Go check out this artist for some free art, she is really good

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8612069/

I"ll be heading down south to Louisiana for a very long vacation. I'll be back on the 13th of August and hopefully you guys haven't burned the place down. I'll try and stay in touch when I can.

....AND I WILL ANSWER IT ;)

I was dared to take this POS

Personal
Real First Name: John
Nickname/Username: Jäger
Location: Middle of bum fuck nowhere (Indiana)
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Chinese Zodiac: Ram
Briggs type: Huh?
Pets: 2 cats


Sexuality & Romance
Sexual Orientation: Straight, maybe Bi curious
Kinsey Scale: What?
Relationship Status: Single...for now
Poly or Mono: Mono I don't like an audience
Want to Marry: Maybe
Want Kids: Later

Silly Stuff
Hogwarts House: I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
GoT House: Fuck I don't watch the show...the one with the Dragons I guess
Bending Style: Fire
Pony Race: I don't understand this question
Pokemon type: Dragons, but I play MTG
What Are You Reading: TM 9-1010-223-10
What's The Last Movie You Watched: Fury
What Are Your Greatest Irrational Fears: Failure to protect
Early Bird or Night Owl: Night owl
What Time Do You Go To Bed: Midnight
What Time Do You Get Up: 9
What Do You Sleep In: My birthday suit
Do you Dream Frequently: IDK I guess
What Position Do You Sleep In: On my side
What was the last dream you remember: Watching my brother get shot

Work & Education
High School: Class of 2010
College: Associates of Applied Sciences in Criminal Justice
Occupation: US Army Infantry
Where Do You See Yourself in 5 Years: In a police department
What's Your Dream Job: Police, then SWAT, then drug and gang task force serving high risk warrants

Favorite Shit
Foods: Meat
Carbonated Drinks: Coke or Pepsi IDC
Non-Carbonated Drinks: OJ, Chocolate milk, and water
Ice cream flavor: Strawberry
Season: Summer
Animals: Dragons, Wolves, and sheepdogs
Colors: Black, Red, Blue, and Green
Music: Instrumental, Rock, and Dupstep
TV shows: Don't watch TV too much political BS
Video games: Halo by Bungie, Doom, GOW, Battlefield, MOH, Mass Effect, and Army of Two

I'm done...can I go now?

So I was going about my normal morning doing a 2 mile run in downtown when a passed a lady and said good morning. She stopped me and ask if I was in the military to which i responded with yes, aside from the hair cut, to the way I was carrying myself to the "Good morning mam." Then she responded with how does it feel to kill somebody? I was shock and confused and tried to skirt around the question to which she responses with: why is it that all of you killers are so arrogant.

Arrogance?

I don't understand why that people who get offended by the smallest things go out a attack professionals who are protecting their right to get offended? Are we not doing a good enough job for you? And what is your definition of us "Killers" doing a good job? How about you stay in your world and we stay in ours. The sheepdogs are doing the most work protecting the sheep from the wolfs. So give some respect to the people who are protecting you, if you piss them off to the point of fuck it they will let the wolfs come in and they will annihilate the sheep, and the sheep will be begging the sheepdogs to come back. This an't arrogance, it's pride. Pride in that knowing what we do is the right thing to do. We are doing things that 99% of people will not do, and ever do. You ever though sleeping an hour a day at most, get up and walk 12 miles? And here is the deal breaker, you have no internet.

You call it arrogance, I call it pride. We paid the ultimate price so shut and sit back because you are reaping the interest.

End rant Rock 9 out

[] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back


[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head (more so like head massages tbh)
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[] you think feathers are fun to play with


[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[] milk or water is your favorite drink


[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want


[] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 0

[] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat


[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[] you refer to your self as an animal
[] your username has something to do with animals
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often


[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[] you like to say hi to strangers
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[x]if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"

Why? it baffles me to know that their are stupid people in this world and I'm starting to get feed up with it. There was a hostage situation in my hometown and people got out their lawn chairs and sat and watched...WTF do you not care for your own personal safety even though that the reports said that shots where fired people just don't know how to use their "operator head space" I swear it is probably filled with nothing more then cheese puffs, and that is putting it nicely, I understand it is a small town community and that a hostage situation is very entertaining to most people but for crying out load! I pray to God that the whole human race doesn't turn out like this