New comic coming soon
Posted 11 years agoI wrote a new comic, it is in the artists hands. It needs a small bit of work but I think it's going to be amazing. It's a spiritual sequel to one of my personal favorite ones.
Texas Furry Fiesta 2014 Meme
Posted 11 years agoWhere are you staying?
Whatever Hotel the con is at.
Who will you be with?
My Husband
Lagarto
Do you do trades?
Depends on what we are trading *winks*
What suits will you have?
None... cause I do not own a fursuit. I hope to fix that issue someday!
If not a fursuit or you're in a partial fursuit, what will you be wearing?
Clothing ;) Mostly just a polo shirt when I am in the dealers room. Otherwise I dunno... Suggestions?
What is your gender?
Depends on the clothing you suggest ;) *Though I got boy bits*
How old are you?
34... so old ;(
Can I touch you?
I am a fox... permission granted ;)
Can I talk to you?
Yeap, but if I am in the dealers room I may stop you to help a customer. In the evenings, chat away!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Lots no, some yes. I love drinking, it does not like me so much ;(
Can I give you lots of money?
I expect it! Come buy paw bottle openers, squeakers, collars, cuffs, leashes, ect... from us!
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Whenever you like! Just be careful not to wake me if I am sleeping... and don't be stinky / dirty ;P
How will I know it's you and not the wrong person?
Are you trying to say all foxes look alike... ok so we do. Just give the person a spank and if they don't have you arrested, it was me! Yeah... I am sure that's perfectly legit!
How tall are you?
5'10.5"
Are you nice?
I am one of the nicest fox you will ever meet!
Can I stalk you?
Only if you ask REALLY nicely.
How long are you going?
Thursday Night to Monday. Though I will be a Zombie on Thursday.
Do you have an artist table?
I will be selling at Lagarto's Custom Leather!
Do you like parties?
Only a cop would ask that... are you a cop... you have to tell me if your a cop.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I can think of many ways... most of them would involve us being removed from the con. So let's stick with "Hey Hyper" or just gimme a hug *Washed people hugs only apply*
Whatever Hotel the con is at.
Who will you be with?
My Husband
LagartoDo you do trades?
Depends on what we are trading *winks*
What suits will you have?
None... cause I do not own a fursuit. I hope to fix that issue someday!
If not a fursuit or you're in a partial fursuit, what will you be wearing?
Clothing ;) Mostly just a polo shirt when I am in the dealers room. Otherwise I dunno... Suggestions?
What is your gender?
Depends on the clothing you suggest ;) *Though I got boy bits*
How old are you?
34... so old ;(
Can I touch you?
I am a fox... permission granted ;)
Can I talk to you?
Yeap, but if I am in the dealers room I may stop you to help a customer. In the evenings, chat away!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Lots no, some yes. I love drinking, it does not like me so much ;(
Can I give you lots of money?
I expect it! Come buy paw bottle openers, squeakers, collars, cuffs, leashes, ect... from us!
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Whenever you like! Just be careful not to wake me if I am sleeping... and don't be stinky / dirty ;P
How will I know it's you and not the wrong person?
Are you trying to say all foxes look alike... ok so we do. Just give the person a spank and if they don't have you arrested, it was me! Yeah... I am sure that's perfectly legit!
How tall are you?
5'10.5"
Are you nice?
I am one of the nicest fox you will ever meet!
Can I stalk you?
Only if you ask REALLY nicely.
How long are you going?
Thursday Night to Monday. Though I will be a Zombie on Thursday.
Do you have an artist table?
I will be selling at Lagarto's Custom Leather!
Do you like parties?
Only a cop would ask that... are you a cop... you have to tell me if your a cop.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I can think of many ways... most of them would involve us being removed from the con. So let's stick with "Hey Hyper" or just gimme a hug *Washed people hugs only apply*
Busy Being A Fox
Posted 11 years agoMe and Lagarto... Murr purr for over 5 hours nonstop today. My poor fragile fox body is very broken, in the best of ways. Random, unplanned, amazing sex. I love owning a hot tub.
Better news is we also had an amazing conversation happen before all the fox abuse. It will be interesting to see if it sticks. It was like rediscovering myself. More news on that later.
Even better news. After rehydration and food, all that sex helped me shed a pound of fat.
Maybe go for 6 hours next time?
Better news is we also had an amazing conversation happen before all the fox abuse. It will be interesting to see if it sticks. It was like rediscovering myself. More news on that later.
Even better news. After rehydration and food, all that sex helped me shed a pound of fat.
Maybe go for 6 hours next time?
A great Hipster joke I just heard.
Posted 12 years agoQ: How did the Hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee, before it was cool.
A: He drank his coffee, before it was cool.
I am still Alive.
Posted 12 years agoThe Last 6 Months have been very trying for me. I got annoying medical news, had to change my life, am still without a co-worker so I am overworked.
On the positive side I have lost over 40 lbs, Gotten a promotion and a raise at work, have resolved or refinanced some debt and put myself in a good financial position...
I also got Married to
Lagarto back on October 1st when we were in Washington State.
Otherwise I plan this year to loose another 40lbs *or more*, quit smoking *down to one cig a day about*, get some VMWare Certs done, try to make new friends, and re-establish links to some old ones.
So yeah, comics will EVENTUALLY be coming. I just updated my profile and brought it into 2006! However, I loose my husband for 2 weeks, so don't expect anything until February. I will try to stay in better contact.
I am also working on a crazy plan to do a sort of Let's Play podcast style where we work on building in Vanialla Minecraft, Terraria, or StarBound. Will eventually need to look for a Partner for this. I sunk some money into a very nice microphone and such. So I am ready to at least start and get my toes wet.
Thank you all for your patience and understanding, have a fantastic new year and hope to hear from and see lots of you!
On the positive side I have lost over 40 lbs, Gotten a promotion and a raise at work, have resolved or refinanced some debt and put myself in a good financial position...
I also got Married to
Lagarto back on October 1st when we were in Washington State.Otherwise I plan this year to loose another 40lbs *or more*, quit smoking *down to one cig a day about*, get some VMWare Certs done, try to make new friends, and re-establish links to some old ones.
So yeah, comics will EVENTUALLY be coming. I just updated my profile and brought it into 2006! However, I loose my husband for 2 weeks, so don't expect anything until February. I will try to stay in better contact.
I am also working on a crazy plan to do a sort of Let's Play podcast style where we work on building in Vanialla Minecraft, Terraria, or StarBound. Will eventually need to look for a Partner for this. I sunk some money into a very nice microphone and such. So I am ready to at least start and get my toes wet.
Thank you all for your patience and understanding, have a fantastic new year and hope to hear from and see lots of you!
Birthday!
Posted 12 years agoToday was my Birthday. Just an FYI ;P
*Waits to feel the Love run over him*
*Waits to feel the Love run over him*
Just a quick update...
Posted 12 years agoMy next 2 cons with be FCN and BLFC, so if your going, make sure you say hi!
Vagina Butts
Posted 12 years agoSo what's better... drunk or stoned?
Discuss!
Discuss!
Hello...
Posted 12 years agoBeen forever, still alive ;)
Heading out to FC 2012
Posted 14 years agoHeading out to Further Confusion. I hope to see some of you there ;)
Heading out to Rainfurrest
Posted 14 years agoHeading out to Rainfurrest this evening. Hope to see some of you there!
Comics
Posted 14 years agoGot 1 Comic Script waiting to be finished, and 1 mostly finished. I am hoping they will both be comics in the next 3 weeks. Crosses paws.
Finished RMFC 2011
Posted 14 years agoFirst convention being a director. I ran the art show. I need a vacation now ;P
Next up is Rainfurrest!!!
Next up is Rainfurrest!!!
Husky Jokes
Posted 14 years agoFor you retrodog :
Whats the difference between a Husky and a Condom?
You can turn a condom inside out, shake it, and reuse it!
Whats the difference between a Husky and a Dumpster?
Cum!
How many huskies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just 2, but if they are small enough you can put more in!
How is the Mall Shuttle and a Husky the same?
Everyone rides for free (even the dirty and the homeless)
Whats the difference between the Mall Shuttle and a Husky?
You can only fit so many people in the Mall Shuttle!
Note: The Mall Shuttle in Denver is a Free Shuttle Service that runs the Length of Denver's 16th Street Mall.
Maybe some more jokes later ;)
Whats the difference between a Husky and a Condom?
You can turn a condom inside out, shake it, and reuse it!
Whats the difference between a Husky and a Dumpster?
Cum!
How many huskies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just 2, but if they are small enough you can put more in!
How is the Mall Shuttle and a Husky the same?
Everyone rides for free (even the dirty and the homeless)
Whats the difference between the Mall Shuttle and a Husky?
You can only fit so many people in the Mall Shuttle!
Note: The Mall Shuttle in Denver is a Free Shuttle Service that runs the Length of Denver's 16th Street Mall.
Maybe some more jokes later ;)
Need Help!
Posted 14 years agoI am seriously in the lurch here. Does anyone who lives near downtown Pittsburgh have a analog phone line? Need to Update Merchant Terminal!
I am at Anthrocon
Posted 14 years agoI am currently at AC, feel free to say hi. I will be at Lagarto's Custom Leather. It is the island in front of the Art Show with a huge green sign next to Sofa Wolf. I will have stuff from all my newest comics and some of my old. Not to mention all sorts of custom leather (collars, cuffs, ect...)
In the island will also be Ruikus and Sage. So come say hi and bring hugs (or food... or both) ;)
In the island will also be Ruikus and Sage. So come say hi and bring hugs (or food... or both) ;)
Happy Birthday TOOOO MEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted 14 years agoI am old now... like 32.... Gay Dead... We should have a funeral.
Ok who wants to be a necrophile? ;)
Ok who wants to be a necrophile? ;)
Hey All Sorry for the Slow Responses
Posted 14 years agoI seem to have picked up a stomach virus. I have been having to goto work thru it, and my gut just hurts lots. So when I get home I am pretty much just going to bed. I should be back up and responding by Saturday. Thank you all for understanding *hugs*
Help, I don't think I am going to make it thru today.
Posted 14 years agoI know many of you are not my "friends", most of you just like funny comics so sorry about this. I don't do this very often but I had to, I... have too.
Today is a day where I feel my insides are going to explode outside. I have a lot of things bottled up. I have a mate who right now hates having me around, and would rather I just leave him alone. I have a job I am very overworked at (even if it pays well). I really don't have any friends here around Denver. My life is not in a good spot.
Then there is my situation around the furs in Denver. I don't know any. I have tried to be friendly... it’s not like I have been unfriendly. I just am socially awkward. No one hates me but I don't know how to move forward into friendship with folks. I don't have that program. I have had 2 friends my entire fucking life. 1 Lives in St. Louis and we don't talk so much the last 2 years (he is not furry or gay) and the other lives in Holland and a 8 hour time difference with both of us working full time 9-5 gigs... we don't get to talk or do much online except the weekends and I see him RARELY RL now.
My work is full of about 48 hours worth of work and 32 hours in which to do it (I spend 8 hours a week in another department assisting). So this leaves me 16 hours a week behind since November. I have not touched my DOT files... and I fear when they find out I am going to get canned. I live with this over my head constantly. They just keep shoving more responsibilities into my job title. So every day I go to work and I fear it could be my last day walking in. I think earning a paycheck, as he tries to start his business, is the only reason he keeps me around. (Keep in mind this is just the negativity in me coming out. He isn’t a bad person. I just think right now we are VERY toxic and I want to fix it, and he doesn’t. So it leaves me wanting to fix things with him and him wanting to get away from me).
Then there is the people I have online tried to be friends with. The issue always seems to be eventually they bore of me, meet Lagarto, like him, sleep with him, and ignore me. This has happened about 3 or 4 times now. The next person already started last Sunday and now that’s one less person in my life. So yeah...
Today my thoughts have been... about checking out. They have been in and out there for about a week now but they are really strong today. I can't talk to it with certain people because they would just dump me for being unhappy I fear. Maybe it's paranoia I don’t know. He has offered to talk but I know it would not end well for me. Pretty much just him giving up on me I think. He is unhappy with my weight gain, my desire to go to conventions with him, and my desire to spend my free time with him.
Anyways I guess I am just rambling now. If you don't hear from me or something don't assume I killed myself. If I do that I am sure it will make the online rounds. I may have just decided to hide out for a while, or maybe Lagarto saw this and tossed my ass out, or broke it off with me, or maybe I got fired from work. I am just saying I don’t know what I am going to do... just wish someone could help me. Tossing down a bottle of pills is temping but I am fairly sure I don't have the guts to end it all. I suck ;\
Today is a day where I feel my insides are going to explode outside. I have a lot of things bottled up. I have a mate who right now hates having me around, and would rather I just leave him alone. I have a job I am very overworked at (even if it pays well). I really don't have any friends here around Denver. My life is not in a good spot.
Then there is my situation around the furs in Denver. I don't know any. I have tried to be friendly... it’s not like I have been unfriendly. I just am socially awkward. No one hates me but I don't know how to move forward into friendship with folks. I don't have that program. I have had 2 friends my entire fucking life. 1 Lives in St. Louis and we don't talk so much the last 2 years (he is not furry or gay) and the other lives in Holland and a 8 hour time difference with both of us working full time 9-5 gigs... we don't get to talk or do much online except the weekends and I see him RARELY RL now.
My work is full of about 48 hours worth of work and 32 hours in which to do it (I spend 8 hours a week in another department assisting). So this leaves me 16 hours a week behind since November. I have not touched my DOT files... and I fear when they find out I am going to get canned. I live with this over my head constantly. They just keep shoving more responsibilities into my job title. So every day I go to work and I fear it could be my last day walking in. I think earning a paycheck, as he tries to start his business, is the only reason he keeps me around. (Keep in mind this is just the negativity in me coming out. He isn’t a bad person. I just think right now we are VERY toxic and I want to fix it, and he doesn’t. So it leaves me wanting to fix things with him and him wanting to get away from me).
Then there is the people I have online tried to be friends with. The issue always seems to be eventually they bore of me, meet Lagarto, like him, sleep with him, and ignore me. This has happened about 3 or 4 times now. The next person already started last Sunday and now that’s one less person in my life. So yeah...
Today my thoughts have been... about checking out. They have been in and out there for about a week now but they are really strong today. I can't talk to it with certain people because they would just dump me for being unhappy I fear. Maybe it's paranoia I don’t know. He has offered to talk but I know it would not end well for me. Pretty much just him giving up on me I think. He is unhappy with my weight gain, my desire to go to conventions with him, and my desire to spend my free time with him.
Anyways I guess I am just rambling now. If you don't hear from me or something don't assume I killed myself. If I do that I am sure it will make the online rounds. I may have just decided to hide out for a while, or maybe Lagarto saw this and tossed my ass out, or broke it off with me, or maybe I got fired from work. I am just saying I don’t know what I am going to do... just wish someone could help me. Tossing down a bottle of pills is temping but I am fairly sure I don't have the guts to end it all. I suck ;\
Xbox 360 Account GOT!
Posted 14 years agoI got an xbox 360 now. My name is "Hyper the Fox" go add me ;)
Happy Thanks Giving All!
Posted 15 years agoHappy Thanksgiving... what are you all thankful for? Here is a blast from the past for you: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3094070/
I am thankful for being employed. So many of my friends are not working right now. I got a good job that pays well.
I am thankful for pawnshops. I now have an xbox 360 and got a smoking deal!
I am thankful for artists as without them I could not make my comics.
I am thankful for my mate and my great danes.
I am thankful for pizza *drools*.
I am thankful for all of you ;)
Now I have 2 comics being worked on... I am waiting to hear back from them. So hopefully soon you will see 2 new ones. Thank you all for your patience!
I am thankful for being employed. So many of my friends are not working right now. I got a good job that pays well.
I am thankful for pawnshops. I now have an xbox 360 and got a smoking deal!
I am thankful for artists as without them I could not make my comics.
I am thankful for my mate and my great danes.
I am thankful for pizza *drools*.
I am thankful for all of you ;)
Now I have 2 comics being worked on... I am waiting to hear back from them. So hopefully soon you will see 2 new ones. Thank you all for your patience!
When did I get 400 watchers?
Posted 15 years agoHello everyone, I really need to thank people in shouts. Maybe I will later this week.
I am mostly back. I move to Denver, Got a Job, got my life in order mostly. Good news is I have a lot of scripts... a few are AMAZING. I just need to get an artist and they will come up.
I am writing again, be afraid. *Gives you a box to hide under*
I am mostly back. I move to Denver, Got a Job, got my life in order mostly. Good news is I have a lot of scripts... a few are AMAZING. I just need to get an artist and they will come up.
I am writing again, be afraid. *Gives you a box to hide under*
PS3 Account Gotten!
Posted 15 years agoMy PSN ID is HyperX69 add me! ;)
OMG A silly post.
Posted 15 years agoI am feeling uber foxy right now. So who wants a fox, and for what, and when... *cons included* hehe ;P
Hi From Anthrocon
Posted 15 years agoI am at AC, I am in room 1209 at the Westin. I am in the dealers den. Look for the HUGE Green sign that says Lamination and Leather...
Say hi to me and spend money ;)
Say hi to me and spend money ;)
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