[ ] Dinosaur (2000)
[ ] The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
[ ] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[ ] Home on the Range (2004)
[x] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[ ] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[o] Treasure Planet (2002)
PIXAR
[o] A Bug's Life (1998)
[x] Cars (2006)
[ ] Finding Nemo (2003)
[x] The Incredibles (2004)
[x] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[x] Ratatouille (2007)
[o] Toy Story (1995)
[x] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[ ] Toy Story 3 (2010)
[x] Wall-E (2008)
[ ] Up (2009)
DON BLUTH
[x] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[x] An American Tail (1986)
[x] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)
[ ] Anastasia (1997)
[x] The Land Before Time (1988)
[ ] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[x] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[x] The Secret of NIMH (1982) [AAAGH, yes you are the best animated film ever!]
[ ] Thumbelina (1994)
[x] Titan AE (2000)
[ ] A Troll in Central Park (1994)
CLAYMATION
[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[ ] Chicken Run (2000) [Saw this in theaters; I still need to pick it up on DVD some day.]
[ ] Coraline (2009)
[ ] Corpse Bride (2005)
[ ] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[ ] The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
[ ] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
CGI GLUT
[ ] Antz (1998)
[ ] Happy Feet (2006)
[o] Kung Fu Panda (2008) (2 disc set with Secrets of the Furious Five!)
[o] Madagascar (2005)
[ ] Monster House (2006)
[o] Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
[o] Over the Hedge (2006)
[ ] The Polar Express (2004)
[x] Shrek (2001)
[x] Shrek 2 (2004)
[x] Shrek The Third (2007)
IMPORTS
[ ] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[x] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[ ] Light Years (1988)
[ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[ ] The Plague Dogs (1982)
[ ] Persepolis (2007)
[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[ ] Watership Down (1978)
[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[x] Yellow Submarine (1968) (I wanna find it!)
STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI
[ ] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
[ ] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[ ] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[ ] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[ ] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[ ] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[ ] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[ ] Only Yesterday (1991)
[ ] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[ ] Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea (2009)
[ ] Porco Rosso (1992)
[ ] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[ ] Spirited Away (2002)
[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
SATOSHI KON
[ ] Millennium Actress (2001)
[ ] Paprika (2006)
[ ] Perfect Blue (1999)
[ ] Tokyo Godfathers (2003) [I cannot recommend this hard enough.]
[ ] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" part (1995)
SHINKAI MAKOTO
[ ] She and Her Cat (1999)
[ ] Voices of a Distant Star (2001) ["I am here."]
[ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[ ] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)
OTHER ANIME FILMS
[x] Akira (1989)
[o] Appleseed (2004)
[ ] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[ ] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003)
[ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[x] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[ ] End of Evangelion (1997)
[ ] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[ ] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[x] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[ ] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[ ] Lensman (1984)
[ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[ ] Metropolis (2001)
[ ] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[ ] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[ ] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[ ] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[ ] Project A-ko (1986)
[ ] Robot Carnival (1987)
[ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[ ] Silent Möbius (1991)
[ ] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[ ] Steamboy (2004)
[ ] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[x] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983)
[ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987)(I'd love to find it!)
[ ] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[ ] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987)
CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS
[ ] American Pop (1981)
[x] The Animatrix (2003) [Special shout-out to "Beyond", which is one of the most amazing animated shorts I've ever seen.]
[ ] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[x] Cool World (1992)
[x] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[x] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[ ] Fire & Ice (1983)
[ ] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[x] Heavy Metal (1981)
[ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Lookin' (1982)
[x] Lady Death (2004)
[ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006) still wanna see this
[ ] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[ ] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[ ] Waking Life (2001)
OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES
[ ] Animal Farm (1954)
[x] Animalympics (1980)
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)
[ ] Balto (1995)
[ ] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[ ] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[ ] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[ ] Cats Don't Dance (1997)
[x] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[x] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[ ] Fern Gully (1992)
[ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[ ] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[x] The Hobbit (1977)
[x] The Iron Giant (1999)
[x] Ice Age (2002)
[ ] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
[x] Lord of the Rings (1978) (My Precious, My Precious!)
[ ] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)
[ ] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[x] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982) (It's scary inside the mind of a terrorist!)
[ ] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[ ] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002)
[ ] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[ ] Ringing Bell (1978)
[ ] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[ ] Scamper the Penguin (1988)
[ ] The Seventh Brother (1995)
[x] Space Jam (1996) (Lola Bunny! NUFF SAID!)
[ ] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[ ] Superman: Doomsday (2007)
[ ] The Swan Princess (1994)
[x] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[x] Wizards (1977)
[x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[ ] Willy the Sparrow (1988)
[ ] Wonder Woman (2009)
Updated Doberon Warriors Ref
Posted 15 years agoFound my stats for the Doberon Warriors Race reference sheet.
They are in the description.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3972203/
They are in the description.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3972203/
CAAAANNNDYYY HHUUUUNNNT!!!
Posted 15 years agoJust wishing everyone a happy Halloween, and don't get too sick off of all that candy!;D
Megatron commands you to watch this!
Posted 15 years agoThe commercial that just won't die!
OOOH! Lookit the MOO-Mammals/Other!
Posted 15 years agoFrom 
ship-wreck's Journal:
Hey y'all. I have decided once and for all that I am sick of choosing "Mammals / Other" As my species. FA should have a cow tab!!! I WANT A FREAKING COW TAB! So, I am making free icons for everyone who posts the following in a journal, and titles it something that will make people read it and spread it around.
"Furaffinity needs a Bovine species tab for the cow/bull furs! :3
Comment on ship-wreck ship-wreck 's journal here - http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1721391/ saying that you support the idea, and make a journal like this one spreading the word! (Make sure to also link your journal to her! And don't forget your character reference!) You do that, and Shippy will make you a free little icon!"
You can either copy paste that text, or type up your own. Either way, comment on this journal with your support and journal (and don't forget your reference!), and help us cow furries get our own tab! CAUSE WE ARE MORE THAN JUST MAMMALS/OTHER! <3 Thanks y'all. I will be working on icons one at a time, so just give me some time to get them out, kay?
~The Purple Cow, Shippy
ship-wreck's Journal:Hey y'all. I have decided once and for all that I am sick of choosing "Mammals / Other" As my species. FA should have a cow tab!!! I WANT A FREAKING COW TAB! So, I am making free icons for everyone who posts the following in a journal, and titles it something that will make people read it and spread it around.
"Furaffinity needs a Bovine species tab for the cow/bull furs! :3
Comment on ship-wreck ship-wreck 's journal here - http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1721391/ saying that you support the idea, and make a journal like this one spreading the word! (Make sure to also link your journal to her! And don't forget your character reference!) You do that, and Shippy will make you a free little icon!"
You can either copy paste that text, or type up your own. Either way, comment on this journal with your support and journal (and don't forget your reference!), and help us cow furries get our own tab! CAUSE WE ARE MORE THAN JUST MAMMALS/OTHER! <3 Thanks y'all. I will be working on icons one at a time, so just give me some time to get them out, kay?
~The Purple Cow, Shippy
THE HORROR! THE HORRORRR!!! D=
Posted 15 years agoLaser Death Cat will get youuu!!! D=
You were warned!! @w@
You were warned!! @w@
This is Disgusting!!! XP
Posted 15 years agoThere just ain't no justice!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor.....nto-river.html
She needs more of a lesson than that!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor.....nto-river.html
She needs more of a lesson than that!
Gregorian Pink Floyd = Surprisingly good!
Posted 15 years agoYou won't believe how good this sounds!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1647723/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1647723/
...And just so the rest of Arizona isn't left out:
Posted 15 years agoYoinked from
dragoneer1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you
You Know You’re In Arizona When:
1.You think Taco Bell is the local phone company.
2.You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
3.You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
4.You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.
5.You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour...and it will be over 100 degrees.
6.You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because your steering wheel is so hot.
7.The best parking is determined by shade.....not distance.
8.You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
9.You realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance.
10.You can make sun tea instantly.
11.Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
12.It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets are totally empty of both cars and people.
13.You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
14.Sunscreen is sold year round and kept right at the checkout counter.
15.You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.
16.Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them. Worse.....some fools actually try to jog.
17.You can pronounce Saguaro, Tempe, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon Rim, and Cholla.
18.You can understand the reason for a town named "Why"
19.You can fry an egg on the hood of a car in the morning.
20.You know hot air balloons can't rise because the air temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.
21.No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.
22.You see two trees fighting over a dog.
23.You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny.
24.You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River
25.You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves
26.You hear people say "but it's a dry heat!"
27.You buy salsa by the gallon.
28.Your Christmas decorations include sand and l00 paper bags.
29.You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
30.All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
31.You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
32.Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los."
33.You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.
34.Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
35.Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
36.Most homes have more firearms than people.
37.Kids ask, "What's a mosquito?"
38.People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.
39.You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you're wearing shorts.
40.If you haven't worked for Motorola at some time, you must be a newcomer.
41.You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
42.You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
43.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Arizona.
44.You take rain dances seriously.
45.You've signed so many petitions to recall governors you can't remember the name of the incumbent.
46.When a rainy day puts you in a good mood.
47.When you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of winter.
48.You feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
49.You "hug" a cactus only once in your lifetime.
50.When you have to look up "mass transit" in the dictionary.
51.A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway.
52.You wear a Bola tie.
53.You actually know what a Bola tie is.
54.You take a stroll on Ho Hum Way.
55.The beer is chilled and filled with chili.
56.A haboob happens.
57.Petrified doesn't mean scared.
58.Standin' on the corner sounds good.
59.The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.
60.You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
61.You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
62.You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
63.You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
You Know You're from Tucson When...
Posted 15 years ago Yoinked from 
dragoneer
1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Tu-son, not Tuc-sin.
2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Tucson has its own version of traffic rules...hold on and pray. There is no such thing as a dangerous, high-speed chase in Tucson. They all drive like that.
3. All directions start with, "Go down to Ina Rd."... Which has no beginning and no end.
4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a "Scenic Drive."
5. The morning rush hour is from 7:00 - 10:00 am. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 - 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. When you are the first one off of the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid getting into any cross-traffic's way.
7. La Cholla Road and La Canada Road can only be pronounced by a native.
8. Construction on I-10, River Rd., and near the University of Arizona is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.
9. All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we must be in Tucson!!!"
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a defect.
11. All old ladies with blue hair in pink Cadillacs have total right-of-way.
12. The minimum acceptable speed on I-10 is 85. Anything less is considered downright sissy.
13. The wrought iron on windows in south Tucson is NOT ornamental.
14. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, "Keep honking, I'm reloading." In fact, don't honk or look at anyone.
15. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60-mph zone people are not waving when they go by.
16. Sunrise Rd/Skyline Dr./Ina Rd. is our daily version of NASCAR (and all the same road by the way).
17. There are three Magee Rd.'s in Tucson, and in some places, one of them is called Cortaro, try not to be confused.
18. If you speed in Oro Valley, you WILL get pulled over and you will pay for the rest of your life!
20. One Hardy Rd. is a safe normal road. The other will take you on the edge of a dirt cliff with no guard rail and no way to turn around. Be careful which one you get on!
21. If you are driving and you keep seeing Nico's Taco Shop, you are not going in circles, there is in fact one on every corner.
22. There are no freeways running through Tucson, just the I-10 to the West, so always expect about a 45-minute drive to go anywhere.
23. If you get pulled over by a cop, make sure it is a real cop and not a gang initiation with fake lights because you will be shot.
24. Drive 45 minutes South and you will hit the Mexico border...turn around, Nogales is nothing special at all!
25. Tangerine Rd. will make you car sick...very bumpy, and lots of dips.
26. The intersection at Oracle and Ina is considered one of the most dangerous intersections in the southwest United States.
27. If the temperature is less than 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next week.
28. If you get a flat, do not ask ANYONE for help. Call AAA and lock your doors.
29. Bored teenagers in Tucson drive around for fun, weird, but watch out.
30. "Cruising Speedway" is a form of entertainment. If you are bored, drive down Speedway for a couple of hours and keep making U-Turns at Wilmot and Alvernon by the Empress Strip Club. Hopefully you will find it exhilarting too.
31. Grant Rd. has been nicknamed "Suicide Lane." During certain hours of the day, the middle turn lane thingy allows traffic going different ways. Some hours it goes East, some hours it goes West, and other hours it is merely a turning lane. Make sure you know the hours or follow signs so you are not in head-on traffic.Smart, huh?
32. Campbell is one of those roads that has no beginning and no end. if you drive down it you will come across over 1000 restaurants.
33. You remember when the suicide lanes were still actually suicide lanes, and you know what times they changed back and forth.
34. You navigate by a mountain range (ex. the Catalinas for North).
35. You see air force jets more often than you see wild animals.
36. You know not to leave trash where the javelinas can find it.
37. You never need to check the weather because it never really changes.
38. You've seen (or put up) Christmas lights on cacti.
39. You know that there's no sand in the real desert, just dirt and cacti and some shrubs.
40. You hate Phoenix and can give at least 10 reasons why.
41.You need to go to eegees to try the new flavor of the month.
42.You don't care what the signs say, the speed limit on grant is 55.
43. Eggee's. Enough said.
44. The only place were you get a 4 day weekend for the rodeo, yet you never go.
45. U of A. Word.
46. Tucson has a year-round rollacoaster: Its doing 60 down River Road.
47. You crack the windows open when you run the swamp cooler.
48. Sweeping gravel out of your garage onto the driveway...where it belongs.
49. Smelling like ragweed after playing outside.
50. Temporarily stop playing outside until the storm cloud passes over you.
51. Ever built a camp fire in your backyard, frontyard, middle of your street?
52. Quartz and lava rock gardens.
53. You don't catch a cold from playing in the rain.
54. Those aren't little black birds flying around at dusk...
55. There are no sidewalks in your neighborhood.
56. The weather is BEAUTIFUL.....at 2am.
57. High school parties are held in the desert.
58. You are used to one road turning into another without explanation (Grant into Kolb, Tanque Verde into Wilmot, Pantano into Pantano Parkway, Tanque Verde into Redington)
59. Boones Farm wine in a wash was part of your high school experience
60. The best parking spots is in the shade, no matter how far away they are from where you're going.
61. Your drivers license dosen't have to be renewed for 50 years.
62. You don't take off the Winter clothes until the pavement melts.
63. You know the ice doesn't break on the Santa Cruz river until it reaches 100o
[b]
dragoneer1. Go to Google and type, "You know you're from (your city or state) when...." (hit "I'm feeling lucky")
2. Cut and paste the list.
3. Bold the items that apply to you
1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Tu-son, not Tuc-sin.
2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Tucson has its own version of traffic rules...hold on and pray. There is no such thing as a dangerous, high-speed chase in Tucson. They all drive like that.
3. All directions start with, "Go down to Ina Rd."... Which has no beginning and no end.
4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic a "Scenic Drive."
5. The morning rush hour is from 7:00 - 10:00 am. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 - 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. When you are the first one off of the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid getting into any cross-traffic's way.
7. La Cholla Road and La Canada Road can only be pronounced by a native.
8. Construction on I-10, River Rd., and near the University of Arizona is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.
9. All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we must be in Tucson!!!"
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a defect.
11. All old ladies with blue hair in pink Cadillacs have total right-of-way.
12. The minimum acceptable speed on I-10 is 85. Anything less is considered downright sissy.
13. The wrought iron on windows in south Tucson is NOT ornamental.
14. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, "Keep honking, I'm reloading." In fact, don't honk or look at anyone.
15. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60-mph zone people are not waving when they go by.
16. Sunrise Rd/Skyline Dr./Ina Rd. is our daily version of NASCAR (and all the same road by the way).
17. There are three Magee Rd.'s in Tucson, and in some places, one of them is called Cortaro, try not to be confused.
18. If you speed in Oro Valley, you WILL get pulled over and you will pay for the rest of your life!
20. One Hardy Rd. is a safe normal road. The other will take you on the edge of a dirt cliff with no guard rail and no way to turn around. Be careful which one you get on!
21. If you are driving and you keep seeing Nico's Taco Shop, you are not going in circles, there is in fact one on every corner.
22. There are no freeways running through Tucson, just the I-10 to the West, so always expect about a 45-minute drive to go anywhere.
23. If you get pulled over by a cop, make sure it is a real cop and not a gang initiation with fake lights because you will be shot.
24. Drive 45 minutes South and you will hit the Mexico border...turn around, Nogales is nothing special at all!
25. Tangerine Rd. will make you car sick...very bumpy, and lots of dips.
26. The intersection at Oracle and Ina is considered one of the most dangerous intersections in the southwest United States.
27. If the temperature is less than 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next week.
28. If you get a flat, do not ask ANYONE for help. Call AAA and lock your doors.
29. Bored teenagers in Tucson drive around for fun, weird, but watch out.
30. "Cruising Speedway" is a form of entertainment. If you are bored, drive down Speedway for a couple of hours and keep making U-Turns at Wilmot and Alvernon by the Empress Strip Club. Hopefully you will find it exhilarting too.
31. Grant Rd. has been nicknamed "Suicide Lane." During certain hours of the day, the middle turn lane thingy allows traffic going different ways. Some hours it goes East, some hours it goes West, and other hours it is merely a turning lane. Make sure you know the hours or follow signs so you are not in head-on traffic.Smart, huh?
32. Campbell is one of those roads that has no beginning and no end. if you drive down it you will come across over 1000 restaurants.
33. You remember when the suicide lanes were still actually suicide lanes, and you know what times they changed back and forth.
34. You navigate by a mountain range (ex. the Catalinas for North).
35. You see air force jets more often than you see wild animals.
36. You know not to leave trash where the javelinas can find it.
37. You never need to check the weather because it never really changes.
38. You've seen (or put up) Christmas lights on cacti.
39. You know that there's no sand in the real desert, just dirt and cacti and some shrubs.
40. You hate Phoenix and can give at least 10 reasons why.
41.You need to go to eegees to try the new flavor of the month.
42.You don't care what the signs say, the speed limit on grant is 55.
43. Eggee's. Enough said.
44. The only place were you get a 4 day weekend for the rodeo, yet you never go.
45. U of A. Word.
46. Tucson has a year-round rollacoaster: Its doing 60 down River Road.
47. You crack the windows open when you run the swamp cooler.
48. Sweeping gravel out of your garage onto the driveway...where it belongs.
49. Smelling like ragweed after playing outside.
50. Temporarily stop playing outside until the storm cloud passes over you.
51. Ever built a camp fire in your backyard, frontyard, middle of your street?
52. Quartz and lava rock gardens.
53. You don't catch a cold from playing in the rain.
54. Those aren't little black birds flying around at dusk...
55. There are no sidewalks in your neighborhood.
56. The weather is BEAUTIFUL.....at 2am.
57. High school parties are held in the desert.
58. You are used to one road turning into another without explanation (Grant into Kolb, Tanque Verde into Wilmot, Pantano into Pantano Parkway, Tanque Verde into Redington)
59. Boones Farm wine in a wash was part of your high school experience
60. The best parking spots is in the shade, no matter how far away they are from where you're going.
61. Your drivers license dosen't have to be renewed for 50 years.
62. You don't take off the Winter clothes until the pavement melts.
63. You know the ice doesn't break on the Santa Cruz river until it reaches 100o
[b]
Starfox Caracter Sheet Updated
Posted 15 years agoJust updated my fursona's character reference. The new entry includes expanded uniform color data and a full description and background of the character. Not sure if the changes got to my watchers' inboxes, so I'm making sure here.
It's at: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3243424/
It's at: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3243424/
I'm Sorry
Posted 15 years agoI'm a nice guy who would treat a lady as she should be treated if I had a girl and so that's why I'm posting this.
Jacked from
cloudchaserwho jacked it from 
fluffball who jacked it from 
ssobotkajr
***"I'm sorry"***
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough moxie to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Jacked from
cloudchaserwho jacked it from 
fluffball who jacked it from 
ssobotkajr***"I'm sorry"***
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough moxie to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
